SHK's FPS - Concept art on Page 9.

[geldonyetich]

I'm disturbingly reminded of the Columbine killers modding Doom so the characters resemble their classmates. I'd better watch my back! No one ever suspects the small harmless kittens until it's too late.

[Edit: Although, doing a little research on that, apparently the rumor circulated that there was really a Columbine High School slaughtering mod was falsely planted by media sensationalists.]

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

I probably shouldn't mention this as it might give you wrong ideas, but stay away from girl-girl making out sessions.

I assure you, none of The Escapists have any desire to see you kissing another girl.

I hat girl on girl the same way a fat kid hates cake

Oh, I'm sure you like girl on girl, just not involving her.

I wouldn't say no...In fact I would encourage it.

 

[Erana]

Add me or Labrynth. Represent the chick demographic, I say!
I'd be a healing NPC, of course.
(Yes, I know there are more chicks here, but I can't rember the others off the top of my head.)

There's Mariena and galletea too. I don't know what they would be.

Well, we all know Labrynth would have to be a playable character. She'd wear a short skirt, black leather jacket, and knee-high boots. She would also wield a pair of red and blue pistols enchanted with turn undead, and would be able to reload by shooting the ground.

 

[xitel]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

Are you going to say who can be in and who can't be? Or at least tell us at some point? And are you going to get back to me about the voices, or is it going to be text only?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Add me or Labrynth. Represent the chick demographic, I say!
I'd be a healing NPC, of course.
(Yes, I know there are more chicks here, but I can't rember the others off the top of my head.)

There's Mariena and galletea too. I don't know what they would be.

Well, we all know Labrynth would have to be a playable character. She'd wear a short skirt, black leather jacket, and knee-high boots. She would also wield a pair of red and blue pistols enchanted with turn undead, and would be able to reload by shooting the ground.

She's a boss.....Then maybe a playable character

 

[The_Prophet]

Hmmmm, sounds interesting. Am looking forward to see it

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

Are you going to say who can be in and who can't be? Or at least tell us at some point? And are you going to get back to me about the voices, or is it going to be text only?

There will be voices...and I am still working on it. I just got out of bed 10 minutes ago. I tell I lie. I am still in bed just on my laptop

 

[xitel]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

Are you going to say who can be in and who can't be? Or at least tell us at some point? And are you going to get back to me about the voices, or is it going to be text only?

There will be voices...and I am still working on it. I just got out of bed 10 minutes ago. I tell I lie. I am still in bed just on my laptop

Join the club buddy. If it weren't for class, food, and the need to exercise, I would spend the entire day with my laptop on my stomach. Husband pillows are very useful in this situation.

 

[Mariena]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

Are you going to say who can be in and who can't be? Or at least tell us at some point? And are you going to get back to me about the voices, or is it going to be text only?

There will be voices...and I am still working on it. I just got out of bed 10 minutes ago. I tell I lie. I am still in bed just on my laptop

Did you at least take a shower, young man?

Also, Labyrinth would have to wear her hat.

 

[Galletea]

Join the club buddy. If it weren't for class, food, and the need to exercise, I would spend the entire day with my laptop on my stomach. Husband pillows are very useful in this situation.

I had to wiki husband pillow.
When do we get the details then? Will there be weekly updates on it?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

Are you going to say who can be in and who can't be? Or at least tell us at some point? And are you going to get back to me about the voices, or is it going to be text only?

There will be voices...and I am still working on it. I just got out of bed 10 minutes ago. I tell I lie. I am still in bed just on my laptop

Did you at least take a shower, young man?

Also, Labyrinth would have to wear her hat.

I have one at night (10pm). I then have another one if the night was warm. Last night was f**king cold. I may have another one before brunch.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

BASIC PLOT...DUN DUN DUNN

The Basic plot is that a group of 5 super-trolls have gathered an army of lesser trolls and have taken over The Escapist, capturing some of the forum posters and all of the staff.
Wilsonscrazybed, unable to deal with the amount of trolls, calls in 10 posters who he feels will be effective against the trolls. He gives them a 'Mod Portal' and this teleports them into The Escapist.

They then shoot and puzzle their way through the various forums before figuring out that the trolls have taken over Themis Media headquarters. The team drop out in the Reception area of the offices and make their way through the building until they reach the roof. There they battle John Galt until he admits defeat.

 

[xitel]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

Are you going to say who can be in and who can't be? Or at least tell us at some point? And are you going to get back to me about the voices, or is it going to be text only?

There will be voices...and I am still working on it. I just got out of bed 10 minutes ago. I tell I lie. I am still in bed just on my laptop

Did you at least take a shower, young man?

Also, Labyrinth would have to wear her hat.

I have one at night (10pm). I then have another one if the night was warm. Last night was f**king cold. I may have another one before brunch.

That's a lot of showers. What is your water bill like?

 

[xitel]

BASIC PLOT...DUN DUN DUNN

The Basic plot is that a group of 5 super-trolls have gathered an army of lesser trolls and have taken over The Escapist, capturing some of the forum posters and all of the staff.
Wilsonscrazybed, unable to deal with the amount of trolls, calls in 10 posters who he feels will be effective against the trolls. He gives them a 'Mod Portal' and this teleports them into The Escapist.

They then shoot and puzzle their way through the various forums before figuring out that the trolls have taken over Themis Media headquarters. The team drop out in the Reception area of the offices and make their way through the building until they reach the roof. There they battle John Galt until he admits defeat.

Any word on who the 10 are, or is that still up in the air?

EDIT: Also, Who is John Galt?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

Are you going to say who can be in and who can't be? Or at least tell us at some point? And are you going to get back to me about the voices, or is it going to be text only?

There will be voices...and I am still working on it. I just got out of bed 10 minutes ago. I tell I lie. I am still in bed just on my laptop

Did you at least take a shower, young man?

Also, Labyrinth would have to wear her hat.

I have one at night (10pm). I then have another one if the night was warm. Last night was f**king cold. I may have another one before brunch.

That's a lot of showers. What is your water bill like?

That's two showers a day. 3 minutes each. I used to have two minute showers. It's all you need anything else is just a waste of time and water. Don't worry you can clean yourself perfectly in that amount of time.

 

[xitel]

Okay.... for those I cannot fit into the story line I have a solution. You will be in the game just in a secret game mode.

Are you going to say who can be in and who can't be? Or at least tell us at some point? And are you going to get back to me about the voices, or is it going to be text only?

There will be voices...and I am still working on it. I just got out of bed 10 minutes ago. I tell I lie. I am still in bed just on my laptop

Did you at least take a shower, young man?

Also, Labyrinth would have to wear her hat.

I have one at night (10pm). I then have another one if the night was warm. Last night was f**king cold. I may have another one before brunch.

That's a lot of showers. What is your water bill like?

That's two showers a day. 3 minutes each. I used to have two minute showers. It's all you need anything else is just a waste of time and water. Don't worry you can clean yourself perfectly in that amount of time.

Ah, well see, I enjoy my showers too much for that. I take nice long 15 minute showers in scalding hot water. I mean, I like to have steam coming off my skin after I step out.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

BASIC PLOT...DUN DUN DUNN

The Basic plot is that a group of 5 super-trolls have gathered an army of lesser trolls and have taken over The Escapist, capturing some of the forum posters and all of the staff.
Wilsonscrazybed, unable to deal with the amount of trolls, calls in 10 posters who he feels will be effective against the trolls. He gives them a 'Mod Portal' and this teleports them into The Escapist.

They then shoot and puzzle their way through the various forums before figuring out that the trolls have taken over Themis Media headquarters. The team drop out in the Reception area of the offices and make their way through the building until they reach the roof. There they battle John Galt until he admits defeat.

Any word on who the 10 are, or is that still up in the air?

EDIT: Also, Who is John Galt?

• 
  Ultrajoe
  Iron Ninja
  Purple Rain
  Mariena
  New Classic
  Khell Sennet
  Xitel/Crim (Basically a pallet swap)
  Fondant
  Erana
  sirdanrhodes

I will add two more over the course of the game however. Secret plan it is...

 

[xitel]

BASIC PLOT...DUN DUN DUNN

The Basic plot is that a group of 5 super-trolls have gathered an army of lesser trolls and have taken over The Escapist, capturing some of the forum posters and all of the staff.
Wilsonscrazybed, unable to deal with the amount of trolls, calls in 10 posters who he feels will be effective against the trolls. He gives them a 'Mod Portal' and this teleports them into The Escapist.

They then shoot and puzzle their way through the various forums before figuring out that the trolls have taken over Themis Media headquarters. The team drop out in the Reception area of the offices and make their way through the building until they reach the roof. There they battle John Galt until he admits defeat.

Any word on who the 10 are, or is that still up in the air?

EDIT: Also, Who is John Galt?

• 
  Ultrajoe
  Iron Ninja
  Purple Rain
  Mariena
  New Classic
  Khell Sennet
  Xitel/Crim (Basically a pallet swap)
  Fondant
  Erana
  sirdanrhodes

I will add two more over the course of the game however. Secret plan it is...

Maybe for character models it's just a pallet swap, but I still maintain that we are distinctly different people. Despite the fact that I seem to be derailing this thread on accident...