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Cpt_Oblivious

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Ghostwise said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Does this satisfy the OP?
Little much don't you think? I'm not quoting that man. Feels wrong just reading it.
Yea, my mate told it to me today. Laughed for a bit but it's pretty horrible.
I may remove it, I feel rather dirty.
 

tyleroi

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Its quite obvious to me that you are in much need of thanks for showing us the valuable lessons attached to not mating with a member of your immediate family, and, at the same, demonstrating the valuable need to legalize abortion to prevent such atrocities from occurring and offending those around you. The fact that you are even able to string together some semblance of a working version of our language is nothing short of astounding and, combined with your ability to walk, merits a great deal further study into the fact that you can even be alive given the lack of brain cells you've demonstrated. Now, I must excuse myself for I fear that this very exchange is a waste of oxygen, much like all of it used to keep you alive.
 

matnatz

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I'll make you look like a painters radio.

You have a safe like a blind joiners thumb.

Your mother has a f*nny like a wizards sleeve. I mightaswell have opened the window and shagged the night air.

You've got a face like a bulldog lickin piss off a nettle.

Your mother is so ugly I wouldn't even ride her into battle.

You smell like an alchoholics carpet.

You've got more chins than a chinese phonebook.

You're so ugly not even a sniper would take you out.

You've had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

Not even the tide would take you out.

You've seen more stiffs than Quincey.

You've got a face like you've been ram-raiding on a scooter.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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"I would take the time to mock you, however there aren't any words in the English language to properly describe your atrocities without making a severe understatement. I think that in years to come, people will use your surname as one of the worst insults imaginable, one that makes children cry and milk curdle at its very mention. Your given name will never again be used by mothers for their children, for fear that they will grow to be like you. People will look back upon your exploits and go mad with revulsion. Some may die outright from shock."
 

Tech Team FTW!

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Knonsense said:
Pi_Fighter said:
"If it is any good, I will remove three of my own vertebrae, bend over backwards and eat my own arse!"
-Yahtzee

You can't get much more original than that.
You quoted someone and called it originial? You, sir, were born to be president.
We don't have a president in Australia.

How does complimenting originality = eligibility for presidency?
 

deewank

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tyleroi said:
Its quite obvious to me that you are in much need of thanks for showing us the valuable lessons attached to not mating with a member of your immediate family, and, at the same, demonstrating the valuable need to legalize abortion to prevent such atrocities from occurring and offending those around you. The fact that you are even able to string together some semblance of a working version of our language is nothing short of astounding and, combined with your ability to walk, merits a great deal further study into the fact that you can even be alive given the lack of brain cells you've demonstrated. Now, I must excuse myself for I fear that this very exchange is a waste of oxygen, much like all of it used to keep you alive.
What the fuck you dick head god dam where in the hell did you come from The devils ass, im just trying to create something fun for people to do and here comes the smart jack ass to fuck it all up, Fuck off

Pretty realistic anger isn't it, But thats just how I roll
 

deewank

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Michael_McCloud said:
"I would take the time to mock you, however there aren't any words in the English language to properly describe your atrocities without making a severe understatement. I think that in years to come, people will use your surname as one of the worst insults imaginable, one that makes children cry and milk curdle."
Oh look heres another one, there all comin out of the wood works today.


EDIT: sry about double post
 

Nexus424

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deewank said:
BigDragun987 said:
deewank said:
this post is not as successful as expected
Exactly...

This post is about as successful as 4chan.

[small]oh snap no he didn't[/small]
You didn't have to take it there
yeah you're right. I'm sorry. Just bein creative. Can you forgive me.

[small]Also fix'd[/small]
 

A Raging Emo

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'The difference between this place and a Cactus Plant is that Cacti have pricks on the outside'.
 

deewank

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BigDragun987 said:
deewank said:
BigDragun987 said:
deewank said:
this post is not as successful as expected
Exactly...

This post is about as successful as 4chan.

[small]oh snap no he didn't[/small]
You didn't have to take it there
yeah you're right. I'm sorry. Just bein creative. Can you forgive me.

[small]Also fix'd[/small]
Hey i made this post for a reason, to come up with creative insults, so no problem
 

LeChuck99

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FUCK YOU YOU GAY ASSED MOTHER FUCKING KING PRAWN WITH BEEF FRIED RICE EATING SPIN BISCUIT!!!
 

Segadroid

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"Buy a knife and go stab yourself."

"You're a kidneystone up your mom's ass. And she loves it."

'nuff, I'm out of inspiration :p
 

BadGadgit

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you've had more cocks than a second hand slug gun
you've got a face like someone tried to put a bushfire out with a screwdriver
you're about as useful as a violet crumble in a knife fight
you couldn't find your arse in the dark with both hands and a torch
 

Knonsense

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Pi_Fighter said:
Knonsense said:
Pi_Fighter said:
"If it is any good, I will remove three of my own vertebrae, bend over backwards and eat my own arse!"
-Yahtzee

You can't get much more original than that.
You quoted someone and called it originial? You, sir, were born to be president.
We don't have a president in Australia.

How does complimenting originality = eligibility for presidency?
Well, if I have to explain it to you, I basically ruin it, so I'll put it in a little box. You'll probably be better off just letting it go. It wasn't a very good joke anyway.

The OP asked for your most original insult, and you took someone else's insult. Even though you acknowledged that it wasn't yours, you called it original, which I found amusing. American politicians seem to do similar things, albeit with less acknowledgment to the original person. Also, I have a poor opinion of politicians in general, so I was also ribbing you in that regard.

See, it's even less amusing now.