Sexual Experiences you've always wanted to try

[Lt._nefarious]

Um... Sex?

Okay, okay, cheap one since everyone seems to be saying it... Sex with Scarlett Johansson! It'll never happen but it's a sexual experience I would very much like to be a part of...

 

[ejb626]

Probably something other than masturbate because that one pretty girl smiled at me and said hi to me in passing, and then realized that she thought I was someone else. Like, maybe actual sex.

 

[Roxas1359]

uuuuhhh I don't think this is apropriate..0_0

I'd like to try sex though...I hear its pretty good

Agreed with you on that one.
*tears streaks down face*
I'm so lonely...(T_T)

 

[l3o2828]

*Jumps on the virgin bandwagon*

Yep.

 

[Silk_Sk]

First, we replace every surface with a trampoline. Then, we dress up as pirates. Then, we fling syrup flavored oil and glowstick fluid ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE. Then, we go at it like animals. Also, we are in SPACE. Did I forget to mention that?

 

[Dogstile]

First world problems?: your penis is too big.

I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.

Fuckin' weird.

Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.

Yeah? A friend of mine complains he's too big occasionally and I shut him down. Am I being insensitive? Also, what's number one? He's gay?

I suppose being to big would be a massive pain. Imagine people not wanting to have sex with you because it hurts too much. Yeah sure, you're blessed, but the end result is the same as a man with a penis that's too small, no sex. My ex couldn't actually have sex with me because of the problem, but that was because she was only 5ft 1 anyway.

So yeah, you're probably annoying him. Tell him to get a taller girlfriend next time, it changes the topic and keeps it jokey!

 

[mechashiva77]

First world problems?: your penis is too big.

I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.

Fuckin' weird.

Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.

YES. Thank you for saying that. Bigger is not always better. Sometimes bigger hurts like a ***** and doesn't make me want to go for seconds.

OT: Ha! Sex noobs the lot of you! (I kid, I kid. I mean no offense or virgin shaming) I've done just about everything everyone else has mentioned. The only reason I haven't done more is because of how limited in resources and privacy me and my boyfriend are (I live in a college dorm, he lives with his parents while he attends college. I'm the only one with the job). But I have had a threesome, twice.

There are lots of things I'd like to do. I'd like to go through with anal, but it really, really hurts. I'd also like to peg my boyfriend, and try some BDSM. So, once we get our own place we'd probably end up doing some of that.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I don't want a threesome because I don't like the idea of disappointing two people at once.

Ba dum tsh.

[sub]No seriously, I'm pretty damn good and know full well what I'm doing but I digress...[/sub]

I suppose... I would like to try a bit of lesbian action. Properly this time, not completely pissed out of my face and can't remember a thing.
I can't really think of anything else right now. I can't really face having any sort of sex for a long time.

 

[Blazing Steel]

A blowjob. My girlfriend is fine with pretty much everything else just seems weird that's where she draws the line :/

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Well, I've been around... Threesomes MFF two women, not all it's cracked up to be, I mean it was somewhat fun, but really, as THE guy, it was a lot of work, but whatever, might just be that I'm a lazy bastard, but I can say I've been there.
Anal, fun if she enjoys it, some women actually like it, some hate even the thought of it.
I've screwed in a huge variety of positions, hell I even combined drinking a beer, watching a documentary and doggy style once, that was kinda funny.

However, the one thing I kinda wanna try, is sex in zero g or freefall, cuz I hear it would be difficult, and I love me a challenge.

 

[Raika]

I've always wanted to get pegged by Serena Williams.

Or She-Hulk.

Same thing, really.

 

[corneth]

ten minute hug

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Hmmmm.... There's a pretty big list, but I think the top of it would be sex with a guy and a girl at the same time. I'm bi, but I've never done anything like that before, and it seems fun.

Of course losing my virginity would be a nice start....

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

So now that I've given away more information about myself than is entirely reasonable it's your turn. What about you, guys and girls of the Escapist? What sort of things have you always wanted to try out?

Things I've wanted to try? That I haven't done yet? Hm.

1) Double penetration. With two actual men. I've done it with one man and a sex toy, so I have the basic idea, but I'm curious and would like to experience the real thing.

2) Being in an actual orgy. With, like, a dozen people. I've enjoyed the smaller scale group sex I've tried, but something like that has always been a fantasy of mine. Alternatively, some sort of sex party would work for this too.

3) Outdoor. My spouse is a fairly private person, so this itch remains unscratched. It's not exhibitionism - I don't want to get caught - but I think it would be neat to make love in a forest or on a beach (even though I know rationally that doing in on the beach would be awful due to sand).

4) In a castle. I've always wanted to make love in an actual European castle. When I was a teenager, I made out with a guy on the battlement of a castle in northern Italy. I use to fantasize that we'd gone farther.

... I think that's it. ^^

Well, I've been around... Threesomes MFF two women, not all it's cracked up to be, I mean it was somewhat fun, but really, as THE guy, it was a lot of work, but whatever, might just be that I'm a lazy bastard, but I can say I've been there.

I think it might depend on the bisexuality of the women involved (or men involved if it's MMF). The more open everyone is to getting involved with one another, the more fun is generally had, I find.

Anal, fun if she enjoys it, some women actually like it, some hate even the thought of it.

I think a lot of women are just freaked out by the idea. Most of my female friends who've tried it like it - to one degree or other. On the other hand, without proper lube, it can really, really hurt. It isn't a good "spontaneous" thing to do.

However, the one thing I kinda wanna try, is sex in zero g or freefall, cuz I hear it would be difficult, and I love me a challenge.

Oh, that would be interesting! I didn't even think of that - good idea!

... of course, I'd have to not be nauseated by the freefall. They don't call it the Vomit Comet for nothing....

 

[blackrave]

Yes, actually there is something I always wanted to try
it involves:
2 girls
2 guys (at least one, but if you can get 2 it's perfect)
a cat
a dog
a goat
a camel
a chicken
a monkey
a cow
a chainsaw
a gun
one shoe
a suitcase
and an altar to the dark gods
I'll spare you the details, but there is a video that describes this process

http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=798&v=more&s=1

You're welcome

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

There are lots of things I'd like to do. I'd like to go through with anal, but it really, really hurts. I'd also like to peg my boyfriend, and try some BDSM. So, once we get our own place we'd probably end up doing some of that.

First off, on anal - LUBE. Tons of it. Professional grade - KY or Wet (TM) or something similar. Lube on him, lube on and in your butt. Also, you might want to try a small butt plug first - it helped me when I first started doing anal.

Also, another anal tip - he shouldn't go slow. Starting slow hurts worse than starting fast - just the opposite of vaginal sex.*

And finally, make sure your not even remotely constipated. Gross and very painful.

On BDSM, that's a big world with lots of ways to try before you get in too deep. I enjoy being a Dominatrix for my spouse now and then, but it isn't a lifestyle for us (at all), just good kinky fun.

*[sub]At least for me, and I've heard the same from other women. It apparently has to do with nerve endings in there and how they respond to sensations.[/sub]

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Concerning shower sex...
Water is not a lubricant. Even if you'll deal with slippery floor, cold tiles, height difference and everything else that can go wrong, add to it the fact that water chafes. Same for hot tub sex, and any other body of water.

... so true. **sigh**

A hot tub was a fantasy of mine for years. I love hot tubs.

... turns out, even with good lube, hot tubs wash off all lubricants. Artificial, natural, it doesn't matter. Screw chafing, we couldn't even get it in....

Oh, and a friend of mine talks about giving her husband (then boyfriend) a blow job in a hot tub, but that always grosses me out because of that soap foam that forms on the top of most hot tubs (from the soap that gets in the jets). Blek.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Edging. More technically known as "orgasm denial", it is a specific form of domination where they put you on the edge and keep you there for as long as they can. Now, obviously this is sort of tricky, as it requires your partner to have enough familiarity with you and your behavioral quirks to know how far is too far to push you, but from what I hear, the results are positively mind-shattering.

I've never heard of edging, but it does remind me of something - tantric sex. That is, using buddhist tantric meditation techniques that allow a man to hold himself at the edge of orgasm without actually having one.

Actually, I knew a guy who could orgasm without ejaculating. Apparently there's a point just between orgasm and ejaculation and he could get to one and then haul back and prevent the other. He could orgasm a dozen times in one night. And, when he finally let himself ejaculate, it was explosive. I've never heard a man yell louder during sex (also, he hardly made any noise at all during his non-ejaculation orgasms).

So I think "Edging" must be similar, except where tantric is the man holding himself at the edge, edging is when the partner walks that line. It certainly does sound complex. Not sure I'd have the patience for it.

Another fun thing to try would be public domination. Not like whips and leather where everyone can see it, but subtle stuff. Sneaky stuff. No panties and an egg vibrator taped in place. Long sleeved coat and hands cuffed behind the back. Knee-length skirt with the knees tied together, and all of it while grocery shopping! With a bit of imagination, you can have a lot of fun.

See, I've heard of that and I really don't get the appeal. Why would I want to be horny at the grocery store if I can't actually have orgasms there? I know this turns people on, and they do it, but I just don't get this one. No fault to those who do.

Personally, my play activity of choice is roleplaying. ^^