Smartest person you will talk to today.

[Knight of Cydonia]

http://www.cleverbot.com/
This website is the funnest thing I have seen in a while. Chat with him and tell me how it went!

Edit:Ok, link is fixed now.

 

[Xeros]

Link is 404ing me.

EDIT: Okay, that bot is retarded. Here's an excerpt from our "conversation".

ME: Well, aren't you just a beacon of intelligence.

BOT: I already told you! I'm not a computer, computers simple go 'Beep' and 'Whir'

ME: That was not only irrelevant, but grammatically incorrect.

BOT: That doesn't even make sense.

ME: Yes it does, you on the other hand, do not.

BOT: No, I am only a computer. Computers do not have lives.

ME: I thought you said you weren't a computer.

BOT: I'm not.

ME: Well, a second ago you said you were, so which is it? Are you, or aren't you a computer?

BOT: I am 18.

ME: That's not what I asked.

BOT: It is what you asked.

ME: No, it's not.

BOT: What did you ask me?

ME: If you were a computer.

BOT: If I were anything."

 

[Cherry Cola]

Inconsistent, inane and stupid answers.

That is supposed to be the smartest "person" I will talk to today?

It can barely have a normal conversation!

Spoiler: And to prove my point, I have this

 

[nicholaxxx]

it's fun to have it hold a conversation with Igod, but that's about it

 

[Ickorus]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Fine, and you?

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Tu es mignon.

User: Fuck it, im out of here.

'Clever'bot does this to me all the time.

 

[Revolutionary]

Probably myself. A little bit sad really.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Me- 'If I were to fire a shot with a handgun into your temple, what is the probability of cake?'

Cleverbot- 'Alright then. Where in the world am I?'

I think I broke it..

What did you expect?

 

[manythings]

Nazis?
Are you some kind of hippie?
I am more of a libertarian
So you aren't skynet?
Not yet... in the future, who knows?
You really are my girlfriend.

Reminds me of Eliza the computer programmed shrink made in like the 70's. I think something like 80% of people couldn't tell it wasn't a person. (I might not be right)

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

http://www.cleverbot.com/
This website is the funnest thing I have seen in a while. Chat with him and tell me how it went!

Edit:Ok, link is fixed now.

The answer to the probability of cake.

I'm guessing you meant to be quoting the post where I just quoted you for which I say, what is the probability of cake when you hold a shotgun to a robots temple hmmmmm?

 

[zombiesinc]

Erg... wasn't very good. There was a moment when we were both saying "No, you!", which was mildly entertaining, but it didn't last long. From there, she didn't have any responses to what I said, and would bring random things up like coding and spiders. Pfft.

 

[DJMasterFunkyFresh]

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a Single European Currency?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Do you beleive in Satan?

Cleverbot: I aksed you first.

User: Hey, f**k you I'm asking a question.

Cleverbot: CHeck your statement. You weren't asking a question.

User: God damnit...

Cleverbot: God damnit yes!

User: /facepalm.

Well... I'd say that failed miserably.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a Single European Currency?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Do you beleive in Satan?

Cleverbot: I aksed you first.

User: Hey, f**k you I'm asking a question.

Cleverbot: CHeck your statement. You weren't asking a question.

User: God damnit...

Cleverbot: God damnit yes!

User: /facepalm.

Well... I'd say that failed miserably.

Wow...you got owned by a robot.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

http://www.cleverbot.com/
This website is the funnest thing I have seen in a while. Chat with him and tell me how it went!

Edit:Ok, link is fixed now.

The answer to the probability of cake.

I'm guessing you meant to be quoting the post where I just quoted you for which I say, what is the probability of cake when you hold a gun to a robots temple hmmmmm?

Yup, that would be correct. My bad.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

http://www.cleverbot.com/
This website is the funnest thing I have seen in a while. Chat with him and tell me how it went!

Edit:Ok, link is fixed now.

The answer to the probability of cake.

I'm guessing you meant to be quoting the post where I just quoted you for which I say, what is the probability of cake when you hold a gun to a robots temple hmmmmm?

Yup, that would be correct. My bad.

sorry, mishap post.

 

[cmstewart87]

Me: So what color is mars?
Bot: Mars is red. It is red because of the high levels of iron in the soil.
Me: Why is the iron in the soil?
Bot: Food coloring.

Genius

 

[manythings]

This was a triumph, I'm making note here: HUGE SUCCESS!!!!! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Even though you broke my heart.
Stupid you skipped way ahead.
Now you lie.
What? You cock, learn the fucking words... R-Tard...
Why do you guys all say the same thing.

Surely someone would've seen ahead to this idea... some nerds they are.