Sexual proclivities you'd be ashamed to admit to in real life.

[runnernda]

Nothing I wouldn't happily admit to in real life, dabbled in bondage a bit.

It's kind of lucky that I'm not shy cause a few people on here know me in real life so that'd be an interesting fuck up eh?

I've had sex with a girl on her period. But i'm not ashamed of it because it actually felt better than normal.

I do that semi-regularly anyway, it's just blood and latex is waterproof after all!

selfish bastard. you have any idea how much you hurt a girl by doing that?

By having sex with her on her period? It doesn't hurt...

 

[Xyliss]

I've had sex with a girl on her period. But i'm not ashamed of it because it actually felt better than normal.

Just means more cleaning up afterwards!

 

[xavix]

I have an unhealthy obsession with anal (not preformed upon myself, of course) the details of which I will omit.

 

[reggaerae]

I recently had my first ice cream, a threesome where two girls both give you a blowjob at the same time. Its pretty messed up according to some people, but others think its awesome =)

 

[zombiejoe]

I'm very open with the things I do sexually (Bondage, various fetishes of mine, various fetishes of the women's, cougar scouting, etc).

I've had sex with a girl on her period. But i'm not ashamed of it because it actually felt better than normal.

Its called Red Wings, every man will do it eventually, and its fun until you fuck a blood clot. Than you spend 2 hours in the shower cradling your dick and crying.

I fear the future now

Oh, that's nothing. I surprised sexed a partner before, not realizing she had a tampon in. Worst pain I've ever felt.

O.O
Well, I'm heading over to moscow to hide, if any one asks, say I jumped of a bridge ok?

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

Im slightly attracted to light bondage, red heads, ermmm, domination and submision, nothing really odd. Well maybe a few other things that would be considered odd, but only very mildly

 

[zombiejoe]

what is a yarmuke? Will I go blind if I see it?

Spoiler: You may want to ask small children to leave the room.

Yes, that's how you spell yarmulke. The more you know!

Well, I feel like a dumb ass! I'm half JEWISH (but mostly catholic) lol

 

[DefunctTheory]

I'm very open with the things I do sexually (Bondage, various fetishes of mine, various fetishes of the women's, cougar scouting, etc).

I've had sex with a girl on her period. But i'm not ashamed of it because it actually felt better than normal.

Its called Red Wings, every man will do it eventually, and its fun until you fuck a blood clot. Than you spend 2 hours in the shower cradling your dick and crying.

I fear the future now

Oh, that's nothing. I surprised sexed a partner before, not realizing she had a tampon in. Worst pain I've ever felt.

O.O
Well, I'm heading over to moscow to hide, if any one asks, say I jumped of a bridge ok?

But wait! I have more stories!

So, this one time, I had my pants off and....

 

[Arionis]

I can't really say I'm ashamed of any of my preferences.

I readily admit I'm into biting and light bondage.

So.....dunno. 8/

 

[unoleian]

Oral. Also, Cunnilingus is a funny word. I should give it a try sometime. Well, if women weren't so confusing.

First, a quote-

"It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang." -Tom Robbins

Second, this. I have a peculiar desire to go down on girls, whenever I can. Er, if they're clean.

otherwise, I'm not terribly kinky. A little biting feels good sometimes, but that's about it...

 

[Ham_authority95]

Its called Red Wings, every man will do it eventually, and its fun until you fuck a blood clot. Than you spend 2 hours in the shower cradling your dick and crying.

I laughed my ass off when I saw this.

OT: To help get myself to sleep most nights, I make up stories about sexual escapades with my female friends in my mind and speak the dialogue out-loud.


I haven't had sex yet, so that's the closest thing I have besides a fetish for ultra-religious girls.

 

[zombiejoe]

I'm very open with the things I do sexually (Bondage, various fetishes of mine, various fetishes of the women's, cougar scouting, etc).

I've had sex with a girl on her period. But i'm not ashamed of it because it actually felt better than normal.

Its called Red Wings, every man will do it eventually, and its fun until you fuck a blood clot. Than you spend 2 hours in the shower cradling your dick and crying.

I fear the future now

Oh, that's nothing. I surprised sexed a partner before, not realizing she had a tampon in. Worst pain I've ever felt.

O.O
Well, I'm heading over to moscow to hide, if any one asks, say I jumped of a bridge ok?

But wait! I have more stories!

So, this one time, I had my pants off and....

...go on
YEA, YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO INTERUPTE YOU AND GGO STRIAGHT TO MOSCOW!

 

[Slenn]

I uh, kind of have a thing for girls in french maid outfits.

EDIT: I also have a huge weakness for things that are ultra-girly or mega-cute. I find it strangely more attractive than anything considered "sexy".

 

[Ham_authority95]

Also, I love hearing girls orgasm....like to the point of being a snob on the subject.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I like red headed women with green eyes, probably because you dont see them too often outside of fucking Ireland.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Seeing as this is real life I'm ashamed to admit any sexual proclivities that I'd be ashamed to admit in real life, so I'm not going to admit them.

 

[the protaginist]

I guess one thing i'd feel weird about saying in real life is that I'm extremely attracted to Black women, which is odd because one of my closest friends, someone i consider a sister, is one.

 

[muckinscavitch]

If anyone needs to know: Golden Showers and the act that involves #2 are both illegal in both Canada and the United States of America.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Its called Red Wings, every man will do it eventually, and its fun until you fuck a blood clot. Than you spend 2 hours in the shower cradling your dick and crying.

I fucking laughed my ass off when I saw this.

OT: To help get myself to sleep most nights, I make up stories about sexual escapades with my female friends in my mind and speak the dialogue out-loud.


I haven't had sex yet, so that's the closest thing I have besides a fetish for ultra-religious girls.

You have sex dreams with dialogue? You watch far too much porn, friend.

But wait! I have more stories!

So, this one time, I had my pants off and....

...go on
YEA, YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO INTERUPTE YOU AND GGO STRIAGHT TO MOSCOW!

...I hit a girl from behind and she instinctively slammed her thighs closed as my danglies swung in. Imagine getting your nuts closed in a door frame.

I have to stop before I get banned, you know.