Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)

[Wary Wolf]

@NewPlayers: Don't listen to anything Wary Wolf says on the forums. He enjoys shit posting there. Sometimes what he says or does has the off chance to entertain, but ultimately he is only trying to draw attention to himself. It usually works in the case of certain players like the Phat Hippity one. Wary tends to be a little more serious in PMs, and occasionally can be trusted if he is in contact with you via PM.

Otherwise don't listen to Phat Hippity beats. He doesn't really want to stop people from having fun by calling for the death of people who post stupid shit, vote how you want to.

And send Jux more poems. Mine were pretty weak.

 

[sky14kemea]

Also already voted, so you guys can't sway my decision. Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Demonjazz]

Yikes, this is already gettin' bloodthirsty, what with throwing virtually each other under the bus. This really IS Game of Thrones

Who said anything about virtually? I will throw anybody, and everybody under the bus to win anything at any time... Join Team Demon, assured-self destruction is always ensured.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I've had two people send me poems, and one person send me a list supposedly from the spy. This is going to be fun!

I would love to get a Poem! So any poets out there, keep that in mind for next round.

 

[Wary Wolf]

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Also already voted, so you guys can't sway my decision. Bwahahahahahaha

Given that we were supposed to have our votes in a few hours ago, I would hope so. I think FPLOON just has to figure out what to do with all the FPLOON votes he has got. Or through some sheer stroke of luck we managed to off the right person right from the get-go and now FPLOON and player 0 have to make their escape instead of having to marry us all.

And fine. Drink your tea in a smug green fashion with your judgey opinions and such. Think you're above me!?! Your banhammer doesn't scare me! Your moderator status won't save you from the murderator status!

Tee-Hee-Hee!

 

[Armadox]

@NewPlayers: Don't listen to anything Wary Wolf says. He likes making weird claims and spreading confusion. You should probably vote for Wary Wolf just to be safe. If he's actually on Team Evil, great, and if he isn't, we're still better off without him.

I however is absolutely trustworthy. I'm not even playing the same game as you.

I don't even consider you a player anymore. You're more like an NPC with a well-programmed AI and a ton of RNG behind your actions.

I'll have you know that I'm a real person. I have blood and meat and <br=1> I make $3000 working at home, and you can too {--- /loop}. no, no.. damn you, fight it.. a/s/l? I'll tell you I'm perfectly .... Like a normal everyday human.

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Wolfy: Since when has death stopped anyone from shit-posting? That would be awful.

@Mattress: Will we also be able to convince you to vote for specific people?

 

[sky14kemea]

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Given that we were supposed to have our votes in a few hours ago, I would hope so. I think FPLOON just has to figure out what to do with all the FPLOON votes he has got. Or through some sheer stroke of luck we managed to off the right person right from the get-go and now FPLOON and player 0 have to make their escape instead of having to marry us all.

And fine. Drink your tea in a smug green fashion with your judgey opinions and such. Think you're above me!?! Your banhammer doesn't scare me! Your moderator status won't save you from the murderator status!

Tee-Hee-Hee!

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I think I shit my pants.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

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Given that we were supposed to have our votes in a few hours ago, I would hope so. I think FPLOON just has to figure out what to do with all the FPLOON votes he has got. Or through some sheer stroke of luck we managed to off the right person right from the get-go and now FPLOON and player 0 have to make their escape instead of having to marry us all.

And fine. Drink your tea in a smug green fashion with your judgey opinions and such. Think you're above me!?! Your banhammer doesn't scare me! Your moderator status won't save you from the murderator status!

Tee-Hee-Hee!

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I think I shit my pants.

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That is the face of a man who's ego went from 10 to 0

 

[Mr.Mattress]

@Mattress: Will we also be able to convince you to vote for specific people?

Probably, as long as I enjoy the poem. XD

 

[Fat Hippo]

@RoyBoy: Good Dark Souls 3 news, chum:

Spoiler: Graphic optiooooooooooons!

I'm looking forward to setting them all to low or off. *cries gently*

 

[Demagogue]

Why are people hiding things in spoiler tags!! SO MUCH EXTRA CLICKING...

I hope the murder finishes you all off!

 

[Spider RedNight]

I'm guessing we're on standby 'til we're told who got murder-faced next, right?

 

[Fat Hippo]

I'm guessing we're on standby 'til we're told who got murder-faced next, right?

Yep. We just drink tea and eat cake, until one of us looks down and realizes it's all dripping down onto the floor because he's been disemboweled. At which point someone gets lynched.

 

[Wary Wolf]

@The Paragon of Phat Pink 'Poness:

I think we're still waiting on someone to get lynched. Which is annoying. As I've finished the greatest love-poem I shall ever write to send to Jux. I suppose I could start working on a poetic Edda to send to Matress Man looking at the time it's taking for someone to die.

@Dr. Gogue:

Isn't this wait for Death Posts usually the trigger for everyone to hide stupid stuff in spoiler tags?

Spoiler: Did I die? No. And there's nothing in this spoiler tag for anyone.

Sorry Hippity. You might have better luck voting me off next cycle.

 

[gritch]

Spoiler: I'm dead.

Sorry. Too busy for a deathpost this time. All if have to say is:

You know a smart killer would kill either of us round one. Everyone would immediately suspect the second one and have them executed. Two birds with one stone!

And ya'll a bunch of mindless twats[footnote]I kid... <3[/footnote]. Why the hell would I kill EvilRoy round one after pointing out that the Killer should kill him? Give me more credit than that. I'm scheming but I know a double bluff with 20 people voting is a terrible idea.

Oh and I was Independent with no role. Whatever the hell that was suppose to mean.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Spoiler: I'm dead.

Sorry. Too busy for a deathpost this time. All if have to say is:

You know a smart killer would kill either of us round one. Everyone would immediately suspect the second one and have them executed. Two birds with one stone!

And ya'll a bunch of mindless twats[footnote]I kid... <3[/footnote]. Why the hell would I kill EvilRoy round one after pointing out that the Killer should kill him? Give me more credit than that. I'm scheming but I know a double bluff with 20 people voting is a terrible idea.

Oh and I was Independent with no role. Whatever the hell that was suppose to mean.

Oh no! We killed the wrong guy! D:

Rest In Peace, Gritch.

Rest in peace.

 

[Wary Wolf]

What's with all the Kermit memes this round?

*Brrr* That particular picture gives me actual chills however, considering that coffin was made for a child...

 

[Fat Hippo]

@CakeWolfer: Whoopsie, got a bit mixed up.

And I don't actually think you're the Killer. You're more like my default option when I've got nobody else to vote for.

Gritch getting that many votes is suspicious, of course it's entirely possible that it was random chance, since we don't know how many people voted for FPLOON. Or the Killer has gone recruiting and flipped a few independents.

 

[Jux]

I voted for Gritch, but only because there was a pretty darn good poem asking me to. Sorry Gritch!