Simple steps to losing sanity?

[SnipErlite]

I nearly went insane today when I found out that my friend has lived a full 17 years without having ever heard of Iron Maiden.

The medieval torture device? That's not too surprising.

Went through a mild shock-amusement when I couldn't work out if you made a funny or not....

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Have a machine that beeps every seven seconds and lock you and the machine in a room.

Should take around three or so hours.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Wait for a global economical bully ramming to occur (oh sorry, I forgot-credit crunch. Alliteration always takes the edge off such topics), then, after ten years fairly solid work experience, go deal with the job centre. I swear to whatever deities may or may not be listening, if those drooling peons screw up my forms one more time the next anyone will be hearing from me is from the top of a government building screaming "I've just killed a man!" as searchlights play over my demented features. How the fuck am I unemployed and that bunch of unproffesional dickheads are still in paychecks?

 

[John Smyth]

Losing your sanity in three easy steps:

step 1: Open Necronomicon

step 2: Read Forbidden Words In The Forgotten Tongue of Sunken R'lyeh

step banana: IA! IA! CHTHULHU FHTAGN!

never

Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!

Come, come before Azathoth and kneel in awe

 

[lacktheknack]

OT: Erm how about...this!


I physically cannot listen the whole way through.

WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME OF MUSIC TODAY? GNAAAARFGH-

Errr eh? Regular screaming would make sense but....remind you? Sorry?

Sorry... I've encountered BrokeNCYDE and Millionares fairly recently... and this just brought back nightmares...

 

[diablomaki]

"settling down"

 

[The Only]

Seems sufficent enough.

I lasted 40 effing secondsxD

just try to comprehend the size of space.

Lasted the full 10. I knew having two younger siblings would come in handy some day.

Ok, 2 minutes for me. Oi, that is annoying...
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
I got a jar of dirt
AAAAHHHHHH! It's in my head!!!!! GET IT OUT!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!

is normal to like this? im on my second play

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Live through the shit I've lived through these last two years. Sent me round the bend; no reason it shouldn't do the same to you.

 

[Jzolr0708]

Seems sufficent enough.

Can't... go...ON!!!!

*FATALITY*


OT: Getting stuck on a particularly annoying part in a video game.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Lose it down the back of the sofa. Works every time.

 

[heyheysg]

Join a religion and believe in their most fantastic parts

 

[Macgyvercas]

Seems sufficent enough.

I lasted the full 10 minutes.

Where's my medal?

Screw the medal. I want a cookie!

OT: Trying to pinpoint exactly why Michael Atkinson, Keith Vaz, Jack Thompson, Frumpy Mom, and countless others are so ill informed and obtuse about video games is eroding what's left of my sanity

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Hmm elaborate things are nice but theres really no need for all that, if you live in america. 4 words:

Department of Motor Vehicles.

Truth. Also, a few more words to add on to that:

Some of the people who managed to get licenses from it.

Seems sufficient enough.

I could easily last the whole time, but I just don't have the patience to do it right now.

Also, I think being trapped in a room with no hope of escape would do it for me.

 

[pillagerromanman]

Iron whaaa.... jk

 

[TOGSolid]

Step One: Go to 4chan.
Step Two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Step Three: Realize that this is in the wrong forum
Step Four: Get a mod to move it to off topic.
Step Five: BANANA

 

[gbemery]

*CLICK* You could screw up *CLICK* the turn signal switch in your *CLICK,CLICK,CLICK* car to where all *CLICK* you hear is completely *CLICK,CLICK* random sets *CLICK,CLICK,CLICK,CLICK,CLICK* of clicking EVERYWHERE you *CLICK* drive...and no the radio doesn't *CLICK,CLICK* drown it out. You just have an extra *CLICK* beat with the music. I haven't been able to *CLICK,CLICK,CLICK* fix it yet but it is going to drive *CLICK,CLICK,CLICK* me insane! When I go to get it fixed I am going to run up to the mechanic, fall to my knees and scream, "MAKE THE CLICKING STOP!!!!"...*CLICK*

 

[KurtzGallahad]

40 hours playing call of cthulu with no sleep and anime tunes playin in the background
I only made 5 hours before I had to shut off the music

 

[Idlemessiah]

OD on Mickey Rooney's Crazy Pills!
OR
Stick thin bits of wire up your nose and try to make your brain short circuit.
OR
Listen to the Chips Challenge theme for 3 hours straight.

All solid ways to have you running in circles shouting "Nim Nim Nim Nim Nim!"

OR this:

40 hours playing call of cthulu with no sleep and anime tunes playin in the background
I only made 5 hours before I had to shut off the music

Anime noise optional.

 

[Rooster893]

I nearly went insane today when I found out that my friend has lived a full 17 years without having ever heard of Iron Maiden.

Just impossible... no one may live without the greatest metal band in the history of ever!