'Shut up!'

[Ace of Spades]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR BUSINESS.

 

[superbatranger]

Every single thing the goddamned black market vendor says in Just Cause 2. I can't hit the button to interrupt his cut scenes fast enough.

"Try not to break it now...ah, hell, who am I tryin' to fool?"

They're EXPLOSIVES, you redneck moron. They're SUPPOSED TO BREAK.

My God, that laugh. It haunts me in my sleep.

 

[warm slurm]

She's not an NPC, per say, but omg Sarah from Star Ocean. I want to reach in the game and punch her every time she says ANYTHING.

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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP

Good god, i fucking hated that game. Never again will I fall for a Star Ocean game.

I enjoy the game enough, but the characters... well, less said about them, the better. The battle system is fun and the story would be interesting if cutscenes weren't so frequent (and not to mention that they seem to be around 30 minutes each, gag).

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch* Good day to you! *twitch*


This is why I don't play a Gnome.

My, you're a tall one!

Also, this:

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[irishstormtrooper]

"Assassino!"

'Life expectancy? About five minutes, I'll wager!'

'Isn't that illegal?'

"I've never seen a stranger man..."
Also, the Americans in Mercenaries 2.
"It's the Meeerc!"
"Whaats uuup?"
Oh, if only I could express how annoying they are with just text.

 

[Yureina]

A few of the NPC's in New Vegas got repetitive after a while. I guess that was also true for Fallout 3 as well, except that there seemed to be a bit more variety in NPC's and locations. In Vegas though, you run into the same types of NPC's all over the place, so you end up hearing those dialogue lines more often than is tolerable. I'd shoot them for it if I didn't want to reload my saves. >_>

 

[Hoboape]

Nico my Cousin...
Wanna go bowling

 

[northeast rower]

"This is the part where you fall down and BLEEEED to death!"

 

[joe90]

Wow! No mention of Ashley from resident evil 4 at all?
''LEON! HEEEEEEEELLP!''
''I'M CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN A F*CKIN' BEAR TRAP BEING ATTACKED BY A WOMAN WITH A PITCHFORK!''
''LEON! HEEEEEEEELLP!''

especially annoying as she is in the same game as the best NPC ever.
''stranger, stranger! now that's a weapon''

 

[SIXVI06-M]

I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

I was looking for that. The next S.T.A.L.K.E.R game, if the 100 Rads bar is in the game, they should allow us to punch him as an easter egg.

I SAID COME IN, DON'T JUST STAN- *K-POW*

also...
VHAT ARR YOU VHAITING FOR, VHAT DO YOU VHANT?, VHAT ARE YOU DEAF? COME ON STALKER VHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
VHAT ARR YOU VHAITING FOR, VHAT DO YOU VHANT?, VHAT ARE YOU DEAF? COME ON STALKER VHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
VHAT ARR YOU VHAITING FOR, VHAT DO YOU VHANT?, VHAT ARE YOU DEAF? COME ON STALKER VHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
VHAT ARR YOU VHAITING FOR, VHAT DO YOU VHANT?, VHAT ARE YOU DEAF? COME ON STALKER VHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
VHAT ARR YOU VHAITING FOR, VHAT DO YOU VHANT?, VHAT ARE YOU DEAF? COME ON STALKER VHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
VHAT ARR YOU VHAITING FOR, VHAT DO YOU VHANT?, VHAT ARE YOU DEAF? COME ON STALKER VHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?