Simple wish you have right now.

[Mikeyfell]

A patch or something that would make Dragon Age 2 better.

But that's right up there with world peace I suppose


[HEADING=1]Attention everyone[/HEADING]

Look at this fucking Captha

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Something interesting to fucking do.

[HEADING=1]Attention everyone[/HEADING]

Look at this fucking Captha

Only one word matters in a Captcha, so you can safely assume it's the second one there. The other one is random scanned text that you're being asked to essentially perform OCR on using your brain. The "test words" underwent the same process and are the words with a high degree of agreement among users. Since there's nothing recognisable in the first word, agreement will never occur despite a large number of trials and the word will eventually get thrown out.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I wish the girl I liked were of the same religion. I've seen enough to know what a bad combination that is, even if we are great friends.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I would like one unlimited supply of happiness please.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

For Jesus's beard.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I want you to say a simple thing you want in life, first thing in your head. But nothing big like "world piece" or "a cure for a disease"

Love.

I want love, but it's impossible!
A man like me, so irresponsible...

 

[CleverCover]

I can bring back the light my parents had in their eyes when I got a full scholarship into a great school.

I'd do almost anything for that light again...

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

A non-suckish water heater

 

[Singularly Datarific]

For Jesus's beard.

Sorry, but evidence says otherwise.

 

[TheSuperiorXemnas]

I'd wish for Worgen to have tails in WoW...
Or for me to become a Worgen (Accent Included)

 

[bulbasaur765]

I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life while I'm still in college.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Sorry, but evidence says otherwise.

It can't be...!

 

[lucky_sharm]

The ability to control the flow of time all around me. Stopping time, rewinding or fast forwarding it, all that.

 

[Hippobatman]

First off, I wish that my first driving lesson, which is in two hours, goes smoothly.

Second, unlimited cola. Damn you, ZombieJoe!

 

[killcheese]

A blow job... no really, im txting a girl iv met once, and only once, who live two states away about blow jobs.

 

[rushgus]

A watch like Ben 10's but, makes a holographic keyboard to type in whatever superpower I wanted, auranteed solid career in whatever proffesion I pursued, the Iaoldabaoth mecha, and an enemy to fight

 

[OldRat]

... To be with her. I'm sorry if that sounds extremely corny.

Hey now, if that's corny, then "Please, let this work out" is right up there with it. And that's my first wish.

 

[Sandytimeman]

I just want my back to stop hurting. Seriously, getting old is not fun at all.

 

[Ajna]

I wish I was paid (handsomely) to test new video game hardware. And that it was always cool stuff.