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Jing the Bandit

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*slap*
Tim Burton, you son of a *****.
The Mad Hatter is crazy, but there is no way he's crazy enough to wear makeup.
Or use a broadsword.
Oh, and the people behind Duke Nukem Forever for being lazy bastards.
 

W00ty32

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Infinity Ward for IWnet, 60$ PC version, 15$ DLC, and general douchey "IWnet is so much better than Dedicated servers" attitude."

And Activison for everything that's come out of their mouths lately.
 

tobi the good boy

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Eukaryote said:
Note to Bethesda: do not make another Elder Scrolls game, you already fucked up with TESIV.
uhm progression is a good thing, and yes morrowind was better but its through trial and error we reach perfection, and morrowind was not perfection, close though.
 

DarkPanda XIII

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maxlurifax said:
World of Warcraft having every important antagonist from previous titles killed by "a group of adventurers"

Why did the night elves sacrifice their imortality to kill Archimonde in the first place when a FRIGGIN RAID GROUP COULD'VE DONE IT! (for epix)

*slap*
Yeah...I wasn't interested in playing, due to the fact that I'd get addicted just like that, and sadly I need the time to spend doing other things.

THEN I heard that, that they suddenly pulled every villain that could be named and placing them against 'you' the adventurer..I froze in place and decided to just ignore the existence of WoW. WoW players can keep it, but it's not for me
 

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Iklwa said:
Bethesda for having us pay an extra $50 for Fallout 3 expansions, then releasing it all in a "Game of the Year" Edition. *SLAP*

Again, for giving those of us who bought the expansions one by one "special avatar clothing" for our trouble. *SLAP* *SLAP*

While I'm at it, Microsoft for Xbox Live avatars. Bad bandwagon riders, bad! *SLAP*
Funniest thing I've heard all day, so true aswell haha. :)
 

Asehujiko

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Spirultima said:
In seriousness, Story was bad, Gameplay was a direct and shameless rip off of CoD4. And if can't think of a good game, just one good game, that means they aren't a good developer in my eyes. Nazi Zombies was good, don't get me wrong, hell sometimes i might play it if im in the right mood, but something like that shouldn't save a bad game from being bad, its like calling a murderer ok because he kills, but he leaves a joke afterwards.
How about you do a little bit of research into their situation before hating them for factors beyond their control.
-They had 10 months to make it, as opposed to the 3 years IW could work on CoD4.
-They were given a foreign engine with no documentation beyond a PR person calling their PR person a douchebag.
-They were not allowed to change anything significant from CoD4.

Acivision wants a WW2 mission pack for CoD4, Treyarch produces a WW2 mission pack for CoD4, else Treyarch employees are no longer employees.
 

rb26dett

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Daniel Armstrong said:
Gordon Freeman not talking, but somehow, he has a MIT - *slaappppp*
He could go Stephen Hawking on them



Anyway

Rockstar games *SLAP* PC and Console releases of GTA at the same time
Rockstar games *SLAP* *SLAP* That means DLC too!
Valve *SLAP* HALF *SLAP* LIFE *SLAP* 2 *SLAP* EPISODE *SLAP* THREE *SLAP*
 

BiscuitTrouser

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SamFancyPants252 said:
anyone who argues that the 360 is better than the PS3 in any other area than personal preference. *SLAP*
Fanboys "slap" who think "slap" their console "slap" is better "slap" just because "slap" they own it "slap".

They both have merit. Shush.

If i dont see episode 3 soon im going to pack a spring loaded hand into a box and send it to valve. "opens bo- SLAP"

Treyarch for taking out 5 DLCs that mean i cannot play online without them.
Bungie for doing this also (ODST did fix this but i needed to buy the game for gods sake)
Treyarch again for making THE LEAST FUN GAME ON VETERAN. Also for copying cod 4 shamelessly.
 

Tonimata

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Spirultima said:
Story was bad
Well yeah, it's what happens when God makes a race of megalomaniacal retards, gives them free will and invention capacity, and lets them loose upon the world. All I can say is he fucked up big time and laugh in his face.

As an aside note, I do share my feelings with you about Treyarch, they're hilariously bad and I will sooner be finished freezing hell over than they will make a good game. I just wanted to take the piss of the "Story is bad" comment. I hope you'll forgive me :p
 

Goldeneye103X2

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Just Cause 2. You can parachute, jump on cars, hang off them, hijack planes with a grappling hook..

sounds like fun, especially in multiplayer...

Theres no multiplayer.

WAAAAAAAAA??!!?
 

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-Bayonetta for how big the difference is between easy and normal difficulty, and for how painful it is to watch the gratuituos arse shots in every single frame. Also for whomever decided that a load screen is more interesting than the actual gameplay, because that's what I ended up watching for most of my time invested into that rubbish.

-EA for almost every single decision they have ever made in any game, butchering it for $$$ and making a product with 0 imagination and 0 support.

-Troika for ever going bust. Goddamn they made some great games. Along the same lines, publishers who push for deadlines and then ruin a release and destroy what could be an incredible game.

-Everybody involved in Duke Nukem Forever. Ironically the publishers should have slapped everyone there a long time ago and made them do some work rather than jerk off for a decade.

-Developers who release information 2 years in advance for when the game comes out! NO! Stop that. You're making me want it but I'm also bitter that it's so far away.