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I bring you: "OMFG NOOB PRIEST THEY MADE HEALING EZMODE IN CATA YOU SUCK I DIED!!1"..

He was a rogue pulling aggro from the tank like it's WoTLK..

I no longer play WoW.
 

WhiteFangofWhoa

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We were doing poorly in Arathi Basin and several of the players proclaimed the battle to be already lost. So instead they started describing their own 'cyber sex' scenes in detail. I ignored them all after the first three descriptors, but still... *shudders*.
 

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diebane said:
Also, not really disturbing, but when I tried a trial version I found it funny to just jump up and down at the fire in the orc town, and after 5 min of jumping there were 20+ people jumping around and yelling "FOR THE HORDE", mostly noobs like me.

mfG diebane
Daaawwwwww.

Sorry for some reason I find this to be cute.

I have a story but it's not really disturbing. I get a kick out of telling it anyway...

I was a fury specialised blood elf warrior.

I was finishing off a quest in Ashenvale. It was the Satyr horn one, which I particularly dislike. Suddenly this Night Elf shadow priest starts ganking me when I'm mobbing the satyrs.

He's 5 levels above me, and Victory rush isn't working because the Satyrs are too low to give me exp. I die pretty quickly. I run back thinking he might have just been passing through... but no, same thing happens.

This time I look for him before I res. I popped up next to him and start wailing away. Get him down to half health before I die. I tried this one more time, with the same result.

I sighed. I'm just not a paladin. This is entirely pointless, and the fighting nonsensical. It's time for peace.

I res up again, but this time emote hello, and sit down. He kills me. I did it again. He kills me. But I would not be dissuaded. I was determined to stop this senseless killing.

Eventually he gets it, and sits down next to me. Result! Dialogue was tough, but we managed to halfway communicate through emotes.

He must have gotten bored, because he shrugged and waved goodbye. Standing up he starts casting his hearthstone.

Chance!

I sprang to my feet, ran back 10 yards, and charged into him, yelling my beserker war cry. Surprise is total. I execute him in short fashion before he can even get one spell off. I quickly mounted my hawkstrider, snapped off a laugh emote and ran like hell.

I'm not a paladin. I can be a down and dirty bastard.
 

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beniki said:
I have a story but it's not really disturbing. I get a kick out of telling it anyway...

I was a fury specialised blood elf warrior.

I was finishing off a quest in Ashenvale. It was the Satyr horn one, which I particularly dislike. Suddenly this Night Elf shadow priest starts ganking me when I'm mobbing the satyrs.

He's 5 levels above me, and Victory rush isn't working because the Satyrs are too low to give me exp. I die pretty quickly. I run back thinking he might have just been passing through... but no, same thing happens.

This time I look for him before I res. I popped up next to him and start wailing away. Get him down to half health before I die. I tried this one more time, with the same result.

I sighed. I'm just not a paladin. This is entirely pointless, and the fighting nonsensical. It's time for peace.

I res up again, but this time emote hello, and sit down. He kills me. I did it again. He kills me. But I would not be dissuaded. I was determined to stop this senseless killing.

Eventually he gets it, and sits down next to me. Result! Dialogue was tough, but we managed to halfway communicate through emotes.

He must have gotten bored, because he shrugged and waved goodbye. Standing up he starts casting his hearthstone.

Chance!

I sprang to my feet, ran back 10 yards, and charged into him, yelling my beserker war cry. Surprise is total. I execute him in short fashion before he can even get one spell off. I quickly mounted my hawkstrider, snapped off a laugh emote and ran like hell.

I'm not a paladin. I can be a down and dirty bastard.
I'm Lovin It.
 

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When I was leveling my shaman we had a new guy in the guild who got wind of me being female and instantly proceeded to travel across the fucking map to Stranglethorn to - I shit you not - give my avatar a hug.

He then complained about how weird it was because my shaman wasn't female.

No, dude, it was weird waaaaay before that.

A few hours later he attempted to get me to cyber with him. Eventually, our guildleader had to tell him to knock it the fuck off or he would be kicked from the guild for harrassing me.
 

Evil Earlgrey

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I played 2 years in a guild. Never had any problems, altough i never had much interaction with the guild leader.
One day we are talking about gameplay mechanics and he didnt get what i was talking about. Then he goes all childish like:"All i always hear from you is penis!!"
Wondering wtf he meant by that, i asked back. But he quickly went offline and after that ignored any whispers the whole day. Until he finally ansered and after a while told me that he hates me. Not just a specific thing, but everything about me, followed by a lot of childish insults. Which is strange, because he never got to know me in the first place. I assume he just felt insecure because he couldnt compete intellecutally. But i will never know.

This event (combined with many others) really led me to the believe that a lot of the people in wow really have serious social problems. At least the guys that play "hardcore" (which means nothing else than dumping shitloads of time into useless interaction, like farming achievements, mounts and such)
 

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Mackheath said:
NeedAUserName said:
I walked in on two people having cyber-sex in some random house near Goldshire. Not disturbing as much as pathetic.
This is quite a major thing on some realms. Thank god it wasn't my own.

OT: I walked into Stormwind Citadel to do some PVP, and got called over by two females I didn't even know. They were both clearly drunk IRL and started talking about how handsome a druid I was, and how manly my features were. I kept silent, so one of them started a story about how she was taking the ship from Auberine to Menethil Harbour without money. She sucked the captain off, only to realise it was a free ride. They then started to cyber make-out, with a few folk still around doing PVP, and the voice chat...well...

They also offered to come to my house in real life and fuck me for a hundred gold each, and wandered off drunkenly, offering NCP guards blowjobs.

I was nearly crying with laughter.
The irony is those 'females' were probably both dudes.

I love the internet.
 

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Whilst on a RP server, me and my friend were discussing guild stuff in the Goldshire Inn, when all of a sudden we get text pop-ups from the Inn basement from two elves (guy and a chick) who are having RP-Sex...there are no words.
 

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I only have 1 moment of my brief time in world of war craft and that was me and a friend we both night elves so we both stripped down and started dancing in town, then we played hide and seek, and then tag. It was a fun day.
 

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NeedAUserName said:
apsham said:
NeedAUserName said:
I walked in on two people having cyber-sex in some random house near Goldshire. Not disturbing as much as pathetic.
Not even in whispers or anything? Pfft, they wanted to be caught.
They were using /e, so basically narrating their won actions.

Warty Bliggens said:
Once, I came across a procession of avatars taking part in an in-game wedding. These were two people who actually considered this wedding legitimate within the confines of reality, so I felt the need to intervene, because I was an asshole.
Immediately, I stripped off all of my character's clothing and sprinted across the precession /yelling "GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY".

I received /whispered death threats for the next three hours.
You think thats bad, theres a video on YouTube of an in game funeral for a player on a PvP realm, were the Horde decide to crash it, and kill everyone there. Quite funny, but so very insensitive.
can you show me a link
 

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NeedAUserName said:
apsham said:
NeedAUserName said:
I walked in on two people having cyber-sex in some random house near Goldshire. Not disturbing as much as pathetic.
Not even in whispers or anything? Pfft, they wanted to be caught.
They were using /e, so basically narrating their won actions.

Warty Bliggens said:
Once, I came across a procession of avatars taking part in an in-game wedding. These were two people who actually considered this wedding legitimate within the confines of reality, so I felt the need to intervene, because I was an asshole.
Immediately, I stripped off all of my character's clothing and sprinted across the precession /yelling "GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY".

I received /whispered death threats for the next three hours.
You think thats bad, theres a video on YouTube of an in game funeral for a player on a PvP realm, were the Horde decide to crash it, and kill everyone there. Quite funny, but so very insensitive.
Do you have a link to the video?

It sounds funny, in a horrible sort of way...
 

AlohaJo

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My friend once told me he was considering playing WoW. I had to punch him out.
 

Lerxst

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Hrmm, the most disturbing story I have of WoW was the time I spent 6 months playing it...
 

Midnight Crossroads

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RPPVP servers are best servers. You get the overly serious RP people in the same room as the people with Red=Dead mentality.

Fun stuff:

-I've raided Northshire Abbey as a level 1, naked undead warrior named Brains. I was challenged to a dual by a level 70 warlock, who then proceeded to spirit tap him down to no health so I might win with only my bare hands. I had macros for /y BRAINS and /scratch and /bite. I used cannibalize on the fallen Defias.

-I once went through an entire raid walking backwards. My team was pissed, but I was the only resto druid they could find.

-I sat in Stormwind outside the entrance to the Battlegrounds stealthed in catform and waited. After every match, I would pick out the obvious twinks, and gank them right there.

-I occasionally like to take my pet turtle out, stealth, and follow low level players as they run around. I'm too high level for them to detect, and because I can travel at running speed in cat form, I can keep pace exactly. It's weirds them the fuck out.

-I saw the plague. It was amazing.

-Seal form is great for snaring people at the bottom of lakes and watching them drown.

Disturbing:

-Cybering is the closest it gets. I've haven't seen a lot that bothers me, but I mostly remember the fun I've had. I mean, I've been ganked a lot, but I don't recall much specifics.
 

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This is pre-WotLK.

My server dropped dead, so I logged on another for a short while. As I rolled a warrior, and hadn't played one before, even after my server came back up I played him for a week or so.

While there, I was recruited for a guild. You know the kind: pay 10 gold for signups, we're the gr8ezt evar, ad nauseam. I signed. I should care. I figured the guild would die before my toon did, and he had a very short life expectancy since this wasn't my server of choice.

Guild meeting! El Presidente picked out an island off of Ratchet for the meet. I'd not been there before, but I'm told it's a quest point for a particular class. Some kind of island beast arena, not well populated. The guild - perhaps twelve teens total, and our hyper Presidente who was clearly off his meds - swam across. We stroll into a bunker or great hall or whateveritwas, with Fearless Leader bouncing off the walls and shrieking about the wonders of life. He launches into an epic spiel about the island, how it would be our base of operations forever and ever and we were all so cool and he was all so cool and our gear and the guild vault and blahdee blahdee blah.

Meanwhile two undead females are in the corner, stripped, writhing, and in the middle of their own little porn movie. At first they try to ignore us, then they launch frantic stfu & gtfo demands. Not that King Loon pays them a blind bit of notice. He's in his own little world, blithering away.

I don't think the guild lasted more than four days after that. Fun while it lasted . . .
 

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Realitycrash said:
Well, nothing as absurd as ionvaeu's story come to mind, but after ganking a poor fellah one too many times in Stranglethorn Vale, he rerolled a lvl 1 alt on my faction and proceded to cry and spew obsceneties to me in whispers for about an hour.
Haha, guy did the same but he also threatened he would get his guild to attack me, he logged back on and respawned I waved at him and it looked like I was gonna let him leave, then I ganked him again for a while:)
 

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Midnight Crossroads said:
-I occasionally like to take my pet turtle out, stealth, and follow low level players as they run around. I'm too high level for them to detect, and because I can travel at running speed in cat form, I can keep pace exactly. It's weirds them the fuck out.

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I did this once, or similar. When non-combat pets first came out in Burning Crusade, you could get a rat named Whiskers from doing the Children's Day quests. I proceded with doing them all, then spent the rest of the week doing duels outside of Orgrimmar. Since I was a Rogue (Rogues in BC were rather OP in 1vs1) and fairly geared, I had no problems beating most opponents. I got slightly bored, until I realized that my pet-rat would not stealth with me when I had it out, which gave me a very amusing idea.
I made an emote, got my rat out, stealthed, used sprint (a Rogue-ability which makes you move very fast) and did a couple of duels.

Every duel started with an invisible (i.e stealthed) voice yelling "GO FOR THE EYES, WHISKERS, GO FOR THE EYES!", and a rabid rat charging with sprint-speed at the opponent.
After beating most opponents once more (even with giving away my position with the rabid-rat-charge), a sort of rumor began to spread among the frequent duelers on the Horde-side.

"Dude, have you seen that rat? It's like seven feet tall, and the size of it's teeth! Oh god, I'm never dueling it again. I see it in my nightmares.."

Probably the funniest thing I ever seen on WoW.
 

Midnight Crossroads

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Forgot some things.

Not me, but some druid humor


Oh yeah, and I found something which annoyed me while looking through some of my old screenshots:

Take note of my health/mana and that of the tank, then the tank compared to the entire rest of the team. I would have preferred if the void walker tanked instead.