'Shut up!'

[MiracleOfSound]

Share the phrases that make you wish you could mute NPCs...

I'll start us off with a few of everyone's favorites from New Vegas:

'Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter'

'Don't worry sweetie - your granny knows how to be quiet!'

'Let me aim that for you next time' (after you score a perfect headshot - screw you, Boone)

'Ave. True to Caesar'

'Am I going to have to take that away from you?'

'When I got this assignment I was hoping there'd be more gambling'



Also.... we know by now that Navi is annoying so let's ignore her and think of some more interesting ones.

 

[katsumoto03]

Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch*


This is why I don't play a Gnome.

 

[Hisshiss]

As of recently? The fact that every frikkin attack in Dissidia has a line linked to it, 100% of the time. The worst one is Cloud's CLimhazzard attack, since hes yells "THERE!" every. Single. Time.

Every. Single. Time.

This is my average battle. There! There! There! Back off! There! Your through! There! There! Burn! Burn! There! ERGH.

Edit: Its actually not fair to say every attack has one, I just painfully remember the ones that do. OH! Terra when she uses blizzard in the air screams "GET AWAY!". Fucking. God. Dammit.

 

[KalosCast]

I'll see your New Vegas and raise "every N64/PS1 era game with an announcer"

 

[RatRace123]

Aight, some non overused, interesting ones:

"NEEEKO EEZ YAR CAHZIN!"
"Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some Calibrations"
"NEEKO, DO YOU WAHNT TO SEE SAHM BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES?"
"Assuming Direct Control!"
"Pay the Court a fine or serve your sentence"
"Assassino!"
"Murderer!"
"CAHZIN, DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOOT SAHM DARTS?"

 

[Hisshiss]

Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch*


This is why I don't play a Gnome.

Here there. Keep your feet on the ground. Nice tah meetya. Keep your feet on the ground, get on this gryphon your buying first of course, but THEN keep your feet on the ground.

Also..I am fury unrestrained.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

"Assassino!"

'Life expectancy? About five minutes, I'll wager!'

'Isn't that illegal?'

 

[CheesusCrust]

"Hero your will energy is low, watch that"
"Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?"

 

[OliverTwist72]

Anything Hope says in FFXIII. That's pretty much the only time I have actually yelled at someone in a video game to shut up.

Edit: Oh I just remembered:
"There are new missions on the .... bounty board!"
"Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!"

 

[Something Amyss]

NO YOU SHUT...Oh.

Aight, some non overused, interesting ones:

"NEEEKO EEZ YAR CAHZIN!"
"Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some Calibrations"
"NEEKO, DO YOU WAHNT TO SEE SAHM BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES?"
"Assuming Direct Control!"
"Pay the Court a fine or serve your sentence"
"Assassino!"
"Murderer!"
"CAHZIN, DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOOT SAHM DARTS?"

Every call from GTA IV could qualify.

 

[g_hughes]

'STOP! You violated the law!'

 

[Jaded Scribe]

Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch*


This is why I don't play a Gnome.

Humans say it as well. But yeah, the WoW racial greetings/goodbyes are awful.

Although it's been said not to mention her: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"


And any game with combat talk that occurs more than once every 30 seconds.

Edit: Oh, and the stupid NPCs in Fable II. I swear if Alex the Villager pesters me about engagement again, or those rotten little brats keep bothering me for an autograph, I'm just going to say screw my morality meter, take the saftey off and obliterate them all.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

Every single thing the goddamned black market vendor says in Just Cause 2. I can't hit the button to interrupt his cut scenes fast enough.

"Try not to break it now...ah, hell, who am I tryin' to fool?"

They're EXPLOSIVES, you redneck moron. They're SUPPOSED TO BREAK.

 

[darth.pixie]

"HAAAAAIL to ye!" NWN

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" Oblivion (this one still makes me cringe)

"Please, sir, have any money? No, you don't understand, I'm poor sir, the money! I'm poor and sick and hungry" ... Assassin's Creed.

 

[warm slurm]

She's not an NPC, per say, but omg Sarah from Star Ocean. I want to reach in the game and punch her every time she says ANYTHING.

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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP

 

[walls of cetepedes]

'Don't worry sweetie - your granny knows how to be quiet!'

That one got to my even more, as something broke, and she repeated it every 10 seconds, regardless of my stance.

Also,

Spoiler: Dead Money Minor spoiler

Its things like that that makes me put Christine as my favourite Companion. She can't phyically make a damn noise.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Spoiler: That doesn't work!

Spoiler: That doesn't work!

Spoiler: That doesn't work!

Spoiler: That doesn't work!

Seriously, if you're making a point-and-click adventure game you really want more than one audio file for uncompatible items. Especially in a world as random and illogical as Discworld - that game basically just boiled down to trial and error, which is not something you want if you hear that damn audio loop every time you click random inventory item A onto random scenery item B for the three hundredth time!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Every single thing the goddamned black market vendor says in Just Cause 2. I can't hit the button to interrupt his cut scenes fast enough.

"Try not to break it now...ah, hell, who am I tryin' to fool?"

They're EXPLOSIVES, you redneck moron. They're SUPPOSED TO BREAK.

On that bombshell...

'MAI NAYM EEES BOLO SANTOSEEEEEEE.'

Also: 'The Caesar has marked you for death' Legionary assassin

'BY THE GODS! There's a psychopath on the loose!' Imperial watchman

'Greetings sir or madam, how may I help you?' (Gun runner bot)

'YA SEE THAT HIND!!! WE'RE GONNA TAYKE IT!' Frank Woods

'Hey Scorpio! Get in!' Ular Boy/Reaper/Mafia-ripoffs

'Don't Worry, we will take care of this!' Panau Air Force

NO YOU SHUT...Oh.

Aight, some non overused, interesting ones:

"NEEEKO EEZ YAR CAHZIN!"
"Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some Calibrations"
"NEEKO, DO YOU WAHNT TO SEE SAHM BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES?"
"Assuming Direct Control!"
"Pay the Court a fine or serve your sentence"
"Assassino!"
"Murderer!"
"CAHZIN, DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOOT SAHM DARTS?"

Every call from GTA IV could qualify.

'HEY HEY, NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB *Kzzzt* Your steroid ridden loonie has suffered a critical break down. Please phone Mori to beat it back into shape.

 

[DustyDrB]

Overheard at every side-mission planet in Mass Effect: "I WILL DESTROY YOU! Go! Go! Go! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

 

[KalosCast]

"HAAAAAIL to ye!" NWN

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" Oblivion (this one still makes me cringe)

"Please, sir, have any money? No, you don't understand, I'm poor sir, the money! I'm poor and sick and hungry" ... Assassin's Creed.

The worst thing AssCreed2 ever did was putting a hard-cap on how many of them I could stab in the gut per mission.