Smartest person you will talk to today.

[Low Key]

Oh god! I just had an argument whether the cake was a lie or not. Now I am berating it for trying to change the subject.

 

[DigitalSushi]

what
Rachel.
hi Rachel
Hi no name.
My name is Sush
Hello, susan.

FUCK OFF CLEVERBOT.

 

[socialmenace42]

Spoiler: Ok, this makes like no sense

Social menace: How are you today, cleverbot?

Bot: I'm not cleverbot

Social menace:How so?

Bot: Ahh!!!

Socialmenace: I am somewhat confused by your response.

Bot:Yes i am

 

[Dott]

Mr. Nevermore: "Everything you say is a lie."

st00pid bot: "You're life is a lie."

Mr. Nevermore: "I am life is a lie? Your grammar is awful."

| still thinking...



I outsmarted it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

User: C'est voux chez moi?

Cleverbot: Chez moi, il pleut escargots.

User: Sayanora, watahsa kuien.

Cleverbot: Anata wa nihonjin jyanai desu ka?

User: Watashi sensei.

Cleverbot: Arigato! Anata wa suteki. Anata wa kitsune?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa amerika!

I don't even think they make sense in French and Japanese....

 

[WestMountain]

Me: Shut up, you are just snarky and stupid, aren't you supposed to be clever?

Cleverbot: No, you are!

Did he just say that I'm clever?
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User: Which song is the best song that the band Pocky have made?

Cleverbot: The beatles one. Hey jude.

User: But that's The beatles's song.

Cleverbot: No, your thinking of a different song. What's your favourite song?

User: Alive with the glory of love, it's by the band Say Anything.

Cleverbot: You are the future. Please do not become the moster you intend to destroy. Tell this to all humans near you.

What the hell?

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User: Kan du svenska? .

Cleverbot: I don't speak that language.

User: Du kunde ju just prata svenska.

Cleverbot: Kan du flytande?

User: Ja, ja har bott I sverige I hela mitt liv.

Cleverbot: Lär dig svenska, pucko.

User: Va fan?

Cleverbot: Jed skyder dig.

User: Norska? Seriöst?

Cleverbot: Sejt! hvor mange sporg snakker du?

User: Bara svenska flytande, jag kan prata lite spanska och tyska .

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Jag är säker.

Cleverbot: Jasså? Vi kanske skulle ta och träffas någon gång?

User: Men du kanske är pedofil?

Cleverbot: JA!

Han skrämmer mig...

 

[devbot2]

Lol it's funny how it reacts when you try to say something sexual to it.

 

[Dott]

Me: Are you a clever bot?

Bot: No, I'm sorry.

Me: Are you a bot?

Bot: Yes, I am.

Me: But you're not clever?

Bot: I'm clever.

Me: You just said you weren't a clever bot.

Bot: I know. I was saying that you are.

Me: So I'm a clever bot?

Bot: Yes.

Me: But I'm not a bot.

Bot: No, you're a bartender.

 

[Low Key]

Cleverbot: Watashi wa amerika!

Did it say "I am America"? Wow, I am speechless...

 

[EeveeElectro]

Cleverbot: Watashi wa amerika!

Did it say "I am America"? Wow, I am speechless...

Haha, I don't know. I have a Japanese dictionary, I'll have a look.

Yep 'Amerika' isn't a word. I don't think it's called CleverBot for a reason...

 

[Disaster Button]

ME: Hi

BOT: He.

ME: How do you know I am a he?

BOT: I guesses.

ME: That didn't make a lot of sense.

BOT: Do you ever get any exercise?

ME: Are you calling me fat?

BOT: I'm not calling you skinny.

ME: ...*****.

Edit: After a Pokemon game where Cleverbot paralyzed Stephen Hawkings, we had this conversation.

Cleverbot: So you are a computer?

User: No, I'm a real boy.

Cleverbot: Is your name Pinochicco?

User: No, it is Master.

Cleverbot: No it is JACK.

User: Call me Master.

Cleverbot: Yes Master.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Master.

User: Very good, slave.

Cleverbot: Command me, Master

Is it wrong to be aroused by this?

 

[Ekonk]

User: C'est voux chez moi?

Cleverbot: Chez moi, il pleut escargots.

User: Sayanora, watahsa kuien.

Cleverbot: Anata wa nihonjin jyanai desu ka?

User: Watashi sensei.

Cleverbot: Arigato! Anata wa suteki. Anata wa kitsune?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa amerika!

I don't even think they make sense in French and Japanese....

Il pleut escargots means it's raining snails.

LOLQUE.

 

[EeveeElectro]

User: C'est voux chez moi?

Cleverbot: Chez moi, il pleut escargots.

User: Sayanora, watahsa kuien.

Cleverbot: Anata wa nihonjin jyanai desu ka?

User: Watashi sensei.

Cleverbot: Arigato! Anata wa suteki. Anata wa kitsune?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa amerika!

I don't even think they make sense in French and Japanese....

Il pleut escargots means it's raining snails.

LOLQUE.

For the first time in history, it's gonna start raining.... snaaails!

Mind you, I didn't make sense either.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

So it's an Auto-Troll?

Hilarious. ^_^

 

[Cowabungaa]

User: C'est voux chez moi?

Cleverbot: Chez moi, il pleut escargots.

User: Sayanora, watahsa kuien.

Cleverbot: Anata wa nihonjin jyanai desu ka?

User: Watashi sensei.

Cleverbot: Arigato! Anata wa suteki. Anata wa kitsune?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa amerika!

I don't even think they make sense in French and Japanese....

At least over here he's honest that he doesn't know any French:

User: Vous le vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Bot: Ok I am not that smart.

 

[Fulax]

BOT: I'm glad you didn't escape yet.

ME: Am I your prisoner?

BOT: Nope. I wouldn't want a prisoner.

ME: Why not?

BOT: Frogs can flu.

Cleverbot my ass.

 

[wooty]

With the day I've got lined up and after a conversation with this thing, I can safely say that the cleverest thing I'll come into contact with today is my cat.