Skills/abilities that you can't put on your CV/resume.

[twistedmic]

I can write backwards, meaning going from write to left and it can be read normally when look in in a mirror or read through the back of the paper.
Edit- I can also read upside-down and backwards.

Are you reading from Da Vinci's resume or can you actually do that?

I can actually do it. I started doing it in second grade but had to stop, for a while at least, when in made my teacher think I had dyslexia.
And I can read upside down and backwards, it just takes me longer than reading regularly.

 

[KillKill]

I can procrastinate like no one's business.

I'm with you on that. I just spent the last few hours putting off writing this comment...

 

[Saulkar]

I can burp really loud on command anytime with little delay!

 

[FilipJPhry]

I can sink a pitcher of beer in one shot.