Shit film, great quote.
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*slow motion shouty Van Damme kick*Astalano said:
Also, since you bring up MK:A, Liu Kangs backflip that he uses to dodge Smokes missile, it's not a line but goddamnit it's hilarious.
From Dr. T And The Women, an awful romantic comedy starring Richard Gere:
"That's where JFK's head exploded!" said very gleefully and enthusiastically.
Trust me, it was funny compared to the rest of the movie anyway.
I want to offer another here, it's from Ghost In The Shell which was a brilliant movie, but the quote just eclipses everything else in the movie and it so hilariously wtf and out of place:
"Talk? And just what are you gonna talk about? You don't even know your own name, you stupid dickhead!"
"That's where JFK's head exploded!" said very gleefully and enthusiastically.
Trust me, it was funny compared to the rest of the movie anyway.
I want to offer another here, it's from Ghost In The Shell which was a brilliant movie, but the quote just eclipses everything else in the movie and it so hilariously wtf and out of place:
"Talk? And just what are you gonna talk about? You don't even know your own name, you stupid dickhead!"
"You See! YOU SEE! You're Stupid Minds! Stupid! STUPID!" - Eros, Plan 9 from Outer Space.
This movie is bloody hilarious. Watch the Rifftrax if you get a chance.
This movie is bloody hilarious. Watch the Rifftrax if you get a chance.
Street Fighter the Movie.
"This is merely super conductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it."
Que Philip J. Fry quote:"I've...not heard of them".
"This is merely super conductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it."
Que Philip J. Fry quote:"I've...not heard of them".
Oh, oh! I remembered another one, from 2 Become 1, a really boring movie from Hong Kong about a woman with breast cancer:
"Beat his cock so he can't screw!"
"Beat his cock so he can't screw!"
I watched that movie when i was 10 in theaters and i thought it was awesome. i watch that movie now and I think, "Decent action sequences, good CG (for 2005), shitty acting, shitty dialogue."Erja_Perttu said:
But best quote from a bad movie? "Ninjas. i fucking hate ninjas!" Don't remember the movie, just that line.
Confound it... I cannot for the life of me figure out that man's accent. Does he just have a speech impediment, or is there actually a country out there whose citizens speak like... whatever the hell he is?Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
That line is comedic gold. It's such a dumb movie but I crack up whenever I think about it.Instant K4rma said:
I'm trying to think of one that can beat that at the moment, but I can't. So, yeah, what this guy said.
"You didn't kill the taxi driver?"
"No, you know I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now. So I don't-"
"I don't think he's Arab."
"No, I'm pretty sure that guy's Filipino."
"Oh, well then..."
*gunshot*
"London calling!"
"No, you know I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now. So I don't-"
"I don't think he's Arab."
"No, I'm pretty sure that guy's Filipino."
"Oh, well then..."
*gunshot*
"London calling!"
Good GOD, I don't think there's anything that could top that. Not Troll 2, not garbage day, not anything! That roof scene was a new level of bad. That flower shop scene was out of this world with skelter timing. That everything was jaw dropping! You have earned my respect for having seen enough of this movie to be able to evoke it.Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Oh jeez... that movie. o_o I forgot all about that movie. Lets celebrate with a youtube clip.Astalano said:
in fact,