Share your first world problems

[lacktheknack]

One went to the country club and was served lukewarm champagne....

How could life possibly get any more tragic.

More on topic....

I've run out of custard and wanted jam roly poly later .... the day is ruined without custard. Being Sunday the shops around here are shut.

Eat that jam roly poly DRY like a MAN.

OT: my biggest one at the moment... I put myself back on my pill (Which I get for free, unlike most countries) and I can't stop eating. More of my money is going on food
I can't open my mouth wide enough to fit a satisfying amount of sweet salty popcorn into my mouth and most of it is getting spilled into my hair

Donations are accepted.

I deeply apologize, but the visualization of someone dumping popcorn into their hair while weeping about their misfortune made me laugh alarmingly hard.

OT: Mom and Dad made me waffles for lunch. I wanted FISH, DANGIT! ;__;

 

[Da Orky Man]

Since a switchover happened at my workplace (Saturday job thing), my pay has increased 40%, and I don'y know what its worth buying. I have too much disposable income

CAPTCHA - You don't say!

Not only is the Captcha sentient, now its sarcastic. Great.

 

[maninahat]

Standard mattresses do not properly correspond with the dimensions of my fancy IKEA double bed, so they tend to slide about a little bit. I cry myself to sleep every night.

 

[Bashful Reaper]

The maid laundered and ironed an NYPD uniform I got for a university project many years ago and laid it out on the bed. I'm guessing she thinks I'm moonlighting as a stripper or something. Also there were some furry handcuffs that my ex left lying around. On the plus side, she tidied everything up very well.

Another occasion, I took a friend to the German Ambassador's house in Belgrave Square and we were treated to a recital by the Leipzig Gewandhaus Orchestra soloists. She clearly got bored and said: "this is the third encore, and they're still up there! Kind of outstaying their welcome now..." As she said it the room fell silent and you could only hear her. I decided that it was unlikely that I would get invited again; so I sort of sealed the deal by downing a bottle of Champagne (being in the German Ambassador's house I think it was actually German sparkling wine, good stuff anyhow) and hitting on the interns. being a bit drunk, I put a big, sweaty handprint on a Lamborghini on the way out by accident and got a filthy look from a Valet.

 

[AngloDoom]

I have to wash the smell of money off of my hands after counting up my change jar.

 

[tippy2k2]

I should go to bed in an hour, which means that there might be enough time for me to play a game, but I'm not sure if it's worth it, so I procrastinate for 40 minutes, and then it really isn't worth it, and I have got nothing done.

Spoiler

I'm....I'm not the only one that does that! I sit there wondering if I have enough time to play a game of XCOM, get distracted by something shiny on the internet, and then I realize I only have 45 minutes now and it's probably not enough time!


...man, life is so horrible sometimes.

 

[dudagato]

Twilight Sparkle is going to become an alicorn, oh why must life be so cruel to me.

 

[Panorama]

The cup of tea i just made, is slightly to sweet. It ruined my life!

 

[mitchell271]

I don't have enough money to buy the new Matt Heafy Les Paul Custom because I the rent for my super nice apartment, food and entertainment is too much for my student wage + RESP.

 

[uzo]

Got a shiny new computer and don't really have many games that justify having said shiny computer.

You utter utter bastard.

My issue is the inverse - too many flashy games and not enough snazzy hardware.

 

[SD-Fiend]

A video in my favorites list was deleted...

 

[Sectan]

I don't leave the house and I'm getting pretty depressed by it. >_> I think that's a first world problem.

 

[Meatspinner]

First-world problems would necessitate a first world. I'm in a world of the third kind.

Maybe in the 50s. Argentina fulfills the requirements to be considered a first world nation. Not that it matters since it's an outdated term.

OT: My mustache is to long and I tend gnaw on it subconsciously but i can't be bothered to trim it

 

[The Funslinger]

I'm still in the phase of determining if my new hat is suitable to the wider world.

 

[Ashadowpie]

my parents dont care about being eco friendly with ANYTHING! i actually Had to buy my dad an auto filtering water bottle so he wouldnt keep on buying plastic water bottles and adding to the infectious wasting in our society. * epic sad face *