Shit film, great quote.

[Erja_Perttu]

But that's not a great quote I hear you say! But what makes a thing great? If its the ability of something to bring joy to others then this clip wins because it cracks me up every time.

 

[2xDouble]

"Ninjas. Damn."

The quote that wasn't even in the movie.

 

[kurupt87]

"Fucking females is for fucking poofs."

Not from a bad film actually, but this quote was the only one that immediately came to mind.

 

[blue heartless]

Statement: "I didn't know vikings were still around."

Response: "They mostly live in Minnesota!"

Just- just no.

 

[Auxiliary]

Any quote from california's governor. Like.... RAAWRFGHER.

 

[shogunblade]

Statement: "I didn't know vikings were still around."

Response: "They mostly live in Minnesota!"

Just- just no.

You had to make me think of that movie? Seriously? I cannot believe it took me forever to understand that joke, but know I get it. That's bad.

OT: This is merely Superconductor Electromagnetism. Surely, you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates...my Desk, where I ride the saddle of the world. And it also levitates...Meeee.

It is not a shit movie, but if isn't the kind of criterion collection it should have been.

 

[Flatfrog]

"We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy! "

Grr. Not a shit film. Not a masterpiece, but by no means shit. And Purple Dragon - srsly? Pulp Fiction? That *has* to be trolling.

And my suggestion: 'It's got your name written all over it' from Con Air. I detest that film, but that's a cracking gag.

 

[Rooster893]

IT'S GARBAGE DAY!

*BANG*

NEHAHAHAHA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

Also, from Troll 2:

They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

 

[Chaos Bringer]

"You're so beautiful."
"That's only because I'm so in love with you."

*Headdesk*

 

[Tuddle]

Holy Shit!
-the guy that is getting married in two days.

from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

 

[Terminate421]

"Play Dead boy!" *KABOOM!*

 

[SupabadMan]

They're eating her....THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME!

OOHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

ILL BE BACK, SPIDERMAN!!

 

[BreakfastMan]

Well, the movie was not terrible, but it was not that good either so...

"Well girls, the good news is your dates are here. That bad news is... they're dead".

 

[LightspeedJack]

Holy Shit!
-the guy that is getting married in two days.

from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

Hahahaha I remember this.

"Are we landing soon? I'm getting married"
4 seconds later
"Holy shit!"
*DEAD*

 

[GeneWard]

Not a bad film, but the best quote in all of cinema is:
"How does it feel to be all American?"
"I have to pee!"

 

[Auxiliary]

Any quote from california's governor. Like.... RAAWRFGHER.

He wasn't re-elected.
I'm assuming you're not talking about Jerry Brown...

Support NCR

I don't really pay much attention to the news, figures.

 

[The Night Shade]

GARBAGE DAY!

Hell yeah

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But this is oh my god

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