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Sampsa

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I was banned for accidentaly killing a teen admin in Battlefield 1942. I was going to repair and rearm my BF109 in Battle of Brittain which requires fly by with low attitude and I didn't notice him standing there...
 

Varrdy

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See this is why I have always steered clear of online gaming - because it's full of TWATS!

I suffer fools, like you all have been describing, very badly indeed and would REALLY give them a reason to ban me if they pulled any of that shit. It's bad enough when airsofting and some git doesn't take their hits but, from what I can gather, online gaming is the domain of the uber-nerd who's only claim to being well-balanced is the fact they have equally big chips on both shoulders!

Thankfully I've not really fallen foul of overzealous mods or the folk who run combat games and get all pissy when someone kills them. I DO however like playing against people who are sat next to me with the other controller(s) in hand. If A kills B, B calls A a "bastard" but does so with a smile on his/her face and laughs. A may also laugh, although it's more of a "Muh-hah-haaaah!" kinda laugh.

I think the closest I got was being "disinvited" from a D+D session. I'd only gone along because someone begged me to "accompany" him to the session because he was relatively new and didn't want to be "picked on" by the experienced brigade. Surely not? Surely the brilliant unwashed masters of nerdism wouldn't pick on a noob?

Anyway they were all taking it WAYYYY to seriously. By that I mean, despite it being in someone's front room, most of them were in COSTUME! Anyway, because they were getting just a little bit TOO into it, I couldn't help but start playing the joker. Hell it was all in character, my character just so happened to be a bit of a lad, that's all.

Anyway I was SOOOO gutted when my friend was told not to bring me again.

Wardy
 

Stickwell

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I got kicked from a TF2 server pre-game for saying that I enjoyed playing RE5...
To them it was some sort of blasphemy.
 

Daft Sikes

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Got banned from a gaming channel on JTV when I asked a dude how far he was in Chrono Cross. The guy was a prick anyway. :p
 

imnot

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i was kicked from Garrys mod for filling a bath with dynamite then using thrusters to gide it towards some people, they where drawn to it like a moth to a candle...
 

Arcanite Ripper

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dududf said:
And I was banned from a ventrilo channel by singing moskau.


Last one was my bad.
Funny you say that. I got kicked out of one for singing "Rasputin".

OT: Best reason for being banned was during an online Age of Empires II match, where the host's single rule was "No rushing until twenty minutes have passed." Fair enough; I started to get my army together.

Ten minutes in he comes and attacks me with a decent-size army, that gets taken out mainly from the watchtowers I placed.

Was brought back to the online menu.

...
 

ottenni

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I got kicked from a TF2 server along with the entire team for winning. The whiny bastards didnt want to have to wait to build up and ubercharge or two so they just kicked us all. Poor poor effort on their behalf.
 

dududf

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Hubilub said:
dududf said:
Sinclose said:
dududf said:
I got banned for telling a lame knock knock joke on a forum.
You deserved it. /saracasm

No, seriously? Banned for telling a lame joke? o_O
Yeah

iirc the thread was about telling knock knock jokes, and my answer was.

"Knock knock.

Who's there?

I don't know."

Then banned.
Duuuuuuude. That joke sucked so bad that you deserved the ban
I literally meant I don't know.

As in I don't know any knock knock jokes @.@
 

ragestreet

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I was perma-banned from the official Gears 2 forums for "Trolling". Apparently pointing out a laggy game is laggy is trolling now.
 

MissPixxie

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I get kicked from TF2 servers all the time for

1) Being a girl
2) Being a sniper/medic that picks up intel
3) Going back a slightly longer route with the intel to avoid being caught
 

IamSofaKingRaw

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Got banned from psn for this <------ username.
I'm now known as HeavenlySnipesx (totally uncreative I know)
 

Outright Villainy

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Actually, I don't think I've ever been banned/kicked in game or even probated on a forum.
I guess I'm lucky, or just a goody too shoes.

Oh, and I tend to avoid servers full of idiots. Usually helps!
 

Swaki

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i was kicked from a game of TF for using my über on the pyro moving towards the capture point instead of on the host, apparently he was trying to get some achievement and he had totally told me.
 

Random Argument Man

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I was kicked out of a guild because I rolled a better number for an epic.

By kicked out, I mean spammed to death until the point of submission. The guild leader's version of kicked out.

EDIT: For saying that I only enjoyed Terminator 3 in the whole series during a DOTA match.

Note* Getting ready for that (Quote (345) with several WTF)