Sleep Lightly

[Clairaudient]

I've had a long double shift day and am about to crash into bed. A thread about sleeping? You scoff, but that's okay, I've got the pillows.

So I ask you, if you could pull one prank, be it elaborate or simple, on any sleepy sleeping forum member you like, what would it be? I expect to wake up to many responses that will be tested on friends and family alike. Also on FeNinja.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Taping you to the ceiling.

The only way to exploit those un-lucid

 

[elffymon]

set their alarm clock to about 3 hours earlier than it really is. (and all the rest of the clocks in the house too) =P

 

[Knight Templar]

Set the house on fire.

 

[KefZ_X]

Sneak intotheir house, slit their throat, and post pictures of it to all the other half asleep Escapists so that they know what happens when they let me know they're tired. Bum bum bummmmmmm.

Good thing I don't sleep.

 

[jim_doki]

mail you to china

 

[Limos]

Seran wrap you to your bed.

 

[WTEricson]

T-bag

 

[Nazulu]

Satanic Ritual

 

[elffymon]

fill the room with beanbag filling! (up to the top of the door frame at least)

 

[dofuss.net]

Cover the bed in solid pornography and scream for their mum. This happened to me when I was 15... (a long time ago).

 

[KierzoSBC]

Just the usual.
Draw cocks all over their face, put their hands in a glass of water to make them piss themselves, put ciggarettes up their nose and light them etc.

 

[KefZ_X]

Lock the door.... From the inside, Its perfect.

 

[Shadowtek]

take a string and hang it just above their mouth and slowly drip concentrated laxative into their mouth. make sure to give them at least a triple dose to be sure off effectiveness. wake them up to a plate of fresh cooked sausage and eggs. mmmm

 

[Copter400]

Bum bum bummmmmmm.

Apparently, the 'Swanson will moon you.

 

[Mysten]

Stick duct tape over their eyebrows.

 

[Blayze]

If I hated them, I'd use laxative, Araldite and a buttplug.

If not, I'd get someone they were attracted to, and get them to climb into bed with them after they fall asleep.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

[WARNING!!! ONLY WORKS WHEN DUNK ASLEEP]

When they are coma'd out get a condom and put a little bit of whipped cream inside it. Then take some chocolate sauce and put it on the outside. Then pull down their pants and slap it on their butt. Punch it a few times so it really hurts when they wake up.

BEST.PRANK.EVER. yes i used ULTRACAPS because this prank is ULTRA