That's the weird part of it. I don't watch porn videos.AccursedTheory said:You have sex dreams with dialogue? You watch far too much porn, friend.Ham_authority95 said:I fucking laughed my ass off when I saw this.AccursedTheory said:Its called Red Wings, every man will do it eventually, and its fun until you fuck a blood clot. Than you spend 2 hours in the shower cradling your dick and crying.
OT: To help get myself to sleep most nights, I make up stories about sexual escapades with my female friends in my mind and speak the dialogue out-loud.
I haven't had sex yet, so that's the closest thing I have besides a fetish for ultra-religious girls.
Thehee, let`s write as much as we can, then!Ham_authority95 said:That's the weird part of it. I don't watch porn videos.AccursedTheory said:You have sex dreams with dialogue? You watch far too much porn, friend.Ham_authority95 said:I fucking laughed my ass off when I saw this.AccursedTheory said:Its called Red Wings, every man will do it eventually, and its fun until you fuck a blood clot. Than you spend 2 hours in the shower cradling your dick and crying.
OT: To help get myself to sleep most nights, I make up stories about sexual escapades with my female friends in my mind and speak the dialogue out-loud.
I haven't had sex yet, so that's the closest thing I have besides a fetish for ultra-religious girls.
On an unrelated note, I predict that this thread will be locked within the next 2 hours.
Trust me on this, the girls that dislike you and try to "change" you are the better ones in bed.Phenom828 said:I think vampire chicks are very hot. Never slept with anyone, so I can only imagine... Other than that I just want a girl who likes me for me. I know, it's sick right?
Tto my understanding about 25% of women cant orgasm or so iv heard.daftalchemist said:No way. I've heard sooooo many girls say that they can't have orgasms during sex, and can only have them when they're by themselves. I frequent a forum that is 95% women, and at least half of them or more all say the same thing. I've never been able to do it though, and I have no idea why.thahat said:only get themselves off? as girls XD? girls are easy! its we who's the problemdaftalchemist said:I am ridiculously terrible at getting myself off. The only reason I'm ashamed of this is because the normal stereotype for girls is only being able to get themselves off, and I'm the total opposite. It just seems so....weird.![]()
well forums usualy do draw a certain crowd.. so 50 % of a percentage of people...who frequint a certain forum, anyway, youve tried everything? i mean usualy, there is no dodging the little speedbump of fun if you catch my drift, seeing as thats not attached to the -whatever its called- ( the nervoes system you can controll ) so its pretymuch a 100% go have fun button XDdaftalchemist said:No way. I've heard sooooo many girls say that they can't have orgasms during sex, and can only have them when they're by themselves. I frequent a forum that is 95% women, and at least half of them or more all say the same thing. I've never been able to do it though, and I have no idea why.thahat said:only get themselves off? as girls XD? girls are easy! its we who's the problemdaftalchemist said:I am ridiculously terrible at getting myself off. The only reason I'm ashamed of this is because the normal stereotype for girls is only being able to get themselves off, and I'm the total opposite. It just seems so....weird.![]()