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i'm going to stick my fist so far down your gob, i'll be able to pull the label off your underpants
"Shut up you cum-bubble"
"I'm going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild."
"Your just mad because you're asian from the waist down"
"Just shave your pussy hairs and deal with it"
"You're so queer, you get fucked in your urethra"
"I'm going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild."
"Your just mad because you're asian from the waist down"
"Just shave your pussy hairs and deal with it"
"You're so queer, you get fucked in your urethra"
"Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it."
Um, this wasn't what I was expecting. One moment please...
Oh, this one time at school, bad weather (and this is in england... *sarcastic gasp*) so we had PE in the gym. All the girls in my year, now I don't get on that well with some of them, for some reason they hate me. For that, I'm not particularly fond of them and on one occasion offered to re-arrange one of their faces. Any who.
We played dodge ball, fun stuff, and brown stuff hit the fan when they decided to not follow the rules. With teachers present and accounted for, the leader of 'The Pretties(sluts)' started hurling insults at me, calling me ginger etc. I gave her a round of appause and offered her a certificate for outstanding observational skills.
So she yelled stuff at me 'blah, blah, ginger, blah, blah, blah'. Then I hit her and called her a 'hook nosed slag and you're about as attractive as a misshapen pot with an inch of smeared paint on, worth no more than 50p'
I got removed from the lesson with cheers from nearly everyone in the gym.
There are several insults in there I believe. Take your pick.
Oh, this one time at school, bad weather (and this is in england... *sarcastic gasp*) so we had PE in the gym. All the girls in my year, now I don't get on that well with some of them, for some reason they hate me. For that, I'm not particularly fond of them and on one occasion offered to re-arrange one of their faces. Any who.
We played dodge ball, fun stuff, and brown stuff hit the fan when they decided to not follow the rules. With teachers present and accounted for, the leader of 'The Pretties(sluts)' started hurling insults at me, calling me ginger etc. I gave her a round of appause and offered her a certificate for outstanding observational skills.
So she yelled stuff at me 'blah, blah, ginger, blah, blah, blah'. Then I hit her and called her a 'hook nosed slag and you're about as attractive as a misshapen pot with an inch of smeared paint on, worth no more than 50p'
I got removed from the lesson with cheers from nearly everyone in the gym.
There are several insults in there I believe. Take your pick.
My friend once used this mock threat on me:
'I'm gonna kill you and then erase all records of your exitstence so when you're mum reports it to the police they think she's a mad woman and gets sectioned'
'I'm gonna kill you and then erase all records of your exitstence so when you're mum reports it to the police they think she's a mad woman and gets sectioned'
why don't you jump into a lit fireplace to do the one helpful thing in your life you ever did you friggin FAILED ABORTION!! : )
I'm going to tear off you head and shove it so far up your ass that It'll be back where it was!
I'm not very good, insulting people isn't something I normally do.
I'm not very good, insulting people isn't something I normally do.
i hope you fall down the stairs and break all the bones in your body and die, and then when your in Hell you burn in the fiery pits of Hell, writhing in agony as the flames eat away at your flesh, and then ravens pick at your burning corpse and then shit on top of you when they're done!
[small]*deep breath*[/small]
damn i used to be good at burning in hell rants
im out of practice
makes a change to the rude ones on this thread though XD
[small]*deep breath*[/small]
damn i used to be good at burning in hell rants
im out of practicemakes a change to the rude ones on this thread though XD
Your face is so ugly, mirrors break themselves. If they can't find a way to, they ask you to go find a hammer and hit them.
