Share your first world problems

[tippy2k2]

You know what we haven't had in a while?

First World Problems thread!!!! YAH!!!

So come on in and share your first world problems. For the five of you who don't know what that is (Urban Dictionary Definition):

Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

My first world problem: I just purchased a shiny new HDTV from Best Buy yesterday to replace my old HDTV. The old one still works but now I have no where to put it. I have too many HDTVs!

Spoiler

So spoiled brothers & sisters, what has made your day the worst day ever and no one's life could POSSIBLY be any worse than yours?

 

[Realitycrash]

I have too many movies that I can watch, and thus I can't decide upon any at all.
I have too many cheap games on Steam to play, and thus I can't decide upon which to buy, so I end up buying none at all.

 

[Rawne1980]

One went to the country club and was served lukewarm champagne....

How could life possibly get any more tragic.

More on topic....

I've run out of custard and wanted jam roly poly later .... the day is ruined without custard. Being Sunday the shops around here are shut.

 

[shrekfan246]

I can't decide on whether I want to write, watch a show, or play video games, so I'm doing none of them and instead spending my time on the Escapist.

Such is the daily struggle of my oppressive life.

 

[EeveeElectro]

One went to the country club and was served lukewarm champagne....

How could life possibly get any more tragic.

More on topic....

I've run out of custard and wanted jam roly poly later .... the day is ruined without custard. Being Sunday the shops around here are shut.

Eat that jam roly poly DRY like a MAN.

OT: my biggest one at the moment... I put myself back on my pill (Which I get for free, unlike most countries) and I can't stop eating. More of my money is going on food
I can't open my mouth wide enough to fit a satisfying amount of sweet salty popcorn into my mouth and most of it is getting spilled into my hair

Donations are accepted.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Too many games that I reached, say, the final level in, but it was so difficult my anger the better of me and I quiet playing it.

I feel so horrible doing it too..
*coughFARCRY3cough*

 

[Phasmal]

Got a shiny new computer and don't really have many games that justify having said shiny computer.

 

[Moderated]

I have too many games, so I play nothing but dota 2 and skyrim.

 

[Rawne1980]

Donations are accepted.

I have 2 buttons, some pocket fluff and a tissue that's been through the washing machine.

Does that help?

Eat that jam roly poly DRY like a MAN.

You are a sick, strange woman....

Dry roly poly....

I doth shudder at the very thought (doth has been added for extra dramatic effect).

 

[Chemical Alia]

I just realized that February 1st was National Baked Alaska Day and I forgot to observe it (again).

 

[thesilentman]

DARK SOULS AIN'T PLAYING AT AN UNLOCKED FRAMERATE EVEN THOUGH I DID IT BEFORE!!

Funny you make this topic, OP. Seems to me that you are psychic.

 

[krazykidd]

I have not sauce for my steak for supper . The grocery store is across the street , but i refuse to go buy some .

I can't stop watching pretty little liars on netflix , it's so terribly addictive , and i'm a straight man . I think i felt my balls shrink a little:

Two button on my coat were ripped off by my drunk friend last week , my girlfriend still didn't sew them back on .

And worst of all ! My mcdonald coupons expire today! AND I DIDN't EVEN USE THEM ALL !

 

[Shinsei-J]

I want to listen to music while I go to sleep but I only have big headphones.
My life is over.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

First-world problems would necessitate a first world. I'm in a world of the third kind.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

I've got three school projects I'm supposed to be working on, but I can't find the time. Despite not even having to go to school on Tuesdays.

I can't find proper piano sheets for all the songs I want to learn to play (Yakusoku wa iranai, One Summer's Day).

And the most glaring of all: I CAN'T FIND A DECENT TOPIC TO MAKE MY 501ST POST SO MY TITLE WOULD GO UP!!!

And now I did. Thanks.

 

[lRookiel]

My parents gave me too much vegetable soup a couple of weeks ago.

 

[game-lover]

My brother borrowed my debit card yesterday so I couldn't order any delivery like I wanted. Now I have to wait until Monday because I wanted to do it when no one else was home. I was most depressed over it.

 

[Artina89]

I have too many games that I want to play and I can't find the time to play them all, and I also have to wait until tomorrow to read a book that I ordered because I had it sent to my dad's work place instead of mine and he left it there. Woe is me.

 

[Scarim Coral]

The more work hours I have, the less free time I have after I finish work but having no work means having no money to save up or spend.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't have enough time to buy/play all the video games I want to anymore. >:/