Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)

[Spider RedNight]

Oh. Well.... how long is this gonna last? It's weird and I didn't get a fifteen-minute warning xD

I just got sucker-punched by a Premium

Probably until someone who can fix it finds out/gives a shit.

Hhhhhhuh. Well, okay then

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Oh. Well.... how long is this gonna last? It's weird and I didn't get a fifteen-minute warning xD

I just got sucker-punched by a Premium

It'll be fixed "Monday".

 

[Spider RedNight]

Oh. Well.... how long is this gonna last? It's weird and I didn't get a fifteen-minute warning xD

I just got sucker-punched by a Premium

It'll be fixed "Monday".

Aw man, I'm kinda gonna miss my biggified avatar

 

[Jux]

@Jux: Love your new avatar by the way. It's like the avatar equivalent of your drunk posting.

EDIT: Also, since when am I a premium member? This shit is whack.

Thanks! I was too lazy to find a cool gif, since the premium thing will likely be gone soon. If I find the time, I'll turn this into a gif and make the eyes roll around or something.

You know, I'm not sure who to vote for if no one asks me to vote for anyone. I could always vote for myself I guess

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Soooooooooo... we waiting on the killer to kill someone now, right?

Then hopefully get a revised spy list to decide our murder games on.

 

[Fat Hippo]

@Jux: Love your new avatar by the way. It's like the avatar equivalent of your drunk posting.

EDIT: Also, since when am I a premium member? This shit is whack.

Thanks! I was too lazy to find a cool gif, since the premium thing will likely be gone soon. If I find the time, I'll turn this into a gif and make the eyes roll around or something.

You know, I'm not sure who to vote for if no one asks me to vote for anyone. I could always vote for myself I guess

Don't worry, as soon as the next person gets brutalized, I will unless my lyrical genius upon you once again.

Regarding avatars, I may as well (ab)use this situation while I can. Unfortunately, the gif doesn't seem to be actually be moving. Hrmmm...

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Spoiler: dinnertime

I was hired for this gig. It seemed easy enough, FPLOON wanted me to help him with the wedding. I knew jack all about Weddings but he decided a dinosaur doing it Would be awesome. ?Oh well at least I had pizza? I thought as I continue to eat a pizza pies But suddenly. ?AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? I screamed as my stomach sheared in pain. I fell to the floor, my body was completely paralyzed. ?What?s going on!? I screamed in my mind

?Well well if it isn?t the dinosaur? _____ said as he walked around my body. ?That poison was meant to kill the whole party in one fell swoop but unfortunately your gluttony stopped that. ? He then turned for the door and start walked out ?Killing you is fine.?

My flesh started to boil. This was the end my only regret is I never got to have more pizza.

__________________

When the party members found his body he was nothing but a fossil.

[HEADING=1]FPLOON:Oh Fuck! We lost the priest for the wedding![/HEADING]

avenge me by killing demonjazz!

 

[Spider RedNight]

I think I'm missing the memo for these things xD I thought we had to vote between deaths

 

[Mr.Mattress]

No!! They killed the Priest! Gosh dang it! We needed him to exorcise the Ghosts! Crud muffins!

Begone, foul murderer! Leave our domain for the vile depths of Hell!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I say we vote for the killer.

 

[FPLOON]

@Secondhand Revenant: I thought it was "waiting for Godot"... whoever that is... or was...

@tf2godz: Damn... If only you could revive yourself... But then, we'll lose our Entwined Players... Role-wise... Bummer...


@Spider RedNight: Nope... Or else after every voting process (which leads to an execution) would be YET another voting process...

 

[Jux]

Spoiler: Getting ready for my wedding!

It's time to Hans Gruber this round. I got some info from the spy. What do I do with such info though? Give it away freely, so the killer can be swiftly caught? Boooooooring. But Alcohol has given me the solution to this question... I blackmail the killer into killing off my romantic rivals, and roleplay this round as a yandere!

The whole poem thing is still good to go though, ya'll can buy my votes, just like before. Oh, and if the killer kills me, I have another player with the list as insurance that will release it. It's down to three people, so it's not like it would be that hard for them to get ya.

I love this game.

 

[Wary Wolf]

Eat death Priest. Your only role in this round was to resurrect Frappe and you blew it.

SO YOU DIE!

Finally, I get something right.

And what the hell is with you bastards not publicly releasing the spy list?

I can't do my damned job properly.​

 

[Fat Hippo]

I think the real lesson here is that everyone should stop eating from the buffet immediately. Which seems obvious when there's a Serial Killer on the loose, but I guess not.

 

[Demagogue]

Wait... why would the Priest res Frappe? I mean sure he is on team good... but he doesn't have a role otherwise.

Jux: The list you got from the Spy only had 3 people on it?

Also... *noms a bunch of food on the buffet table*

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GHOST HIPPO!

 

[Wary Wolf]

@Tuxedo Sperm:

You need to ask Jux on that matter. Be advised his info can only be accessed through poetry. All I'll say is that even though Frappe had no role, his resurrection was vital to this game. Now the killer will tear through you all like a hot knife through buffet butter.

*Un-friends TF2Godz for not rezzing Frappe...* (April Fools )

 

[Demagogue]

We're in round 3, I'm just saying... we should have a spy list by now... I don't like voting blind. Fortunately so far my votes haven't helped kill anyone.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

We're in round 3, I'm just saying... we should have a spy list by now... I don't like voting blind. Fortunately so far my votes haven't helped kill anyone.

We do have a list. It's very short and about to get shorter...

 

[Demagogue]

We're in round 3, I'm just saying... we should have a spy list by now... I don't like voting blind. Fortunately so far my votes haven't helped kill anyone.

We do have a list. It's very short and about to get shorter...

We do? *looks back through the thread* did I just not see it? Or are you guys not telling me about it because I'm on it and you suspect me. D:

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

We're in round 3, I'm just saying... we should have a spy list by now... I don't like voting blind. Fortunately so far my votes haven't helped kill anyone.

We do have a list. It's very short and about to get shorter...

We do? *looks back through the thread* did I just not see it? Or are you guys not telling me about it because I'm on it and you suspect me. D:

A few people have been granted the list! And I'm one of them!

Here, might as well give it to you while I still can:

Mr. Matress
Demonjazz
Spider RedNight

I was passed the first list by a benefactor, and then was told that the killer did not participate in Round 74. So there ya go

I was also told not to spread the initial list around, but now that it's been whittled down to 3 people we're gonna win soon anyways and it causes less confusion if we know it