SLASHER INCOMING

[LetalisK]

I'll just throw my girlfriend at it and run.

 

[Aimless Flea]

All I've got is an acoustic guitar, but if that doesn't work, I'll dive out my window.

 

[Aimless Flea]

All I've got is an acoustic guitar, but if that doesn't work, I'll dive out my window.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Hmm...I have...a spoon.

Perfect.

 

[commodore96]

My roommate is black, so I would just walk out the door to my car

 

[Romidude]

Pfft, what's with all these people "I have a so and so gun", just go SAXTON HAAAALE! On his ass.

Fuckin' Team Fortress 2...

 

[ronnom 666]

Nerf gun, protect me!

 

[Yokai]

Baseball bat! Apply directly to spindly bits.

I'd just leap out the window, but it's a relatively small opening on the second floor with a drop to concrete, so I'd probably end up in near worse shape than if I'd just let the thing perforate me.

 

[gbemery]

well since I have a mossberg 500 I don't think it would be too difficult.

 

[theSovietConnection]

I'd probably die. Actually, I'd post this pie chart on here first-

Then I'd die.

I know they aren't zombies, but switch out "During a Zombie Apocalypse" with "When a Slasher Breaks Through Their Door" and you get the general idea.

 

[Layz92]

Hunting knife and a Softball bat (old school made of thick heavy steel).

 

[Laurie Barnes]

I have a small crowbar on my window sill for emergencies when I have to get out fast in case of fire. I also have a 5lbs hammer lying about from when I did the floors. Used separately I'm not sure they would do much, but used in tandem they might buy me enough time to get to the fire axes next to my fire place right outside the door to my room.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Go into garrage
Grab my dad's chainsaw
Yell "come at me bro!" as it bursts the door down.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Depends. If I'm with my family then it's getting parents and siblings into the car and away from the house. If I'm on my own in the house, I call the police, tell them someone broke into my home by wrecking the door, then I hide till the police show up

 

[Ninjat_126]

Pfft, what's with all these people "I have a so and so gun", just go SAXTON HAAAALE! On his ass.

Fuckin' Team Fortress 2...

Yes! With a cricket bat! And a copy of Deus Ex!

 

[Stormz]

I have a pack of Hershey's kisses...hope it likes chocolate.

 

[Absimilliard]

Two swords (one wakizashi and one viking-style longsword), several knives and statistically quite probably a cup of scolding coffee. Also a phone, seeing as this is probably one of those things that the police would like to know about...

 

[Bill Bread]

Pick up my armchair, try and hold it back while stabbing with a large vegetable knife.
I'm probably going to die.

 

[Harlemura]

Start charging up a hadoken.
With the useless crap I've got around me, I might as well, I'm not gonna win. Never know, might even work.

 

[Xyphon]

Spoiler: I shall use my Duke to crush the fucker's appendages!