Slightly twisted things you find in games...

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T-004

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Resident Evil 4: When Saddler kills Luis with what(to all intents and purposes) looks like his penis!?!

I just found that to be majorly harsh, I mean he was annoying but nobody deserves to be ass-raped to death!
 

bassie302

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WoW for not only enslaving enough people to found a small country and having kitties carry swords and warhammers without any use, but also:

-being able to fire bows and guns under water
-being able to get stepped on by a 30 feet dinosaur, and suffer little to no damage
-being able to survive jumping of houses in full plate armor
-being able to stash up to 5 full sets of beforementioned plate armor in your bags
-being able to carry tons of ore and rocks without going a bit slower
-being able to, in my case, carry two horses, two ram-mounts, two gryphons, a rideable cat, two rideable elephants and a frikkin dragon all in one bag, and still have room for two shields, an axe and a stash of beer
-being able to fit nearly 5000 arrows in one quiver, without falling over
-being able to rip a hole through space and time and use it to teleport yourself or others all over the world.
-being able to sustain ten minutes of a huge demon beating at you with a truck-sized polearm without your armor completely smashed to pieces, instead of lightly damaged

I'm sure I can go on nearly endlessly, so this'll be it for now.
 

AngryMan

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Man_In_Gauze said:
Um, the jog is hardly indefinite.
He can jog indefinitely - his normal movement speed is a jogging pace, and he can keep going forever at that speed. What you're thinking of is the sprint.
 

Erana

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The mere fact that early adventure game programmers program in messages for "Kiss *insert person/place/thing here*"
Seriously. Why would you program a different message for kissing -every- corpse in the game?
 

Bodb

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Silent Hill Origins. Travis asks what the fuck is going on once. Once. Forget all the crazy shit going on everywhere,Travis gets more bothered about the *SPOILER* creepy hospital guy railing his love interest *END SPOILER* than he is about everything else in the entire game. Of course, this could be chalked up to the bad voice acting/writing, but can you really mess up that badly?
 

Neflame

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What about killing hundreds of evil teddy bears in Conker's Bad Fur Day? I think that counts a twisted. Then again, that whole damn game was pretty twisted.
 

Nettacki

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Any action game with ragdoll-physics can be considered "twisted," not just literally of course, but also in terms of how you can position those ragdoll corpses...
 

Tanthalos

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The propensity in Naruto: Ninja Destiny for the DS to have very finishing move that directly strikes an opponent strike them in the groin regardless of the opponent's position, height or gender.
 

scoHish

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I always thought Pokemon was twisted...
"Hey guys! Lets go capture animals and make 'um beat the ba-jesus out of eachother instead of fist fighting like normal people!"
 

Bamcrash

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The clown boss guy in Dead Rising. he strapped childrens corpses to a roller coaster and started juggling chainsaws. he can take about 200 uzi rounds and fights like crazy. also, in Halo 3 i ripped off a grunts breath thingy and he didn't react to it AT ALL.
 

Bamcrash

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oh and rainbow six vegas, u can set guys on fire and they scream... and scream... and scream.