Steam sucks. I hate Steam.
I rate Steam 1/10. I give Steam 0 stars out of 5. I do not like Steam. I dislike Steam. Steam is shite. Steam stinks. Steam is crap.
There. That ought to have got the attention of anything browsing LJ, looking for opinions.
What does "Ready to play" mean to you? If you've bought a game online and you've just finished downloading it and you see "Ready to play" come up, what do you take that to mean? That the game is ready to be played? Hah! Fool! As if! No, it means you need to verify the files. The official way to do this is to restart Steam so that it will automatically verify the files. You don't actually have to restart Steam. In one of about a dozen display modes, you can right-click the game and click "properties," then click "Local Files" and find a "verify local game file cache" button, which sometimes works. Sometimes it does nothing, and sometimes it seems to be working but actually does nothing, but sometimes it works.
It's a good job it's there, because restarting Steam isn't as easy as you might think. To restart it, first you have to STOP it. One way to do this begins with ctrl-alt-delete and the Task Manager. If you're lucky, ending the process will allow you to restart Steam. All the other ways to stop Steam are the first half of rebooting your computer. "Windows has almost finished updating your system, which now needs to be restarted," I can stand. At least it's telling you you need to reboot. Steam says: "Ready to play."
Then the game crashes to desktop.
That or I get kicked because the server's running a different version of a file and Steam can't tell until I get three-quarters of the way through a campaign.
That or I get kicked mid-game because Steam suddenly can't verify my identity as a Steam user.
I got into a voice chat today and stuff started locking up, so I thought I'd end the voice chat. Yeah, right. You? A client? End a telephone call? You'll end that call when Steam tells you it's over, you piffling client. What do you think you are, a paying customer?
I had so much trouble with it before that I removed it all and reinstalled it. When I removed it all, I lost my OS product key. Partway through reinstalling stuff, my computer either rebooted or logged me off and I got the product key back.
Today I tried to play a game and crashed to desktop, possibly because I was downloading add-on support for it at the time. I tried to play another game and it said it couldn't launch it because it was already launching something else. It was verifying something else, not launching anything.
Francis has not yet expressed a low enough opinion of Steam. Come back, sail power. All is forgiven.
Edit to add: right now, Firefox is trying to download three videos (of Cheryl Cerri, for the curious) and Steam is not, officially, trying to do anything. Steam's using more bandwidth just sitting there than Firefox is getting for its videos.
Edit again to add: L4D2 is suddenly "not installed" again. WTF?
Edit again (*sigh*): restarted Steam and it said "Ready to play" so I tried it and it said: "could not load the launcher .dll as the specified module could not be found," so I tried "validate" and it says: "82 files failed to validate and will be reacquired."
Seriously. 82.
Is something screwing with my hard drive or is Steam fucked up ... or is Steam fucked up and screwing with my hard drive?