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hyperhammy

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I seem to have the uncanny ability to break ANYTHING I touch. List of things I have broken:
-Every PC I ever owned
--> shorted out the ram
--> broke the video card(?!) twice...
-My moms mac
-The original xbox
-The PS2
-3 PSPs
-An Xbox
-Tons of controllers
-My keyboard
-2 Cellphones
The list goes on and on...
So, my question is: what have you broken, or are you good with electronics?
Seems like I have magnetic fingers! How about you?
 
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I'm amazing with electronics, they love me.

We had a faulty screen at college that was going all purple, I tapped it twice then slapped it and it instantly fixed itself.

We were using school laptops in a science lesson and my friend couldn't log in no matter how many times he tried.
I used exactly the same login he showed me, hit enter twice and it logged in first time.

Someone was having trouble with the PC boot up, I switched it off and on again and amazed them with my powers of being able to press a button a few times.
 

Rarhnor

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No, but I managed, to get my laptop to explode during class. That counts for something.
 

Frequen-Z

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Headsets and headphones just crumble in my mere presence. I've had about 5 break on me now.
 

dududf

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Electronics love me.

Even my PS2 controller I accidentally dropped, and suddenly lost all the buttons. I was able to fix this with crazy glue, and those cheap $1 large calculators buttons and easy access to a grind.
 

Polaris19

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I don't break things but I knock stuff over, spill things, drop food etc.

I'm just klutzy I guess.
 

Dragonforce525

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I'd say I'm quite bad with them, I am very clumsy person, I don't take notice of my surroundings which leads me to trip or fall over alot, the last thing which happened was I was carrying my laptop from one room to another when I tripped over the power cable for the laptop, I dropped my laptop which then gave it a huge crack down the middle of the screen, my laptop before that was killed when I spilled a 2 litre bottle of coke on it, I've now bought a normal PC which I don't eat or drink around just in case.
 

hyperhammy

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Polaris19 said:
I don't break things but I knock stuff over, spill things, drop food etc.

I'm just klutzy I guess.
Lol, we had a month when my brother would break a glass every day. I'm not kidding.
 

imnot

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well my orginal xbox got th RROD, we thought i ti got it again, but my mum had just unplugged it and not told me.

apart from that and my dads computer im good.
 

Rarhnor

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hyperhammy said:
Rarhnor said:
No, but I managed, to get my laptop to explode during class. That counts for something.
Wow... I'm guessing it overheated! Am I right?
The fan and the most of the battery got insta-scorhed, because I turned it on. Hardware malfunction of some sort, I guess.
 

AfroTree

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hyperhammy said:
I seem to have the uncanny ability to break ANYTHING I touch. List of things I have broken:
-Every PC I ever owned
--> shorted out the ram
--> broke the video card(?!) twice...
-My moms mac
-The original xbox
-The PS2
-3 PSPs
-An Xbox
-Tons of controllers
-My keyboard
-2 Cellphones
The list goes on and on...
So, my question is: what have you broken, or are you good with electronics?
Seems like I have magnetic fingers! How about you?
hyperhammy said:
HOW?!

Those things were indestructible...

OT: A DS

PSP
PS3 -YLOD
 

Oh That Dude

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iPod headphones. I think about 7 pairs have now broken. I'll be listening quite contentedly and then one headphone will just stop. This is the beginning of the death throes, the remainign headphone will sound progressively worse, then work intermittently, then only work when the wire is in a certain position, and finally it will die and I will be forced to cough up more money for a more expensive pair that should be more reliable. Hasn't worked so far. It's not even like I abuse them, they're either in a pocket, wrapped neatly but not too tightly around the iPod or they're lying around on my desk, or going from my pocket out the neck of my school shirt.
 

SimuLord

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I can train my electronics like I train dogs. When I get my hands on a piece of tech I tend to make it my own---like it only responds to me.

Funny thing is, as soon as I let other people touch my stuff, it goes to shit. But for me? Works as designed, first time, every time.
 

hyperhammy

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Rarhnor said:
hyperhammy said:
Rarhnor said:
No, but I managed, to get my laptop to explode during class. That counts for something.
Wow... I'm guessing it overheated! Am I right?
The fan and the most of the battery got insta-scorhed, because I turned it on. Hardware malfunction of some sort, I guess.
I never blew up a pc, but my dad managed to blow up the grill. It was an explosion of epicness. Almost burned down the house. xD
 

Polaris19

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hyperhammy said:
Polaris19 said:
I don't break things but I knock stuff over, spill things, drop food etc.

I'm just klutzy I guess.
Lol, we had a month when my brother would break a glass every day. I'm not kidding.
Had a week like that once. Mom had to buy new plates after it was over. She was sooooo mad. lol
 

Avelestar

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I lose rings, but I love them. Grandparents gave me one when I was 13 or so...lost it within a month. Then they got me one for my 18th...lost that one too (probably whilst drunkenly walking around town). Don't buy me rings, but usually I'm the one fixing then "Shit, I broke it!" from my little brothers.
 

Your once and future Fanboy

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ha ha, an "I break stuff" topic posted on Friday the 13th. Ha ha ha.
I myself break everything but electronics. i still have my first console (ps1) in perfect order
 

hyperhammy

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The Disk Thrower said:
hyperhammy said:
I seem to have the uncanny ability to break ANYTHING I touch. List of things I have broken:
-Every PC I ever owned
--> shorted out the ram
--> broke the video card(?!) twice...
-My moms mac
-The original xbox
-The PS2
-3 PSPs
-An Xbox
-Tons of controllers
-My keyboard
-2 Cellphones
The list goes on and on...
So, my question is: what have you broken, or are you good with electronics?
Seems like I have magnetic fingers! How about you?
hyperhammy said:
HOW?!

Those things were indestructible...

OT: A DS

PSP
PS3 -YLOD
Don't ask me... if think it burned, no wait... that was the original xbox.
I have no clue, to be honest. Just stoped working I guess...