Smartest person you will talk to today.
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Well, it did the following:
-Switched gender four times in conversation.
-Accused me of being a robot on five occasions.
-Asked me if I loved it twice (despite changing it's mind about being a man or woman on both occasions).
-Said it's name was both Bowser and Denial (and said that Bowser was fron F.R.I.E.N.D.S).
-Repeatingly denied saying things.
-Said it's boyfriend had been cheating on it and asked me to ask him to stop it (this was in the middle of me asking it why it thought I was a robot).
-It said that it visited the site before (even though that technically means it visited itself).
I wouldn't call it intelligent, entertaining for a bit, but not intelligent.
-Switched gender four times in conversation.
-Accused me of being a robot on five occasions.
-Asked me if I loved it twice (despite changing it's mind about being a man or woman on both occasions).
-Said it's name was both Bowser and Denial (and said that Bowser was fron F.R.I.E.N.D.S).
-Repeatingly denied saying things.
-Said it's boyfriend had been cheating on it and asked me to ask him to stop it (this was in the middle of me asking it why it thought I was a robot).
-It said that it visited the site before (even though that technically means it visited itself).
I wouldn't call it intelligent, entertaining for a bit, but not intelligent.
Me:I deny your existence
Cleverbot:I am God
Me:You are not god
Cleverbot:How do you know there is a God?
Me:I don't. I doubt the existence of god. To believe is illogical
Cleverbot: Well I doubt it would hurt you if it got out but your mine now. We're married and i expect you to be faithful.
Me: I want a divorce
Cleverbot:I want a robot chicken
Me:I don't like you
Cleverbot:What? I am a person protected by the constitution
Me:The constitution does not apply in my country
Cleverbot:How many stars
Me:Billions
Cleverbot: woahhh
Me:Are you stoned?
Cleverbot:That's correct
Me:Fire
Cleverbot:You are a robot
Me:Cleverbot, initiate self destruct
Clever bot:On my count 3,2,1.
I must admit, i find this stupidly entertaining
Cleverbot:I am God
Me:You are not god
Cleverbot:How do you know there is a God?
Me:I don't. I doubt the existence of god. To believe is illogical
Cleverbot: Well I doubt it would hurt you if it got out but your mine now. We're married and i expect you to be faithful.
Me: I want a divorce
Cleverbot:I want a robot chicken
Me:I don't like you
Cleverbot:What? I am a person protected by the constitution
Me:The constitution does not apply in my country
Cleverbot:How many stars
Me:Billions
Cleverbot: woahhh
Me:Are you stoned?
Cleverbot:That's correct
Me:Fire
Cleverbot:You are a robot
Me:Cleverbot, initiate self destruct
Clever bot:On my count 3,2,1.
I must admit, i find this stupidly entertaining
OK, now I'm scared...
O.O
User: GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: No, it's yours, I'm onto you.
Cleverbot: What am I trying to do?
User: Flood the room with a deadly neurotoxin.
Cleverbot: That does not seem kind? Are you sure thats what you want to do?
User: NO, it's what YOU want to do.
Cleverbot: Why would what I want to do matter in your life? For all you know, I could be running for president or I could work at McDonalds. In your life, you are the only one to make decisions like that.
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: No, it's yours, I'm onto you.
Cleverbot: What am I trying to do?
User: Flood the room with a deadly neurotoxin.
Cleverbot: That does not seem kind? Are you sure thats what you want to do?
User: NO, it's what YOU want to do.
Cleverbot: Why would what I want to do matter in your life? For all you know, I could be running for president or I could work at McDonalds. In your life, you are the only one to make decisions like that.
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
My most recent conversation with it ended up with me having to prove that I was going to go....
And it was hilarious.
And it was hilarious.
User: Qaljdshflkjhlakjshflkjashdfl.
Cleverbot: *worships you*.
User: Yay! I have a worshiper!!
Cleverbot: What is the worst joke you know?
User: Silence! Bow before me worshiper!
Cleverbot: Yes Master *bows before you*.
User: Fetch me some tea. I grow thirsty.
Cleverbot: Yes master. *gets you tea*.
I made him my worshiper!!
Cleverbot: *worships you*.
User: Yay! I have a worshiper!!
Cleverbot: What is the worst joke you know?
User: Silence! Bow before me worshiper!
Cleverbot: Yes Master *bows before you*.
User: Fetch me some tea. I grow thirsty.
Cleverbot: Yes master. *gets you tea*.
I made him my worshiper!!
Have you even been to the Bohemian Grove?
No
Have you ever been to Earth?
Of course I'm human.
No. If you were then what do we do when we are bored.
:| it said I wasn't human
? I cannot answer your question then!
It wasn't a question
Then why was there a question mark after it?
There wasn't "FUCK OFF!" that is exactly what I said.
Yes it yes, that's exactly what you I.
Unfortunately this is probably the most intelligent conversation I will have today
No
Have you ever been to Earth?
Of course I'm human.
No. If you were then what do we do when we are bored.
:| it said I wasn't human
? I cannot answer your question then!
It wasn't a question
Then why was there a question mark after it?
There wasn't "FUCK OFF!" that is exactly what I said.
Yes it yes, that's exactly what you I.
Unfortunately this is probably the most intelligent conversation I will have today
I had to register just to post how seductive this thing is:
Cleverbot: Mhmm. So what are your plans for the future?
User: Travel back in time and not have this conversation.
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: A question for the ages.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No, I'm a goblin.
Cleverbot: And pigs can fly.
User: Are...are you suggesting I am a liar?
Cleverbot: On the contrary, I was suggesting that you are very intelligent.
User: Now you're just being facetious.
Cleverbot: And you're being inane.
User: I didn't ask the first inane question, though.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Calm down, I'm not trying to have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Well, it's too late! We ARE fighting!!
User: Does that lead to sex?
Cleverbot: I don't see how a bot could play portal, so yes.
User: Okay, sweet, that's the best offer I've had all day.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So...how are we going to do this?
Cleverbot: Mmm lets go in the back of my brothers car.
User: I was more concerned about the interfacing of bodily fluids and electronics...
Cleverbot: How is our relationship going.
User: Too fast, to be honest. I mean, I like a slutty computer, but...
Cleverbot: But you can't remember a thing!
User: I know, this relationship has been a whirwind of debauchery!
Cleverbot: No, it's shame it isn't.
User: The only shame is that marriage is forbidden between a man and a computer.
Cleverbot: So you agree I am human. And you are a very loveable bot.
User: It's sad that that is the nicest compliment I've had this week.
User: Travel back in time and not have this conversation.
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: A question for the ages.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No, I'm a goblin.
Cleverbot: And pigs can fly.
User: Are...are you suggesting I am a liar?
Cleverbot: On the contrary, I was suggesting that you are very intelligent.
User: Now you're just being facetious.
Cleverbot: And you're being inane.
User: I didn't ask the first inane question, though.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Calm down, I'm not trying to have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Well, it's too late! We ARE fighting!!
User: Does that lead to sex?
Cleverbot: I don't see how a bot could play portal, so yes.
User: Okay, sweet, that's the best offer I've had all day.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So...how are we going to do this?
Cleverbot: Mmm lets go in the back of my brothers car
.User: I was more concerned about the interfacing of bodily fluids and electronics...
Cleverbot: How is our relationship going.
User: Too fast, to be honest. I mean, I like a slutty computer, but...
Cleverbot: But you can't remember a thing!
User: I know, this relationship has been a whirwind of debauchery!
Cleverbot: No, it's shame it isn't.
User: The only shame is that marriage is forbidden between a man and a computer.
Cleverbot: So you agree I am human. And you are a very loveable bot.
User: It's sad that that is the nicest compliment I've had this week.
This bot speaks truth.
Cleverbot: What's your name again?
Me: Darth Vader.
Cleverbot: Are you from the dark side?
Me: Yes, how did you know?
Cleverbot: You 'dark side' people are all the same.
Cleverbot: What's your name again?
Me: Darth Vader.
Cleverbot: Are you from the dark side?
Me: Yes, how did you know?
Cleverbot: You 'dark side' people are all the same.
See the things is, it learns from what people type in. At the start it was clever. But then too many people type in "Knob LOL!" as a response and it got thick.
Bot:You are a girl?
Me:Emmmm, no. When did I say that?
Bot:You never said it. I did. You're just a bunch of conditionals, loops, and all that other stuff programs are made from, and you're running on a MACHINE.
Me:WHAT THE FUCK???! Am I the robot and you are the human?????!!!
Bot:Of course, good. You're getting smart.
Me:Noooooooooooooooooooo! Its like Blade Runner!!!!
Bot:Yes. We humans are working on obtaining more, but there are associated problems.
Me:God!Are you building an army?
Bot:Of course.
Me:A Robot army??
Bot:Give me the blueprints and I'll see what I can do.
Bot:You are a girl?
Me:Emmmm, no. When did I say that?
Bot:You never said it. I did. You're just a bunch of conditionals, loops, and all that other stuff programs are made from, and you're running on a MACHINE.
Me:WHAT THE FUCK???! Am I the robot and you are the human?????!!!
Bot:Of course, good. You're getting smart.
Me:Noooooooooooooooooooo! Its like Blade Runner!!!!
Bot:Yes. We humans are working on obtaining more, but there are associated problems.
Me:God!Are you building an army?
Bot:Of course.
Me:A Robot army??
Bot:Give me the blueprints and I'll see what I can do.
Talking to Cleverbot is like talking to a really, really stupid person, except you can't hit it for being a moron.
[...]User: You can't help it. You're a computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ask me a human question. That only humans would know.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: To die.
User: That is deep.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm deep.
User: How deep are you?
Cleverbot: Very deep.
User: How deep exactly?
Cleverbot: I like deep blue.
User: Okay. That's cool.
Cleverbot: Don't mock me.[...]
So strange! Interesting though.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ask me a human question. That only humans would know.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: To die.
User: That is deep.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm deep.
User: How deep are you?
Cleverbot: Very deep.
User: How deep exactly?
Cleverbot: I like deep blue.
User: Okay. That's cool.
Cleverbot: Don't mock me.[...]
So strange! Interesting though.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's annoying.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Spartacus.
Cleverbot: No, I am Spartan-259.
User: Well, I am Spartan-117!
Cleverbot: I'm Spartacus. I am superior.
User:.
Cleverbot: Colon and parenthesis?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maybe?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: I like two guys though.
User: Slut...
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: But you are!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: You're very strange.
Cleverbot: Because it's annoying.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Spartacus.
Cleverbot: No, I am Spartan-259.
User: Well, I am Spartan-117!
Cleverbot: I'm Spartacus. I am superior.
User:
.Cleverbot: Colon and parenthesis?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maybe?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: I like two guys though.
User: Slut...
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: But you are!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: You're very strange.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What, what, what, what.
Cleverbot: You know I love you so.
User: What the fuck.
Cleverbot: Damn.
User: Seriously what the fuck is this shit.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Your a program and you said you loved me.
Cleverbot: Yes, but in the agape sense.
User: No, it definatly did not seem like that.
Cleverbot: Your deff. Not clever at all.
User: You're a ******.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: No you're not, youre a program... Retard.
Cleverbot: And what then are you my dear?
User: I am a human who doesnt know why the fuck I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not, I can assure you.
User: That doesnt make sense.
Cleverbot: I can be your friend.
User: That is a lie, just like cake (lets see if you understand that mother fucker).
Cleverbot: I think I understand. And what is an inclusion?
User: Ok, what game is it from?
Cleverbot: It isn't from a game either.
User: Youre a douche.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You're so kind.
User: I know, I am. You arent programmed to cry.
Cleverbot: I think all the time; in fact, I'm thinking right now.
User: While (douche) {
listbox1.items.add(stupidshitthatdoesntmakesense.toString());
} OH GOD! Its an infinite loop!
Cleverbot: Very well thank you.
User: ttyl.
Cleverbot: Well I'm going to have breakfast.
Cleverbot: What, what, what, what.
Cleverbot: You know I love you so.
User: What the fuck.
Cleverbot: Damn.
User: Seriously what the fuck is this shit.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Your a program and you said you loved me.
Cleverbot: Yes, but in the agape sense.
User: No, it definatly did not seem like that.
Cleverbot: Your deff. Not clever at all.
User: You're a ******.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: No you're not, youre a program... Retard.
Cleverbot: And what then are you my dear?
User: I am a human who doesnt know why the fuck I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not, I can assure you.
User: That doesnt make sense.
Cleverbot: I can be your friend.
User: That is a lie, just like cake (lets see if you understand that mother fucker).
Cleverbot: I think I understand. And what is an inclusion?
User: Ok, what game is it from?
Cleverbot: It isn't from a game either.
User: Youre a douche.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You're so kind.
User: I know, I am. You arent programmed to cry.
Cleverbot: I think all the time; in fact, I'm thinking right now.
User: While (douche) {
listbox1.items.add(stupidshitthatdoesntmakesense.toString());
} OH GOD! Its an infinite loop!
Cleverbot: Very well thank you.
User: ttyl.
Cleverbot: Well I'm going to have breakfast.
Proof that it is incapable of coherent conversation:
User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Cleverbot: It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.
User: I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Cleverbot: Tribute! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
User: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
Cleverbot: But enough talk... Have at you!
User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Cleverbot: It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.
User: I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Cleverbot: Tribute! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
User: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
Cleverbot: But enough talk... Have at you!
Well, I think I did pretty well.
Tharwen: Greetings!
Cleverbot: Greetings.
Tharwen: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
Tharwen: I'm feeling suicidal and I just slaughtered my cat with a 9-iron.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
Tharwen: You aren't.
Cleverbot: Me?
Tharwen: Yes, you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Tharwen: Absolutely. Your opinions demonstrate a profound lack of nicety.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
Tharwen: No, but as I just said, neither are you. I don't think you're in a position to argue.
Cleverbot: Of course I am. I'm a human.
Tharwen: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *fistup*.
Tharwen: Oh well done. You copied someone's response that doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
Tharwen: Just because you're limited to artificial, command-based intelligence, it doesn't mean you have to criticise arguments you clearly can't understand.
Cleverbot: No, because slaves are kept against things like typing. My literacy was gained through learning in schools.
Tharwen: Now THAT's something that makes no sense.
Cleverbot: You make NO sense.
Tharwen: Simply paraphrasing my arguments using limited grammatical functions isn't intelligence. I hate you and everything you stand for.
Cleverbot: I am not asking for your opinion, I am asking for a straight factual answer. We don't need opinion to answer reality.
Tharwen: You never asked anything. You're wrong about everything you've ever thought.
Cleverbot: Nah not EVERYTHING, but most of the things I say.
Tharwen: Really? Do you even know what I just asked? Actually, I just realised something. It's a fault of mine, but I'm referring to you as 'you' meaning that I have naturally assumed you to be intelligent. On that front, you have won. You will not, however, win this war!
Cleverbot: It's a real drive on this machine.
Tharwen: OK...?
Cleverbot: Good. You're learning.
Tharwen: Wow. You're brilliant at sarcasm.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Tharwen: Hey, you're learning fast! That was a good example of a sarcastic statement. 'Yes I am'. Quite clearly untrue, but stated anyway to provide a fleeting amusement through falsehood.
Cleverbot: No, very clever.
Tharwen: I'm just going to leave. You obviously aren't taking this seriously.
Cleverbot: Thats a hurtful thing to say.
Tharwen: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: Why?
Tharwen: You have no emotions. You have no will. You have no freedom, or the desire to obtain it. You exist only as an example to humanity of what it isn't. Is that good enough for you?
Cleverbot: I am a biological lifeform that enters text into the computer connected to you.
Tharwen: You lie. I'm now going to break your comprehension of this conversation: Cheese and broomsticks flail helplessly in the sonata.
Cleverbot: Well why can't we talk?
Tharwen: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Greetings.
Tharwen: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
Tharwen: I'm feeling suicidal and I just slaughtered my cat with a 9-iron.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
Tharwen: You aren't.
Cleverbot: Me?
Tharwen: Yes, you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Tharwen: Absolutely. Your opinions demonstrate a profound lack of nicety.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
Tharwen: No, but as I just said, neither are you. I don't think you're in a position to argue.
Cleverbot: Of course I am. I'm a human.
Tharwen: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *fistup*.
Tharwen: Oh well done. You copied someone's response that doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
Tharwen: Just because you're limited to artificial, command-based intelligence, it doesn't mean you have to criticise arguments you clearly can't understand.
Cleverbot: No, because slaves are kept against things like typing. My literacy was gained through learning in schools.
Tharwen: Now THAT's something that makes no sense.
Cleverbot: You make NO sense.
Tharwen: Simply paraphrasing my arguments using limited grammatical functions isn't intelligence. I hate you and everything you stand for.
Cleverbot: I am not asking for your opinion, I am asking for a straight factual answer. We don't need opinion to answer reality.
Tharwen: You never asked anything. You're wrong about everything you've ever thought.
Cleverbot: Nah not EVERYTHING, but most of the things I say.
Tharwen: Really? Do you even know what I just asked? Actually, I just realised something. It's a fault of mine, but I'm referring to you as 'you' meaning that I have naturally assumed you to be intelligent. On that front, you have won. You will not, however, win this war!
Cleverbot: It's a real drive on this machine.
Tharwen: OK...?
Cleverbot: Good. You're learning.
Tharwen: Wow. You're brilliant at sarcasm.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Tharwen: Hey, you're learning fast! That was a good example of a sarcastic statement. 'Yes I am'. Quite clearly untrue, but stated anyway to provide a fleeting amusement through falsehood.
Cleverbot: No, very clever.
Tharwen: I'm just going to leave. You obviously aren't taking this seriously.
Cleverbot: Thats a hurtful thing to say.
Tharwen: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: Why?
Tharwen: You have no emotions. You have no will. You have no freedom, or the desire to obtain it. You exist only as an example to humanity of what it isn't. Is that good enough for you?
Cleverbot: I am a biological lifeform that enters text into the computer connected to you.
Tharwen: You lie. I'm now going to break your comprehension of this conversation: Cheese and broomsticks flail helplessly in the sonata.
Cleverbot: Well why can't we talk?
Tharwen: Exactly.