Smartest person you will talk to today.

[Girl With One Eye]

Cleverbot: Where do doughnuts actually originate from?
User: U tell me.
Cleverbot: I've asked about the names of your parents and you answered that you don't know the rules of cricket. It doesn't make a sense.
User: both my parents are dead
Cleverbot: Well, good for them;I mean ha, your parents are dead.

wow

 

[arcticphoenix95]

User: Qaljdshflkjhlakjshflkjashdfl.

Cleverbot: *worships you*.

User: Yay! I have a worshiper!!

Cleverbot: What is the worst joke you know?

User: Silence! Bow before me worshiper!

Cleverbot: Yes Master *bows before you*.

User: Fetch me some tea. I grow thirsty.

Cleverbot: Yes master. *gets you tea*.

I made him my worshiper!!

me too!!