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BlackAsgard

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Danzorz said:
Flying-Emu said:
Oh, where to start...?
Sonic
South Park
Final Fantasy
Mario
Super Smash Brothers
Mortal Kombat
*EDIT* Almost forgot Halo and anything related to World War II
I wouldn't of minded that last comment about World war 2...Wait yes I would have, Though it should be toned down in the game industry. But I think you should shut up and be a little more though full for those who fought and loss they're lives for the allied nations. But what really pisses me off is the fact you had the sheer fuck-tardery to post that just one day from REMEMBRANCE DAY(A day that honours the sacrifices of those who died in World War 1). You know the day where we honour the troops who fought tooth and godam nail for they're country in conditions only comparable to the poorest parts of 3rd world countries. Though that is in World War one It still relates to world war two. Of course like you would care about 62 (or so) Million people dying. Not to be over-patriotic but at which point did you think World War 2 had been around long enough? Is there a certain point where we stop caring about 62 million people dying? can humanity be that selfish? (I doubt it). Seriously show some respect to the fallen members of combat. Or are you too important to honour millions of dead? You better create a cure for cancer before you can post that verbal shit-sickle again.

Simpsons
Mario
Sonic
MegaMan
While this might be some sort of absurd necropost, I feel it necessary to point out that, if you are so displeased by the appearance of another's opinion that is contrary to your own, you should spend a bit more time preparing your rebuttal. Frankly, the grammatical debauchery going on here is breathtaking. I used to edit resumes for fellow students heading to the workforce instead of college or the military, and never in my po-dunk little bumpkin town have I ever felt the need to smash my head against a wall so many times to clear the screaming grammar Nazis out of my sinuses.

As for series that need to die,

Halo. Here is why.

Halo debuted in 2001 with a killer performance. A cool story, fast and fun gaming combined with equipment that seemed to carry weight. The music was entrancing and the graphics, while never cutting edge, suited it fine. Halo 2 debuted in 2004 with many a fault. The story was fragmented and very possibly schizophrenic. It was harried with plot jumps and faux pas. It introduced elements to the enemy that did little good or justice to the overall scape of the game-verse that was being created. I'd go so far as to say that the only decent introductions were new maps, slightly updated graphics (that looked covered in some sort of odd, gray grease) and an expanded equipment set. Keep in mind that half of the maps, weapons and vehicles were throwaway crap on top of it all.

Halo 3 debuted with at the end of one of gamings most expensive advert campaigns. It came to us with a let-down of a story that seemed only to emulate the best points of the former game's map design...while hopelessly trying to weave a decent narrative that ended predictably and forgettably. I mean, you didn't even get to KILL the series' two big bad guys, Gravemind and the Prophet of Truth! Rather, you kill the quirky narrator who can't decide which side he wants to work for (don't blame him there, by the end I was blasting everything and anything), your stalwart but hitherto invicible mentor figure is nuked to the crispy chicken he loves so much, and you, the hero, are left in a casket a la Beowulf or Achilles, cut off from the civilization you loved at the very end.

And now Halo Wars, the poorly named RTS being developed by Ensemble, already with one foot in the grave. Further, we have anywhere upwards of 5 new Halo games being developed, and instead of telling us what they're about, Microsoft has seen fit to lead us along by the nose, teasing gamers and then releasing the 'Halo 3: ODST' which isn't really HALO, but rather Halo 2.25, speaking in terms of story. But it'll cost you probably 30 more dollars. Fuck that. Pardon me.

So in all, Halo's initial success is causing the unstoppable and tragic decadence that is only matched by the emotional grasp of the series' soundtrack.

Alas, we hardly knew ye. Wait, that's not right! We know you all too well with your failed movie, B- books, posters, laser tag, board game, machinimaking armies and endless fields of crappy merchandise! Ach so!


In any case, I'd also ask for the end of Scrubs, the end of CSI, Law and Order, and Monk. Give the guy a break and let him find happiness. Give him his damned Judy.
 

Floodclaw

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Final Fantasy - I don't mind if the series goes on, but at least give it a different name. I mean, not many if any of them are related to each other at all (X and X-2 are exceptions), save for some of the money systems and locations. But really, each of the games could have had completely different names and they would still be the same.

Sonic - Let the blue hedgehog die already. He was a star in his time, but now we're just beating a dead horse...

The Simpsons - Like Sonic, this was good in it's time, but it's almost physically painful to watch some of the newer episodes.

Warcraft - It's a great series, and WoW is the most popular MMO in the world right now and still going strong, but there shoudn't be any more after it. There are still some unexplored niches in the story, but Blizzard should quit while they're on top and work on their other series or, heaven forbid, pick up a new IP.
 

legolas23

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zhoomout said:
legolas23 said:
As a response to getting rid of the extra characters, remove them...and you remove my interest...
...Mario, for sure, unless they actually make Peach give Mario SOMETHING for his hard work...
So is it just a coincidence that the games generally agreed to be in the series are the ones without these characters? Or, indeed, any acting at all?

I think a great way for Mario to end would be this:

Mario- Yes, I got past Bowser again!
Toad- Mario! The Princess is in another castle!
Mario- Fuck that! *storms off*

The End
What got me into Sonic, and I mean obsessed with it, wasn't really the 2D games...It was more the comics, the series SOnic Underground, and the first Sonic Adventure game...these AND the game Sonic and Knuckles.

While some of the extras are useless, (Lookin at Amy and BIg the Cat), others add a certain flavor to the series...E-102 Gamma from SA1 had his time, which was sadly cut short. Metal Sonic was a badass villan, as was Chaos 0 and his subsequent forms. Shadow came along, and added an plausible opposite to Sonic. Rouge the Bat...is, well, Rouge the Bat, I honestly can't say more in her defense...besides that she rules over Amy anyday.

That being said, I agree with the Mario ending...only make him kill Toad...
 

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nintendo (except star fox, metroid and zelda)
sonic
britney spears
final fantasy (ffxiii, even the name is a cluster fuck)
starwars
pokemon
gansta rap (games and music)
world war 2 games
mega man
reality and drama tv
fox (the whole fucking channel!)
the simpsons (unbearable to watch now)
the "movie" movie series (scary movie, disaster movie, epic movie)
guitar hero
playstation 2 (but i can't wait to get my hands on persona 4!)
 

curryinc

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-dynasty warriors. i find it hilarious that there are still people who actually review each new iteration.

-nintendo needs to stop clinging on to its old mascots and create something new to represent the new generation

-world of warcraft. the sooner they end this, the sooner they can make another amazing warcraft RTS

-WW2 games...by the far the most played out thing in the gaming industry. these games generally leave no room for creativity and most of the time are filled with disgusting bias. I believe they are dragging the industry down.

The success of COD4:modern warfare is an indicator that most gamers agree with this sentiment, and are eager for something fresh.
 

zoozilla

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As much as I loved the Simpsons, it's really kind of painful to watch now.

It's great that they've been on the air for such a long time, but in this case quality is of much higher importance than quantity.

I also agree with Pokemon - unless they radically change the formula soon, there's no point in buying the same game every year. I mean, come on - they haven't made any major changes for more than 15 years!
 

Fightgarr

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Series that needs to die:
Pokemon

Series that never should have:
Arrested Development
Firefly
 

Gormers1

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I dont see the point of killing the mario and zelda franchise when they still make great games.
 

sms_117b

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Any 2-D plat-former that was out on the Megadrive or snes, they were good, but those games just don't upgrade well.

The Simpsons should have stepped down about 5 years ago, it would have been graceful and the movie long awaited like Futurama's are/were so far

That's all for now..
 

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HALO
Grey's Anatomy
The Hills
MTV (I know it's not a series but I don't care.)
All the spin off reality shows that VH1 continues to make
 

CRAVE CASE 55

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urprobablyright said:
Halo needs to end.

Metal Gear Solid needs to end. A new series that is very similar would be very welcome though.

Zelda needs to end. Either that or revert back to cell-shading.

Tomb Raider needs to end.

Zero Punctuation needs to end. It's a long way past repetetive - though i'm not saying it's bad.

i personaly hope yahzee comes to your house and kicks your ass he is awsome go to hell
 

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My other half is watching Miami Ink. It's as dull as fuck and every fucker is wanking on about what the tattoo means to them. I don't think I've been so bored by a programme since Gardeners World. It's teeth-grindingly awful.
 

Foolish Mortal

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So basically what this thread has shown us is that any series which anyone disagrees with should end, right? Nevermind that other people might enjoy it. No, it has to END because YOU dislike it and therefore it's an offence to your eyes whenever you walk past it in a shop. I think Saddam Hussein (dodged the Godwin) had a similar idea about people who disagreed with his political regime. Nice tolerance Gaming Community, you're doing wonders.

Edit: I should note that I had a far more bile covered and lewd post laid out for before, took two hours away from it and decided that this was better. *sigh*
More bile covered? Not even possible, dear sir. You've just compared a bunch of people who are expressing their opinions on some computer games and TV shows to one of the (former) worst dictators of the modern world. Hyperbole much?

And no, Godwin not dodged. Just worded slightly differently.
 

invitationofchaos

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Danzorz said:
Flying-Emu said:
Oh, where to start...?
Sonic
South Park
Final Fantasy
Mario
Super Smash Brothers
Mortal Kombat
*EDIT* Almost forgot Halo and anything related to World War II
I wouldn't of minded that last comment about World war 2...Wait yes I would have, Though it should be toned down in the game industry. But I think you should shut up and be a little more though full for those who fought and loss they're lives for the allied nations. But what really pisses me off is the fact you had the sheer fuck-tardery to post that just one day from REMEMBRANCE DAY(A day that honours the sacrifices of those who died in World War 1). You know the day where we honour the troops who fought tooth and godam nail for they're country in conditions only comparable to the poorest parts of 3rd world countries. Though that is in World War one It still relates to world war two. Of course like you would care about 62 (or so) Million people dying. Not to be over-patriotic but at which point did you think World War 2 had been around long enough? Is there a certain point where we stop caring about 62 million people dying? can humanity be that selfish? (I doubt it). Seriously show some respect to the fallen members of combat. Or are you too important to honour millions of dead? You better create a cure for cancer before you can post that verbal shit-sickle again.

Simpsons
Mario
Sonic
MegaMan
sims games and real-life games/TV shows