Serial Killer Round 79: Super-mega-fast-strong-ultra-amazing-force GOGOV

[SupahEwok]

And this is why I would kill Supahewok last of all

Am I too obviously incompetent?

 

[gritch]

My gut knows.

You sure that's not just Cait's taco THAT YOU ATE?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

My gut knows.

You sure that's not just Cait's taco THAT YOU ATE?

I would never steal a taco.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

And this is why I would kill Supahewok last of all

Am I too obviously incompetent?

I mean arbit you last of all =P

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Though I probably should have suggested that of the people on the list, if we have useful roles we should claim them to narrow down the list. Any role that gets counterclaimed we know one of two of them is probably evil

I have no role.

I feel bad because you sound sad to die, but that lack of role also makes it the least risky to kill you

You could not kill me. Who's still on your list?

Cait and Jack

It's Jack.

Why Jack and not Cait?

Because its Jack.

Like it feels like you know something, but I'm not sure why you wouldn't just say it

My gut knows.

Hmm. Your short posts and urging to kill Jack for that reason makes me want to consider you again

Also because obviously this is a lie.

RE: Arbiter thing
From:
gritch
Sent:
4 Sep 2016 3:07 pm
Revnak:

gritch:
Don't suggest Cait...

Too late, I'm playing my own game. I aint dying.

Note, I posted that before you sent this.

It's fine. My little hints are causing Supahewok to go nuts. I actually never lied to him in any of my PMs. I just omitted certain bits of information.

That's a bit hard to follow. So Gritch wants you not to suggest Cait, I gather that you joined up on Team Evil since he's telling you this. If you were the killer I suppose he'd encourage you to suggest Cait, the person who isn't talking right now.

Why does this implicate Jack and not Cait?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Though I probably should have suggested that of the people on the list, if we have useful roles we should claim them to narrow down the list. Any role that gets counterclaimed we know one of two of them is probably evil

I have no role.

I feel bad because you sound sad to die, but that lack of role also makes it the least risky to kill you

You could not kill me. Who's still on your list?

Cait and Jack

It's Cait.

Why Cait and not Jack?

Because its Cait.

Like it feels like you know something, but I'm not sure why you wouldn't just say it

My gut knows.

Hmm. Your short posts and urging to kill Cait for that reason makes me want to consider you again

Also because obviously this is a lie.

RE: Arbiter thing
From:
gritch
Sent:
4 Sep 2016 3:07 pm
Revnak:

gritch:
Don't suggest Jack...

Too late, I'm playing my own game. I aint dying.

Note, I posted that before you sent this.

It's fine. My little hints are causing Supahewok to go nuts. I actually never lied to him in any of my PMs. I just omitted certain bits of information.

That's a bit hard to follow. So Gritch wants you not to suggest Jack, I gather that you joined up on Team Evil since he's telling you this. If you were the killer I suppose he'd encourage you to suggest Jack, the person who isn't talking right now.

Why does this implicate Cait and not Jack?

Because I didn't join team evil and he's lying.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Though I probably should have suggested that of the people on the list, if we have useful roles we should claim them to narrow down the list. Any role that gets counterclaimed we know one of two of them is probably evil

I have no role.

I feel bad because you sound sad to die, but that lack of role also makes it the least risky to kill you

You could not kill me. Who's still on your list?

Cait and Jack

It's Jack.

Why Jack and not Cait?

Because its Jack.

Like it feels like you know something, but I'm not sure why you wouldn't just say it

My gut knows.

Hmm. Your short posts and urging to kill Jack for that reason makes me want to consider you again

Also because obviously this is a lie.

RE: Arbiter thing
From:
gritch
Sent:
4 Sep 2016 3:07 pm
Revnak:

gritch:
Don't suggest Cait...

Too late, I'm playing my own game. I aint dying.

Note, I posted that before you sent this.

It's fine. My little hints are causing Supahewok to go nuts. I actually never lied to him in any of my PMs. I just omitted certain bits of information.

That's a bit hard to follow. So Gritch wants you not to suggest Cait, I gather that you joined up on Team Evil since he's telling you this. If you were the killer I suppose he'd encourage you to suggest Cait, the person who isn't talking right now.

Why does this implicate Jack and not Cait?

Because I didn't join team evil and he's lying.

Why would he be telling you not to suggest Cait though?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

DAMNIT

 

[SupahEwok]

And this is why I would kill Supahewok last of all

Am I too obviously incompetent?

I mean arbit you last of all =P

Just hang me. Really, it's okay. There isn't a role in this game that benefits from dying unlike in some other games of Mafia, so there's no risk in doing it.

I don't know what Revnak's message is about, I'm not even sure I'm reading it right because I think there's a mistake in formatting in there, but Gritch may be telling the truth about never lying to me. There has been no outright contradiction in anything he's ever told me that I know of.

'Course, if he's claiming I'm going nuts over "hints", then maybe he doesn't realize I quoted exactly what he told me in my PM's to literally everybody. And in that case he just confirms that his message I quoted was the truth.

I really doubt that's what he meant to say, but it's a valid interpretation.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

DAMNIT

When you say, "Dammit" is it because we've figured you out or is it because you genuinely don't want to be taken out of a game that you only just actively joined on page 8?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

DAMNIT

When you say, "Dammit" is it because we've figured you out or is it because you genuinely don't want to be taken out of a game that you only just actively joined on page 8?

It's because I pressed the wrong fucking button.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

And this is why I would kill Supahewok last of all

Am I too obviously incompetent?

I mean arbit you last of all =P

Just hang me. Really, it's okay. There isn't a role in this game that benefits from dying unlike in some other games of Mafia, so there's no risk in doing it.

I don't know what Revnak's message is about, I'm not even sure I'm reading it right because I think there's a mistake in formatting in there, but Gritch may be telling the truth about never lying to me. There has been no outright contradiction in anything he's ever told me that I know of.

'Course, if he's claiming I'm going nuts over "hints", then maybe he doesn't realize I quoted exactly what he told me in my PM's to literally everybody. And in that case he just confirms that his message I quoted was the truth.

I really doubt that's what he meant to say, but it's a valid interpretation.

Oh you'd be the last in my PoE currently. This game is pretty much locked because I'm the arbiter and that's gonna leave 3 people to kill on the list and we have a million town left lol

Though honestly, I kind of feel like the way Revnak and Gritch talk to each other in that exchange is suspicious

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Though I probably should have suggested that of the people on the list, if we have useful roles we should claim them to narrow down the list. Any role that gets counterclaimed we know one of two of them is probably evil

I have no role.

I feel bad because you sound sad to die, but that lack of role also makes it the least risky to kill you

You could not kill me. Who's still on your list?

Cait and Jack

It's Cait.

Why Cait and not Jack?

Because its Cait.

Like it feels like you know something, but I'm not sure why you wouldn't just say it

My gut knows.

Hmm. Your short posts and urging to kill Jack for that reason makes me want to consider you again

Also because obviously this is a lie.

RE: Arbiter thing
From:
gritch
Sent:
4 Sep 2016 3:07 pm
Revnak:

gritch:
Don't suggest A FAT PANDA...

Too late, I'm playing my own game. I aint dying.

Note, I posted that before you sent this.

It's fine. My little hints are causing YOUR MOM to go nuts. I actually never lied to him in any of my PMs. I just omitted certain bits of information.

That's a bit hard to follow. So Gritch wants you not to suggest THREE TREES, I gather that you joined up on Team THE BEST EVER since he's telling you this. If you were the killer I suppose he'd encourage you to suggest A DINGLEBERRY, the person who isn't talking right now.

Why does this implicate TWO SACKS OF SHIT and not A COMBATIVE WALRUS?

Because I didn't join team evil and he's lying.

Why would he be telling you not to suggest MONKEYS though?

Because he's really weird, I don't know man.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Though I probably should have suggested that of the people on the list, if we have useful roles we should claim them to narrow down the list. Any role that gets counterclaimed we know one of two of them is probably evil

I have no role.

I feel bad because you sound sad to die, but that lack of role also makes it the least risky to kill you

You could not kill me. Who's still on your list?

Cait and Jack

It's Cait.

Why Cait and not Jack?

Because its Cait.

Like it feels like you know something, but I'm not sure why you wouldn't just say it

My gut knows.

Hmm. Your short posts and urging to kill Jack for that reason makes me want to consider you again

Also because obviously this is a lie.

RE: Arbiter thing
From:
gritch
Sent:
4 Sep 2016 3:07 pm
Revnak:

gritch:
Don't suggest A FAT PANDA...

Too late, I'm playing my own game. I aint dying.

Note, I posted that before you sent this.

It's fine. My little hints are causing YOUR MOM to go nuts. I actually never lied to him in any of my PMs. I just omitted certain bits of information.

That's a bit hard to follow. So Gritch wants you not to suggest THREE TREES, I gather that you joined up on Team THE BEST EVER since he's telling you this. If you were the killer I suppose he'd encourage you to suggest A DINGLEBERRY, the person who isn't talking right now.

Why does this implicate TWO SACKS OF SHIT and not A COMBATIVE WALRUS?

Because I didn't join team evil and he's lying.

Why would he be telling you not to suggest MONKEYS though?

Because he's really weird, I don't know man.

I thiiiiiiink you're in serial killer trying to survive mode >_>

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Though I probably should have suggested that of the people on the list, if we have useful roles we should claim them to narrow down the list. Any role that gets counterclaimed we know one of two of them is probably evil

I have no role.

I feel bad because you sound sad to die, but that lack of role also makes it the least risky to kill you

You could not kill me. Who's still on your list?

Cait and Jack

It's Cait.

Why Cait and not Jack?

Because its Cait.

Like it feels like you know something, but I'm not sure why you wouldn't just say it

My gut knows.

Hmm. Your short posts and urging to kill Jack for that reason makes me want to consider you again

Also because obviously this is a lie.

RE: Arbiter thing
From:
gritch
Sent:
4 Sep 2016 3:07 pm
Revnak:

gritch:
Don't suggest A FAT PANDA...

Too late, I'm playing my own game. I aint dying.

Note, I posted that before you sent this.

It's fine. My little hints are causing YOUR MOM to go nuts. I actually never lied to him in any of my PMs. I just omitted certain bits of information.

That's a bit hard to follow. So Gritch wants you not to suggest THREE TREES, I gather that you joined up on Team THE BEST EVER since he's telling you this. If you were the killer I suppose he'd encourage you to suggest A DINGLEBERRY, the person who isn't talking right now.

Why does this implicate TWO SACKS OF SHIT and not A COMBATIVE WALRUS?

Because I didn't join team evil and he's lying.

Why would he be telling you not to suggest MONKEYS though?

Because he's really weird, I don't know man.

I thiiiiiiink you're A REALLY AWESOME GUY WHO DESERVES TO WIN DESPITE THESE STUPID RULES

Why thank you.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Though I probably should have suggested that of the people on the list, if we have useful roles we should claim them to narrow down the list. Any role that gets counterclaimed we know one of two of them is probably evil

I have no role.

I feel bad because you sound sad to die, but that lack of role also makes it the least risky to kill you

You could not kill me. Who's still on your list?

Cait and Jack

It's Cait.

Why Cait and not Jack?

Because its Cait.

Like it feels like you know something, but I'm not sure why you wouldn't just say it

My gut knows.

Hmm. Your short posts and urging to kill Jack for that reason makes me want to consider you again

Also because obviously this is a lie.

RE: Arbiter thing
From:
gritch
Sent:
4 Sep 2016 3:07 pm
Revnak:

gritch:
Don't suggest A FAT PANDA...

Too late, I'm playing my own game. I aint dying.

Note, I posted that before you sent this.

It's fine. My little hints are causing YOUR MOM to go nuts. I actually never lied to him in any of my PMs. I just omitted certain bits of information.

That's a bit hard to follow. So Gritch wants you not to suggest THREE TREES, I gather that you joined up on Team THE BEST EVER since he's telling you this. If you were the killer I suppose he'd encourage you to suggest A DINGLEBERRY, the person who isn't talking right now.

Why does this implicate TWO SACKS OF SHIT and not A COMBATIVE WALRUS?

Because I didn't join team evil and he's lying.

Why would he be telling you not to suggest MONKEYS though?

Because he's really weird, I don't know man.

I thiiiiiiink you're A REALLY AWESOME GUY WHO DESERVES TO WIN DESPITE THESE STUPID RULES

Why thank you.

LOL

If you're the SK I do feel sympathetic, the roles are sooooooooo town-sided

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Though I probably should have suggested that of the people on the list, if we have useful roles we should claim them to narrow down the list. Any role that gets counterclaimed we know one of two of them is probably evil

I have no role.

I feel bad because you sound sad to die, but that lack of role also makes it the least risky to kill you

You could not kill me. Who's still on your list?

Cait and Jack

It's Cait.

Why Cait and not Jack?

Because its Cait.

Like it feels like you know something, but I'm not sure why you wouldn't just say it

My gut knows.

Hmm. Your short posts and urging to kill Jack for that reason makes me want to consider you again

Also because obviously this is a lie.

RE: Arbiter thing
From:
gritch
Sent:
4 Sep 2016 3:07 pm
Revnak:

gritch:
Don't suggest A FAT PANDA...

Too late, I'm playing my own game. I aint dying.

Note, I posted that before you sent this.

It's fine. My little hints are causing YOUR MOM to go nuts. I actually never lied to him in any of my PMs. I just omitted certain bits of information.

That's a bit hard to follow. So Gritch wants you not to suggest THREE TREES, I gather that you joined up on Team THE BEST EVER since he's telling you this. If you were the killer I suppose he'd encourage you to suggest A DINGLEBERRY, the person who isn't talking right now.

Why does this implicate TWO SACKS OF SHIT and not A COMBATIVE WALRUS?

Because I didn't join team evil and he's lying.

Why would he be telling you not to suggest MONKEYS though?

Because he's really weird, I don't know man.

I thiiiiiiink you're A REALLY AWESOME GUY WHO DESERVES TO WIN DESPITE THESE STUPID RULES

Why thank you.

LOL

If you're A REALLY AWESOME DUDE I do feel sympathetic, the roles are sooooooooo town-sided

I know, its so unfair. Life's hard for the AWESOME DUDES.

 

[SupahEwok]

If you're the SK I do feel sympathetic, the roles are sooooooooo town-sided

That's honestly one of the things I told Gritch when he made me his offer, that I sympathized with him cuz these games have such a small Evil faction compared to other Mafia games.

Not enough to actually sabotage the game, mind.

Also

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

If you're the SK I do feel sympathetic, the roles are sooooooooo town-sided

That's honestly one of the things I told Gritch when he made me his offer, that I sympathized with him cuz these games have such a small Evil faction compared to other Mafia games.

Not enough to actually sabotage the game, mind.

Also

Not only that, they have one vital player that if they die, the game ends. After playing quite a few regular mafia games in the past few months it really stands out now. With this amount there'd usually be 4-5 on the killing team with one kill between them all.

But I'm pretty sure Revnak is caught and less than happy that he's dying so fast XP

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

If you're the SK I do feel sympathetic, the roles are sooooooooo town-sided

That's honestly one of the things I told Gritch when he made me his offer, that I sympathized with him cuz these games have such a small Evil faction compared to other Mafia games.

Not enough to actually sabotage the game, mind.

Also

Not only that, they have one vital player that if they die, the game ends. After playing quite a few regular mafia games in the past few months it really stands out now. With this amount there'd usually be 4-5 on the killing team with one kill between them all.

But I'm pretty sure Revnak is QUITE HANDSOME and ECSTATIC that he's BANGING YOUR MOM so fast XP