Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)

[Demagogue]

@SR: Yay! Thank you.
1) Now Jux doesn't have the power to sell us out.
2) Do you think the person that gave you the list was the spy directly?
3) I also got a copy of the list, and the same message about the killer not being in Round 74. So I will validate this list.

Three folks left to kill. Who do we want to target first? I suggest just starting at the top with Matress (Sorry) and working our way down. No matter what we shouldn't be able to lose this round at this point.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

@SR: Yay! Thank you.
1) Now Jux doesn't have the power to sell us out.
2) Do you think the person that gave you the list was the spy directly?
3) I also got a copy of the list, and the same message about the killer not being in Round 74. So I will validate this list.

Three folks left to kill. Who do we want to target first? I suggest just starting at the top with Matress (Sorry) and working our way down. No matter what we shouldn't be able to lose this round at this point.

1) I'm pretty sure some others have the list anyways. Not that it matters now
2) Possibly, but I kind of suspect not


And yep the game seems in the bag for us, that's why I revealed the list. Should only facilitate things from here now that we all know the targets

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

We're in round 3, I'm just saying... we should have a spy list by now... I don't like voting blind. Fortunately so far my votes haven't helped kill anyone.

We do have a list. It's very short and about to get shorter...

We do? *looks back through the thread* did I just not see it? Or are you guys not telling me about it because I'm on it and you suspect me. D:

A few people have been granted the list! And I'm one of them!

Here, might as well give it to you while I still can:

Mr. Matress
Demonjazz
Spider RedNight

I was passed the first list by a benefactor, and then was told that the killer did not participate in Round 74. So there ya go

I was also told not to spread the initial list around, but now that it's been whittled down to 3 people we're gonna win soon anyways and it causes less confusion if we know it

It's probably demon. When I got the notification that I was killed I was given this message by
FPLOON

The Killer has killed you! Apparently, they think you're on to them... I think...

KILL HIM AND AVENGE ME!

 

[EvilRoy]

I will laugh for days when it turns out that the spy was the secret third lawyer and is playing you all for FOOLS.


FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLSSSSS

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

We're in round 3, I'm just saying... we should have a spy list by now... I don't like voting blind. Fortunately so far my votes haven't helped kill anyone.

We do have a list. It's very short and about to get shorter...

We do? *looks back through the thread* did I just not see it? Or are you guys not telling me about it because I'm on it and you suspect me. D:

A few people have been granted the list! And I'm one of them!

Here, might as well give it to you while I still can:

Mr. Matress
Demonjazz
Spider RedNight

I was passed the first list by a benefactor, and then was told that the killer did not participate in Round 74. So there ya go

I was also told not to spread the initial list around, but now that it's been whittled down to 3 people we're gonna win soon anyways and it causes less confusion if we know it

It's probably demon. When I got the notification that I was killed I was given this message by
FPLOON

The Killer has killed you! Apparently, they think you're on to them... I think...

KILL HIM AND AVENGE ME!

Worry not! The musical devil shall soon be dead!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I will laugh for days when it turns out that the spy was the secret third lawyer and is playing you all for FOOLS.


FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLSSSSS

The grumpy lawyer spirit shall not ruin our hopes

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

KILL THE SPIDER-MAN, HE'S A GODDAMN MENNACE!

 

[sky14kemea]

Yeah! There's only room for one spider-related person in here.

And it gunna be ME!

 

[Jux]

A few people have been granted the list! And I'm one of them!

Here, might as well give it to you while I still can:

Mr. Matress
Demonjazz
Spider RedNight

I was passed the first list by a benefactor, and then was told that the killer did not participate in Round 74. So there ya go

I was also told not to spread the initial list around, but now that it's been whittled down to 3 people we're gonna win soon anyways and it causes less confusion if we know it

Curses! My plan was almost perfect! If not for you meddling kids...

@SR: Yay! Thank you.
1) Now Jux doesn't have the power to sell us out.
2) Do you think the person that gave you the list was the spy directly?
3) I also got a copy of the list, and the same message about the killer not being in Round 74. So I will validate this list.

Three folks left to kill. Who do we want to target first? I suggest just starting at the top with Matress (Sorry) and working our way down. No matter what we shouldn't be able to lose this round at this point.

Spoiler

Is it just me, or did a picture of me in a princess peach dress get literally zero reactions? Are yall that desensitized to my drunk antics?

 

[Demonjazz]

Worry not! The musical devil shall soon be dead!

Hey now, I am a demon of jazz! There is a large amount of difference between us demons, and devils! Devils for instance are fans of rock, while us sophisticated demons prefer the beautiful jazz! I am not some two-bit devil trying to make his way up the bureaucratic hell ladder! I am the leader of the hell band!... We play every Tuesday at 11 PM at the Hell Bar.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Worry not! The musical devil shall soon be dead!

Hey now, I am a demon of jazz! There is a large amount of difference between us demons, and devils! Devils for instance are fans of rock, while us sophisticated demons prefer the beautiful jazz! I am not some two-bit devil trying to make his way up the bureaucratic hell ladder! I am the leader of the hell band!... We play every Tuesday at 11 PM at the Hell Bar.

Demons or devils... YOU BOTH SMITE THE SAME

 

[Demonjazz]

Worry not! The musical devil shall soon be dead!

Hey now, I am a demon of jazz! There is a large amount of difference between us demons, and devils! Devils for instance are fans of rock, while us sophisticated demons prefer the beautiful jazz! I am not some two-bit devil trying to make his way up the bureaucratic hell ladder! I am the leader of the hell band!... We play every Tuesday at 11 PM at the Hell Bar.

Demons or devils... YOU BOTH SMITE THE SAME

I find that offense. We do not smite the same at all. One of us... Huh... I guess that's true. We do die to bullets, and explosives.

 

[Demagogue]

Yeah! There's only room for one spider-related person in here.

And it gunna be ME!

I support our spider-overlord. ALL OTHERS SHALL PERISH!

Is it just me, or did a picture of me in a princess peach dress get literally zero reactions? Are yall that desensitized to my drunk antics?

Why do you think Armadox has to keep trying so hard... I also wasn't aware that was actually you... (nice shades)

 

[Jux]

Is it just me, or did a picture of me in a princess peach dress get literally zero reactions? Are yall that desensitized to my drunk antics?

Why do you think Armadox has to keep trying so hard... I also wasn't aware that was actually you... (nice shades)

Thanks, they light up too!

 

[Spider RedNight]

Spoiler: Bang

It was dark. He walked a thin line between boredom and psychopathy as his back was turned, facing one of the windows as the clouds shrouded the half moon.

"Is there a life after death?" He wondered aloud, brushing some of his vaguely curly hair over his shoulder and he could feel the ponytail loosening slightly with every touch. "Or is there just a pool of black and a memory of what once was?" He mused but then fell silent. He wasn't one to go on when there wasn't much to say.

Footsteps approaching, the faint click of a gun and the cold barrel was pressed against the back of his head, just under the occipital protuberance. He inhaled, reaching and pulling the tungsten ring off his left hand. He looked down at it resting in his right hand before clenching his fist.

"...As long as I don't have to be in a harem wedding," He couldn't help but chuckle dryly. So much for engagement; if someone else wasn't going to, he would've. Someone just beat him to the punch, is all. At least now, he couldn't be accused of being a murderer to his fiancee.

Bang.

I am an <color=blaf>Independent leaning on the <color=devil>Bad Side and I've reached the end of my lifeline.

Also you guys can't stop me from spiderin'. I love spiders regardless of what life I'm in

 

[Mr.Mattress]

When do we kill the real killer?! I'm tired of getting innocent people killed with terrible votes!

 

[Fat Hippo]

When do we kill the real killer?! I'm tired of getting innocent people killed with terrible votes!

You should probably get used to it, or even better, learn to enjoy it! I know I have.

 

[Demagogue]

When do we kill the real killer?! I'm tired of getting innocent people killed with terrible votes!

You should probably get used to it, or even better, learn to enjoy it! I know I have.

One little two little three little corpses... *rocks back and forth slowly*

 

[EvilRoy]

My my my... I wonder just how TRUSTworthy that list was... I wonder if you can REALLY believe what you hear whispered in the night sky...

HAHAHAHA FOOOOOLS!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

My my my... I wonder just how TRUSTworthy that list was... I wonder if you can REALLY believe what you hear whispered in the night sky...

HAHAHAHA FOOOOOLS!

I'm just waiting for FPLOON to announce my arbitration... which I sent in 4 days ago...