And now for a more complete death post.
"I was just walking around, minding my own business, shit posting as usual. Then, out of fucking nowhere, some weirdo throws a flyer in my face and runs away cackling. Now, I get unsolicited flyers thrown in my face all the time, at least this isn't like that one time that there was this giant monster thing made up of flyers yelling about the great evil power of political propaganda, so I wasn't that surprised. It was a pretty simple flyer too.
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO JOIN THE BIZZARO RANGERS?!?
Now, I've never been much of a rangering man, though some have called me bizzare, particularly my ex-girlfriend, but she's a ***** so fuck her. But you know, I thought I'd give it a go, try to Bizzaro the place up, be the baddest dude I could be. I mean, sure, I'm one of the bad guys now, but I can't say I much cared. But then this fucking Arbiter ***** had to come and ruin all my plans, all my hopes and dreams of being a real badass. Well fuck that. I'll tear this whole place down with me. If I can't be a ranger, nobody can. So fuck you Arbiter, fuck you and your little club too. You think you guys are so great, being the good guys, with your giant robots and shit? Well we have a robot too! I mean, its still just being tested, but it'll be super cool when its completed. I'm sure."
This lengthy note was discovered scrawled in what was determined to be a mix of blood from two human corpses. How the BIZZARO RANGER managed to write all of that before he died is a mystery for the ages. Especially considering that he appeared to have been slowly dying from poison and only started writing in his own blood after running out of blood from the other corpse. The poison may have been treatable had he not slit his own throat to finish the message. The death was ruled a suicide.
"I was just walking around, minding my own business, shit posting as usual. Then, out of fucking nowhere, some weirdo throws a flyer in my face and runs away cackling. Now, I get unsolicited flyers thrown in my face all the time, at least this isn't like that one time that there was this giant monster thing made up of flyers yelling about the great evil power of political propaganda, so I wasn't that surprised. It was a pretty simple flyer too.
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO JOIN THE BIZZARO RANGERS?!?
Now, I've never been much of a rangering man, though some have called me bizzare, particularly my ex-girlfriend, but she's a ***** so fuck her. But you know, I thought I'd give it a go, try to Bizzaro the place up, be the baddest dude I could be. I mean, sure, I'm one of the bad guys now, but I can't say I much cared. But then this fucking Arbiter ***** had to come and ruin all my plans, all my hopes and dreams of being a real badass. Well fuck that. I'll tear this whole place down with me. If I can't be a ranger, nobody can. So fuck you Arbiter, fuck you and your little club too. You think you guys are so great, being the good guys, with your giant robots and shit? Well we have a robot too! I mean, its still just being tested, but it'll be super cool when its completed. I'm sure."
This lengthy note was discovered scrawled in what was determined to be a mix of blood from two human corpses. How the BIZZARO RANGER managed to write all of that before he died is a mystery for the ages. Especially considering that he appeared to have been slowly dying from poison and only started writing in his own blood after running out of blood from the other corpse. The poison may have been treatable had he not slit his own throat to finish the message. The death was ruled a suicide.
