Sexy and I Know It

[BordeauX]

I don't always feel awesome but when I do, I walk into bars and drink them dry, then I start a fight with five men and win! Then I make use of a truly staggering number of prostitutes, some of whom I may have once been married to, then I buy drugs, in fact I take a pillow case to the drug dealer and tell him to fill it with drugs.

Massive respect to anyone who gets the reference.

Mix between "The Most Interesting Man in the World" and Mitchell Royce from "Transmetropolitan".

Also, I feel more confident when wearing my gray overcoat, for no particular reason.

 

[Blemontea]

I would say its whenever i can score a REALLY good nights sleep, and I wake up like i slept a hundred years. My mind is crisp and focus and the blue under my eyes is gone.

Then things can stack on top of that, like my girlfriend calling to wake me up and i put on my casual Dress Shirt and Vest, (+light blue jeans and celtic belt with grey converse) I feel happy, snazzy and like I can take on the whole Empire on my own!

 

[MetaMuffin]

Dressing up for a big event, such as a wedding, prom, or a dinner. Wearing a button up, tie, nice black pants, and dress shoes makes me feel like a boss. I clean up nicely.

 

[loc978]

If I begin to feel a sense of self-worth not derived from the facts of what I've done, what I'm capable of, or what I am currently doing... I crush said feeling, mercilessly. That way lies the death of reason.

 

[Commissar Sae]

When I dress up nicely, Compliments from girls fly in. The best time was still watching my girlfriends jaw literally drop when she walked into the room with me wearing a suit.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Being thin helps the delusion a lot. I've also got myself one of those long distance cybersex buddies, which helps tremendously since I can draw her attention with nothing more than my looks and my words. And I was able to get a date from a local girl in real life from a simple dating profile. It sounds pathetic, but for me this is a big deal and are great achievements.

 

[SckizoBoy]

When I'm covered in blood!

Seriously, though, I'm not that sure... I feel pretty good after a work-out, I guess... *shrug*

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Your first reason, OP. Working out always makes me feel good about myself.

Looking at your Avatar just made me feel, for a brief moment, that I could do anything.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Girls are always asking to play with my hair. That really strokes my ego.

Funnily enough, I'd find it kind of creepy if guys were always asking to play with my hair.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

When I'm out walking and listening to good music in my headphones, which I always do when I'm out walking.

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

I'VE GOT PASSION IN MY PANTS AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT

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In reality, a decent mark on a test. I'm pretty academically minded.

Well, I'm now tramuatised.

OT: Nothing makes me feel sexy, as I'm not and I know it.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Typing a really long sentence really fast without any spelling mistakes or errors. Just makes me feel so goddamn awesome. Probably shouldn't, but it does.

 

[Count Igor]

I'VE GOT PASSION IN MY PANTS AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT

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In reality, a decent mark on a test. I'm pretty academically minded.

...why...Box?
Just.. Box?

 

[Yopaz]

Working out makes me feel good about myself. Nothing ever makes me feel sexy though...

 

[rosac]

Your first reason, OP. Working out always makes me feel good about myself.

Same here. If there's one thing I like about my body, it's my physical strength; I particularly enjoy the intense burn during the workout - I'm really not a masochist, but this kind of pain makes me feel alive.

pretty much this... the aching the day after however, is not the same experience.

 

[Henkie36]

Wearing my Aviator Sunglasses. It's not much, but good enough for me. Plus, anononimity is blessed

 

[tobi the good boy]

After a coin flip to decide what my next course of action should be.

Heads = Pursue an action.
Tails = Don't.

Ever feel nervous about something flip a coin and let it force you to make the decision.

 

[rosac]

also, when the baywatch theme comes on in a club, its customary for the guys to remove their shirts and swing them above their heads. When I go out with one of my groups of friends, I am the tallest and slimmest ( I have some muscle, not a lot) out of all of them. To put this into context with regards to how rare for me to be the tallest in a group is, I'm 5'10" and weigh 55kg.