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waj9876

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Hey people who actually clicked this topic, I need an argument settled.

This morning I noticed something weird and green in a milk carton, on the rim of it to be more precise. I asked someone what it was, and they took it off, handed the milk back to me, and said it was fine. They went so far as to question "Why do you gotta look into everything you put in your mouth?" And now whenever I bring it up they get really pissed and tell me to drop it.

Is this weird? Or am I just being paranoid?
 

Dave In A Cape

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Not being weird at all. Sounds like there was some kinda mold on there in which case it's not fine.

Plus who the hell would put something in their mouth and not know what it is?
 

BiscuitTrouser

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Tell them to close their eyes and hold out their hands/ Hand them something extremely moist, i advise you take a small piece of sponge and drench it (if you feel really sadistic roll it in chilli powder), and demand they keep their eyes closed and ram it in their mouth. If they question repeat their line. Offer them 5 dollars if necessary.
 

FamoFunk

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There is nothing worse than dodgy milk.

I question, in my head and sometimes out-loud everything I eat.
 

Phasmal

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After taking a Food Hygiene course with a woman who clearly wanted us to never eat again, I now look at everything I eat.
I miss being able to eat yoghurt without worrying there are bugs in it. Ignorance is bliss.
 

Thaluikhain

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Erm...what? How is that weird? You look to see if there's something icky before sticking it down your gob.
 

krazykidd

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x-Tomfoolery-x said:
Nah. Not weird. My brother smells food before he eats it.
Dammit ninja'd i wanted to post that vid .

OT: not weird . Don't go sticking unknown things in your mouth!
 

yamy

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waj9876 said:
Hey people who actually clicked this topic, I need an argument settled.

This morning I noticed something weird and green in a milk carton, on the rim of it to be more precise. I asked someone what it was, and they took it off, handed the milk back to me, and said it was fine. They went so far as to question "Why do you gotta look into everything you put in your mouth?" And now whenever I bring it up they get really pissed and tell me to drop it.

Is this weird? Or am I just being paranoid?
Your friend is an idiot.

No seriously. I dread to think how often he gets stomach aches if green stuff on a milk carton doesn't worry him.

But I doubt proving him wrong on an internet forum is going change his opinion or settle the argument with him though.
 

Longstreet

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If its green and on your food (or sometimes, is your food) Don't it eat. Can't be good for you.

Cant think of a reason why your friend would act that way, maybe he REALLY likes mold?
 

NathLines

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"Why do you gotta look into everything you put in your mouth?" These words. Just... This is baby mentality. It's your mouth! After the mouth comes your insides and tender, slender intestines. It's like saying "Why do you gotta look into everything you put your dick in?" IT'S MY DICK; it is not properly compatible with all connective ports.
 

cdemares

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This may be a plot to poison you using peer pressure as a delivery method.
"Dude! Just drink the mysterious green fuzz! Are you some kind of freak? Everyone's doing it. Pshaw!"
 

Jux

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I thought this was going to be asking about best ways to settle an agrument. Fisticuffs or drinking games are both time honoured ways, though logical debate has it's place too I guess...

OT: Don't put strange stuff in your mouth.
 

NightmareExpress

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"Because, you fucking idiot, it's my mouth. You get SICK from putting contaminated shit in your mouth and swallowing it. If you want to do that, by all means. I, on the other hand, want to be healthy and avoid having my lifespan unnecessarily shortened by doing something so spectacularly retarded."

That's what I would say, almost word for word.
But...I'm a rather intimidating person, I don't know if you could afford to do likewise.
Really, this slob is either a piece of mold assuming a human form or he's trying to kill you.
I've never met someone who would act like that...a normal person would probably be worried, apologetic and dispose of the possibly tainted milk for their own image and safety.
 

game-lover

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No, you are not weird. That's ridiculous.

Of course, you look to see what you put in your mouth.

That's just common sense.
 

Frankster

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So your friend blindly eats/drinks everything without even giving it a glance?

No your not weird mate, keep doing what you do.
Heck on my side checking my food before i gulp has saved me from friends pranks (where they would distract me and get me to turn my head and another dude puts pepper or extra stuff in my food for the lulz), from eating rotten food and in 1 notable occassion, prevented me from eating a food that had bugs in it....

So yeh better safe then sorry, check what you eat. Think of it as a basic survival skill if you will.
 

BlackStar42

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I made the mistake of drinking sour milk once. Never again. Now I know to check the expiry date BEFORE making tea, not after. Most of the time you can trust your nose- if it smells horrible, it's probably not safe to eat.
 

MeChaNiZ3D

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That's not weird at all. In fact, evolution should have made sure that people alive today tend to be the ones who look before they eat. The people who made you eventually weren't the ones eating every berry and carcass they found.
 
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Uhh...Tell them that stuff that goes into your mouth goes into you, and if you put bad shit into your body you will get sick, which SUCKS and is overall bad for you?

If they still don't get it, they're freakin idiots.

x-Tomfoolery-x said:
Nah. Not weird. My brother smells food before he eats it.
I hope you're happy. You you nearly caused my brain to shut down due to fatal amounts of Nostalgia. XD