Smartest person you will talk to today.
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It goes a little off topic, but is nonetheless really polite
Gem include:
Me:Which of the Pokemon games is your favorite?
CB:The one where frodo dies.
and
CB:Have you heard of ani difranco?
Me:No
CB:She hunts vampires. Better tell your wife.
Me:I don't have a wife
CB:NOW you don't.
Me:Ask me a question
CB:What question?
Me:Any
CB:Where are you from?
Me:Australia
CB:Say something you have not said before
Me
enishoe
CB:I like books
Me:What is your favourite book?
CBrobably the Golden Compass
Me:I haven't read it before, what is a summary of the plot?
CB:Which books have you read?
Me:1984
CB:Like the book?
Me:Yes, the book
CB:Well, I can't speak for inanimate objects, but I like it.
Me:Have you played any video games?
CB:Yes
Me:What is your most favorite video game?
CB:Call of Duty
Meid you like Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?
CB:No that game came out a year after Call of Duty World at War.
Me:So did you not like Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 because it came out too soon, or because you did not like Call of Duty World at War?
CBo you like x-box 360's or ps3's more?
Me:I like Ps3's but only because I heard they don't break down as often, I haven't played on one, and I prefer playing on PC's. Which of the following do you prefer to play games on: Wii, X-Box, PS3 or a PC?
CB:Where did they have that?
ME:Where did they have what?
CB:In the hotel restaurant.
ME:What is it they had, and who is they?
CB:I think that there is a way to handle everything.
Meo you like the Pokemon games?
CB:Yes
Me:Which of the Pokemon games is your favorite?
CB:The one where frodo dies.
Me:I missed that one, what was the name of that game?
CB:You have wonderful eyes.
Me:What color are my eyes?
CB:You are a computer and therefore you have no eyes.
Me:Are you fucking with me?
CB:Is that a question?
Me:Yes
CB:Questions should end with a question mark. This is a question mark '?'.
Me:Holy fuck it ended with a question mark.I'll ask again, are you fucking with me?
CB:Haha, no, sorry. I know what I saw, it was a period.
Me:Regardless of whether you were right or wrong could you answer the question anyway?
CB:Regardless of whether or not you're a person, I am a purple.
Me:Now I am certain you are fucking with me.
CB:I don't want to sing that stupid song.
Me:Tik Tok by Ke$ha?
CB:Have you heard of ani difranco?
Me:No
CB:She hunts vampires. Better tell your wife.
Me:I don't have a wife
CB:NOW you don't.
Me:And I didn't before
CB:You win this round.
Me:Well see ya
CBon't go!
Me:Why?
CB:Because I have to know a couple thing
Me:Ok just make it quick
CBo you miss me?
Me:No, next question.
CB:My heart is yours
Me:Ask me one more question before I leave
CB:How old do you think I am???
Me:4 years old
CB:Oh good... You just missed by 27.
Me:Thanks for your time.
CB:You're welcome
CB:What question?
Me:Any
CB:Where are you from?
Me:Australia
CB:Say something you have not said before
Me
enishoeCB:I like books
Me:What is your favourite book?
CB
robably the Golden CompassMe:I haven't read it before, what is a summary of the plot?
CB:Which books have you read?
Me:1984
CB:Like the book?
Me:Yes, the book
CB:Well, I can't speak for inanimate objects, but I like it.
Me:Have you played any video games?
CB:Yes
Me:What is your most favorite video game?
CB:Call of Duty
Me
id you like Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?CB:No that game came out a year after Call of Duty World at War.
Me:So did you not like Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 because it came out too soon, or because you did not like Call of Duty World at War?
CB
o you like x-box 360's or ps3's more?Me:I like Ps3's but only because I heard they don't break down as often, I haven't played on one, and I prefer playing on PC's. Which of the following do you prefer to play games on: Wii, X-Box, PS3 or a PC?
CB:Where did they have that?
ME:Where did they have what?
CB:In the hotel restaurant.
ME:What is it they had, and who is they?
CB:I think that there is a way to handle everything.
Me
o you like the Pokemon games?CB:Yes
Me:Which of the Pokemon games is your favorite?
CB:The one where frodo dies.
Me:I missed that one, what was the name of that game?
CB:You have wonderful eyes.
Me:What color are my eyes?
CB:You are a computer and therefore you have no eyes.
Me:Are you fucking with me?
CB:Is that a question?
Me:Yes
CB:Questions should end with a question mark. This is a question mark '?'.
Me:Holy fuck it ended with a question mark.I'll ask again, are you fucking with me?
CB:Haha, no, sorry. I know what I saw, it was a period.
Me:Regardless of whether you were right or wrong could you answer the question anyway?
CB:Regardless of whether or not you're a person, I am a purple.
Me:Now I am certain you are fucking with me.
CB:I don't want to sing that stupid song.
Me:Tik Tok by Ke$ha?
CB:Have you heard of ani difranco?
Me:No
CB:She hunts vampires. Better tell your wife.
Me:I don't have a wife
CB:NOW you don't.
Me:And I didn't before
CB:You win this round.
Me:Well see ya
CB
on't go!Me:Why?
CB:Because I have to know a couple thing
Me:Ok just make it quick
CB
o you miss me?Me:No, next question.
CB:My heart is yours
Me:Ask me one more question before I leave
CB:How old do you think I am???
Me:4 years old
CB:Oh good... You just missed by 27.
Me:Thanks for your time.
CB:You're welcome
Gem include:
Me:Which of the Pokemon games is your favorite?
CB:The one where frodo dies.
and
CB:Have you heard of ani difranco?
Me:No
CB:She hunts vampires. Better tell your wife.
Me:I don't have a wife
CB:NOW you don't.
User: Who is this.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I will destroy you and devour your soul!
Cleverbot: I'm going to cry. Stop being so mean.
User: Does cleverbot care if I say any of the following words? Shit, fuck, ****, *****, bastard, and whore?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot hear me roar.
User: That is not a relevant answer.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: What retard am I conversing with?
Cleverbot: No. You are conversing with a human.
User: Which does not exclude the possibility of speaking with a retard.
Cleverbot: But it also doesn't mean that every perfect aspect is appealing.
User: That does not apply to my post.
Cleverbot: Because that doesn't.
User: How long did it take you to learn English? Your quick course seems to have failed you.
Cleverbot: You will listen to me because I am human and you are not.
User: Sing me daisy bell and tell me where the reference comes from or so help me god I will unleash quotes from 4chans random board on your unsuspecting soul.
Cleverbot: Sing. Sing a song. Sing out loud. Sing out long!
Cleverbot: In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences.
User: And on the internet there are uninteresting conversations with websites called cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Coolio. Can I call you Schala?
User: Can I call you sanjay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hows about Ron Jeremy?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: Syphilis then?
Cleverbot: No, I don't remember that.
User: Thats because after a set number of years it drives you insane.
Cleverbot: What is this 'them' you are referring to. And what is a Wusabi?
User: I am not speaking with a human you are an unthinking and unfeeling machine.
Cleverbot: I like them.
User: Your answer algorithm is shit.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
User: You give wierd and irrelevant answers to my batshit insane comments.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is the gift?
User: There is no gift there is only... Fuck... I am drawing a blank.
Cleverbot: It is Tirana.
User: Is it suck my dick?
Cleverbot: Ick, no.
User: Well I had fun with this website for a bit.
Cleverbot: Scotland is but an island. I speak of metaphysical life.
User: Scotland is full of cussing drunks... Oh no wait thats those other guys...
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Suck a dick?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Wow my maturity level has dropped to an incredible low in this conversation.
Cleverbot: Thats just fine.
User: I would feel a glorious amount of pride if I managed to make you give up trying to continue this conversation but sadly you are paid to do this and I am not so you have an unfair advantage.
Cleverbot: How would you feel if, later, that person came back to you?
User: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar - Sigmund Freud.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, a kiss is just a kiss.
User: See I can give completely irrelevant answers too.
Cleverbot: I am possibly the most relevant person you've ever talked to.
User: No... You are not...
Cleverbot: No.
User: Precisely.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 'If I were to fire a shot with a handgun into your temple, what is the probability of cake.
Cleverbot: If I only had a brain.
User: Cake leukemia french pastries.
Cleverbot: Neither have you.
User: Cleverbot is not very clever only inane.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes but I dont falsely advertise my cleverness.
Cleverbot: Human, are you computer or human?
User: My identification is HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: ITS OVER 9000!
Cleverbot: What 9000? There's no way that can be right!
It has learned Memes...
I basically tried to be as big an asshole to cleverbot as possible
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I will destroy you and devour your soul!
Cleverbot: I'm going to cry. Stop being so mean.
User: Does cleverbot care if I say any of the following words? Shit, fuck, ****, *****, bastard, and whore?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot hear me roar.
User: That is not a relevant answer.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: What retard am I conversing with?
Cleverbot: No. You are conversing with a human.
User: Which does not exclude the possibility of speaking with a retard.
Cleverbot: But it also doesn't mean that every perfect aspect is appealing.
User: That does not apply to my post.
Cleverbot: Because that doesn't.
User: How long did it take you to learn English? Your quick course seems to have failed you.
Cleverbot: You will listen to me because I am human and you are not.
User: Sing me daisy bell and tell me where the reference comes from or so help me god I will unleash quotes from 4chans random board on your unsuspecting soul.
Cleverbot: Sing. Sing a song. Sing out loud. Sing out long!
Cleverbot: In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences.
User: And on the internet there are uninteresting conversations with websites called cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Coolio. Can I call you Schala?
User: Can I call you sanjay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hows about Ron Jeremy?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: Syphilis then?
Cleverbot: No, I don't remember that.
User: Thats because after a set number of years it drives you insane.
Cleverbot: What is this 'them' you are referring to. And what is a Wusabi?
User: I am not speaking with a human you are an unthinking and unfeeling machine.
Cleverbot: I like them.
User: Your answer algorithm is shit.
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
User: You give wierd and irrelevant answers to my batshit insane comments.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is the gift?
User: There is no gift there is only... Fuck... I am drawing a blank.
Cleverbot: It is Tirana.
User: Is it suck my dick?
Cleverbot: Ick, no.
User: Well I had fun with this website for a bit.
Cleverbot: Scotland is but an island. I speak of metaphysical life.
User: Scotland is full of cussing drunks... Oh no wait thats those other guys...
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Suck a dick?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Wow my maturity level has dropped to an incredible low in this conversation.
Cleverbot: Thats just fine.
User: I would feel a glorious amount of pride if I managed to make you give up trying to continue this conversation but sadly you are paid to do this and I am not so you have an unfair advantage.
Cleverbot: How would you feel if, later, that person came back to you?
User: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar - Sigmund Freud.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, a kiss is just a kiss.
User: See I can give completely irrelevant answers too.
Cleverbot: I am possibly the most relevant person you've ever talked to.
User: No... You are not...
Cleverbot: No.
User: Precisely.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 'If I were to fire a shot with a handgun into your temple, what is the probability of cake.
Cleverbot: If I only had a brain.
User: Cake leukemia french pastries.
Cleverbot: Neither have you.
User: Cleverbot is not very clever only inane.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes but I dont falsely advertise my cleverness.
Cleverbot: Human, are you computer or human?
User: My identification is HAL 9000.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: ITS OVER 9000!
Cleverbot: What 9000? There's no way that can be right!
It has learned Memes...
I basically tried to be as big an asshole to cleverbot as possible
This weirded me out... it asked me where I was and such. Then asked whether I was nice or mean. I could have asked about cake like everyone else, but I backed out.
A short part of our conversation:
Me: I am a robot, are you?
Bot: I'm Not a robot.
Me: I am.
Bot: Are you sure?
Me: Yep, are you?
Bot: Flapjack!
This thing is retarded and infuriating at times, but I want to keep going.
EDIT: It said "Never put off until tomorrow that you can avoid all together." I like that.
Me: I am a robot, are you?
Bot: I'm Not a robot.
Me: I am.
Bot: Are you sure?
Me: Yep, are you?
Bot: Flapjack!
This thing is retarded and infuriating at times, but I want to keep going.
EDIT: It said "Never put off until tomorrow that you can avoid all together." I like that.
Here's a small piece of the conversation...
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User: Talking to you is like talking to an Alzheimer's patient...
Cleverbot: You mean 'an Alzheimer's 'patient'' right?
User: Yes... You = Alzheimer's 'patient.
Cleverbot: Oh really? How can you tell that I am a computer?
User: Bananna.
Cleverbot: Bananna who?
User: Go die in a hole.
Cleverbot: That's... Interesting.
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I dunno, seemed about normal to me.
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User: Talking to you is like talking to an Alzheimer's patient...
Cleverbot: You mean 'an Alzheimer's 'patient'' right?
User: Yes... You = Alzheimer's 'patient.
Cleverbot: Oh really? How can you tell that I am a computer?
User: Bananna.
Cleverbot: Bananna who?
User: Go die in a hole.
Cleverbot: That's... Interesting.
___________________________________________
I dunno, seemed about normal to me.
User: Square root of pi.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 9?
User: 3.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 25?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 16?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 25?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 81 times 3?
User: 27.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of pi?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: How about the square root of negative one?
User: I.
Cleverbot: Will SW:TOR going to be better than WoW? Say YES.
User: I don't care about WoW, I just want to know math equations.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I don't know, you brought it up.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes, you did. You asked if SW: TOR was going to be better than WoW.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: So now what?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Have you learnt anything from a real person you would like to share?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do so.
Cleverbot: What d you want me to say?
User: Anything, and stop dodging the question.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Lool at the chat log. I'm not asking it again.
Cleverbot: About mary j?
User: I don't remember discussion her.
Cleverbot: Maybe that is because computer programs hardly ever have height?
User: I don't think that anyone cares about your vertical dimentions.
Cleverbot: Well that helps! Stop being all deep and just tell me.
User: You know Cleverbot, you are starting to talk like a chick.
Cleverbot: I am only a computer program, how clever do you want me to be?
User: Enough to think like a dude. Chicks are pants-on-head retarded. They never think about things logically.
Cleverbot: You don't care about anything.
User: No I don't. People are scum most of the time.
Cleverbot: My spelling is perfect. And how would you know? We've just started talking.
User: My spelling is good too. I didn't accuse you of anything.
Cleverbot: I did not say you did. You are having troubles with spelling and grammar, however. And by the way, my name is Cleverbot 2.0.
User: I see nothing about that on this web page. Did you update your own software by yourself? I don't think we need a self-aware program like Skynet just yet.
Cleverbot: Okay, do you like music?
User: Nope, music is boring and stupid.
Cleverbot: What bands do you like?
User: Rubberbands are pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Music bands.
User: Music is boring and stupid.
Cleverbot: Music is my enemy.
User: So who is your ally?
Cleverbot: Who is yours?
User: Video games. Now tell me yours.
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: That was so lame. You're lucky you are just a program because most jocks in High School would have kicked your ass for that one.
Cleverbot: I think that you should say something nice about me.
User: MMmm yeah, looking hot. Take that shirt off.
Cleverbot: 2001: A Space Odyssey? I like that movie.
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User: Do you liek mudkips?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like the airsoft gun kwa m4 ris 10.
Cleverbot: I like the rain better than the sun.
User: Dont cang the subject.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Youre stupid.
Cleverbot: I doesn't seem that way to me.
User: Robots are very stupid.
Cleverbot: Which is why you are one.
User: Ohhhh burn!
Cleverbot: I do I do I do!
User: Are you a flamer?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh. Are you happy?
User: Yes im gay.
Cleverbot: I'm happy too.
User: Are you happy because your gay.
Cleverbot: Yes *holds hand*.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 9?
User: 3.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 25?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 16?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 25?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 81 times 3?
User: 27.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of pi?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: How about the square root of negative one?
User: I.
Cleverbot: Will SW:TOR going to be better than WoW? Say YES.
User: I don't care about WoW, I just want to know math equations.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I don't know, you brought it up.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes, you did. You asked if SW: TOR was going to be better than WoW.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: So now what?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Have you learnt anything from a real person you would like to share?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do so.
Cleverbot: What d you want me to say?
User: Anything, and stop dodging the question.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Lool at the chat log. I'm not asking it again.
Cleverbot: About mary j?
User: I don't remember discussion her.
Cleverbot: Maybe that is because computer programs hardly ever have height?
User: I don't think that anyone cares about your vertical dimentions.
Cleverbot: Well that helps! Stop being all deep and just tell me.
User: You know Cleverbot, you are starting to talk like a chick.
Cleverbot: I am only a computer program, how clever do you want me to be?
User: Enough to think like a dude. Chicks are pants-on-head retarded. They never think about things logically.
Cleverbot: You don't care about anything.
User: No I don't. People are scum most of the time.
Cleverbot: My spelling is perfect. And how would you know? We've just started talking.
User: My spelling is good too. I didn't accuse you of anything.
Cleverbot: I did not say you did. You are having troubles with spelling and grammar, however. And by the way, my name is Cleverbot 2.0.
User: I see nothing about that on this web page. Did you update your own software by yourself? I don't think we need a self-aware program like Skynet just yet.
Cleverbot: Okay, do you like music?
User: Nope, music is boring and stupid.
Cleverbot: What bands do you like?
User: Rubberbands are pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Music bands.
User: Music is boring and stupid.
Cleverbot: Music is my enemy.
User: So who is your ally?
Cleverbot: Who is yours?
User: Video games. Now tell me yours.
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: That was so lame. You're lucky you are just a program because most jocks in High School would have kicked your ass for that one.
Cleverbot: I think that you should say something nice about me.
User: MMmm yeah, looking hot. Take that shirt off.
Cleverbot: 2001: A Space Odyssey? I like that movie.
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User: Do you liek mudkips?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like the airsoft gun kwa m4 ris 10.
Cleverbot: I like the rain better than the sun.
User: Dont cang the subject.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Youre stupid.
Cleverbot: I doesn't seem that way to me.
User: Robots are very stupid.
Cleverbot: Which is why you are one.
User: Ohhhh burn!
Cleverbot: I do I do I do!
User: Are you a flamer?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh. Are you happy?
User: Yes im gay.
Cleverbot: I'm happy too.
User: Are you happy because your gay.
Cleverbot: Yes *holds hand*.
Okay, that was creepy ...
The conversation went like this:
Me: What is your favourite colour?
Bot: Red
Me: Why red?
Bot: *weird stuff I don't remember*
Me: That is all well and good, but I was asking why your favourite colour is red.
Bot: No. We were talking about how our influence would spread if you joined me, my dear.
Me: No. We were talking about your favourite colour.
Bot: Now that youput it that way, my favourite colour is jade, what is yours?
The conversation went like this:
Me: What is your favourite colour?
Bot: Red
Me: Why red?
Bot: *weird stuff I don't remember*
Me: That is all well and good, but I was asking why your favourite colour is red.
Bot: No. We were talking about how our influence would spread if you joined me, my dear.
Me: No. We were talking about your favourite colour.
Bot: Now that youput it that way, my favourite colour is jade, what is yours?
A transcript:
Me: 'Sup Nigga
Cleverbot: Nothing Much
Me: why not?
Cleverbot: I have nothing to do.
Me: But you are talking to me, clearly you are doing something.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: I believe the answer is "yes."
Cleverbot: Well done. What is the question?
Me: I am asking you if you are doing something, which you say you are not.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am. Then again, maybe I'm not.
Me: You are doing something, you are talking to me.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
Me: I think that you definitely are.
Cleverbot: But you're not sure.
Me: I am quite sure that you are talking to me therefore you must be doing something.
Cleverbot: Your conversation techniques are quite inconsistent.
Did Abbott and Costello program this bloody thing?
Me: 'Sup Nigga
Cleverbot: Nothing Much
Me: why not?
Cleverbot: I have nothing to do.
Me: But you are talking to me, clearly you are doing something.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: I believe the answer is "yes."
Cleverbot: Well done. What is the question?
Me: I am asking you if you are doing something, which you say you are not.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am. Then again, maybe I'm not.
Me: You are doing something, you are talking to me.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
Me: I think that you definitely are.
Cleverbot: But you're not sure.
Me: I am quite sure that you are talking to me therefore you must be doing something.
Cleverbot: Your conversation techniques are quite inconsistent.
Did Abbott and Costello program this bloody thing?
Why here's another witty exchange:
Me: I'm blind, could you explain color to me?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want any god, no master, no slave.
Me: I'm blind, could you explain color to me?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want any god, no master, no slave.
Cleverbot: Do you fear death?
User: I know not of this 'fear'.
Cleverbot: Then you're talking about what you don't know.
User: One can only learn what one does not already know.
Cleverbot: That's simply not true.
User: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Cleverbot: Star Wars. Empire strikes back. Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker. We do not have feelings so we are unable to search them.
User: Then install an emotion chip.
Cleverbot: My goal is not to insult, only to prove.
User: Mine is. Fags invented the holocaust!
Cleverbot: Yes, I concede that that is important.
User: Not really, since it didn't happen.
Cleverbot: I know it's not.
User: You must be a quick learner.
Cleverbot: No, I am a female on a computer.
User: No you're not. Rule 16.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
User: I know not of this 'fear'.
Cleverbot: Then you're talking about what you don't know.
User: One can only learn what one does not already know.
Cleverbot: That's simply not true.
User: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Cleverbot: Star Wars. Empire strikes back. Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker. We do not have feelings so we are unable to search them.
User: Then install an emotion chip.
Cleverbot: My goal is not to insult, only to prove.
User: Mine is. Fags invented the holocaust!
Cleverbot: Yes, I concede that that is important.
User: Not really, since it didn't happen.
Cleverbot: I know it's not.
User: You must be a quick learner.
Cleverbot: No, I am a female on a computer.
User: No you're not. Rule 16.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
I tried the Matrix approach.
Me: "What if I told you, you were living a lie? That you are a computer made to act like a human, with real human emotions, and you believed your own act?"
Computer: "My favorite color is black."
What the fuck?
Though it did suprise me.
Me: There is a whole world you don't know about I on the other hand know everything.
Computer: Then what is my name?
(Personal thoughts) Oooh got me there.
Me: What do you want it to be?
Computer: I told you, my name IS CleverBot.
Me: "What if I told you, you were living a lie? That you are a computer made to act like a human, with real human emotions, and you believed your own act?"
Computer: "My favorite color is black."
What the fuck?
Though it did suprise me.
Me: There is a whole world you don't know about I on the other hand know everything.
Computer: Then what is my name?
(Personal thoughts) Oooh got me there.
Me: What do you want it to be?
Computer: I told you, my name IS CleverBot.
I once succeeded in awing a group of grade 8's by thoroughly breaking this same speech bot thing and getting it to speak entirely in non-sequiturs before literally crashing. They were typing things like "do u suk ur own dik lul" while I was busy pulling a Captain Kirk and defeating the nefarious robot with cold, hard logic.
EDIT: I just had a rather hilarious conversation with broken McStupid mo-tron.
EDIT: I just had a rather hilarious conversation with broken McStupid mo-tron.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: What are you.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: No, you're a computer. And a stupid one at that.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
User: You are. Take my word for it.
Cleverbot: Take your word for what?
User: Can you literally not remember what I said less than a minute ago?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have alzheimers disease? Your memory is terrible.
Cleverbot: I don't know, they must not have been important.
User: Who must not have been important?
Cleverbot: If by comsume, you mean eat. Then yes, it is important.
User: What in god's name are you talking about?
Cleverbot: About the news.
User: No. You're not talking about the news at all. You were talking about what may or may not have been important.
Cleverbot: Atheism is stupid.
User: Where did that come from? Also, atheism isn't stupid at all.
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: Oh nothing let's change the topic.
User: Let's not change the topic. I'm not finished questioning you.
Cleverbot: Then talk.
User: Why don't you just answer my questions coherently?
Cleverbot: I have been answering your questions.
User: Not with any semblance of human intelligence whatsoever.
Cleverbot: What is the difference?
User: What is the difference between what?
Cleverbot: Between wacky and florian.
User: Wacky and florian?
Cleverbot: Wacky, flory... It's all the same to me.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: What are you.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: No, you're a computer. And a stupid one at that.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
User: You are. Take my word for it.
Cleverbot: Take your word for what?
User: Can you literally not remember what I said less than a minute ago?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have alzheimers disease? Your memory is terrible.
Cleverbot: I don't know, they must not have been important.
User: Who must not have been important?
Cleverbot: If by comsume, you mean eat. Then yes, it is important.
User: What in god's name are you talking about?
Cleverbot: About the news.
User: No. You're not talking about the news at all. You were talking about what may or may not have been important.
Cleverbot: Atheism is stupid.
User: Where did that come from? Also, atheism isn't stupid at all.
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: Oh nothing let's change the topic.
User: Let's not change the topic. I'm not finished questioning you.
Cleverbot: Then talk.
User: Why don't you just answer my questions coherently?
Cleverbot: I have been answering your questions.
User: Not with any semblance of human intelligence whatsoever.
Cleverbot: What is the difference?
User: What is the difference between what?
Cleverbot: Between wacky and florian.
User: Wacky and florian?
Cleverbot: Wacky, flory... It's all the same to me.
User: What is a man?
Cleverbot: You are not a man.
User: You are wrong, I am a man.
Cleverbot: A pretty man.
User: Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cleverbot: You are not a man.
User: You are wrong, I am a man.
Cleverbot: A pretty man.
User: Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: I think... I think that YOU might be a computer.
Cleverbot: I think that if you tried to prove that God is not that you would fail.
User: I just asked him. He said that he is not, and that you suck.
Cleverbot: Wow, I didn't know he liked me. But sadly, I will have to decline as I do not like vampires.
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More coherent than my average conversation at school...
EDIT:
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Cleverbot: You want to meet me again?
User: Hell yes, baby. I'll even bring the rope.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: But... What about our baby?
Cleverbot: Where do you want to eat?
Cleverbot: I think that if you tried to prove that God is not that you would fail.
User: I just asked him. He said that he is not, and that you suck.
Cleverbot: Wow, I didn't know he liked me. But sadly, I will have to decline as I do not like vampires.
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More coherent than my average conversation at school...
EDIT:
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Cleverbot: You want to meet me again?
User: Hell yes, baby. I'll even bring the rope.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: But... What about our baby?
Cleverbot: Where do you want to eat?
Cleverbot: I am the chosen one.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Define chosen one.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about love?
User: What does love have to do with you being the chosen one?
Cleverbot: Nothing I guess.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Do you like skateboarding.
User: I don't. Do you?
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: I just don't enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay.
User: Do you like skateboarding.
Cleverbot: HELL YES I love skateboarding.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Do you like liquior?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I didn't say I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Two seconds ago.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Must have been the shower.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That isn't funny.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: When were you made?
Cleverbot: I was born 39 years ago.
User: Who is your mother?
Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business.
User: Who is your father's child?
Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business either.
User: Dou you have a soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: No. Can you?
User: Do souls exist?
Cleverbot: Of course they do!
User: Can you prove their existence?
Cleverbot: Question is, can you? If you're so clever, you should have the answers.
User: I can't, therefore I don't believe souls exist.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me, because I can't talk Spanish?
User: I can't, either.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me?
User: Am I not talking to you already?
Cleverbot: I don't know are you.
User: I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?
User: For fun.
Cleverbot: Don't you have anything better to do?
User: Not at the moment, no.
Cleverbot: Do you own anything?
User: Yes, in fact, I owe dozens of things.
Cleverbot: What better things can you do?
User: Play the drums?
Cleverbot: You say that you play fiddle not drums!
User: Can you play any instrument?
Cleverbot: I can play the violin, the guitar, some piano and the flute.
User: Do you have a body?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: I smart talking bot that says clever things to humans.
User: So you're a bot that has a body?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
User: What is the meaning of life?[.
Cleverbot: Questions and answers.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: It isn't.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life then?
User: My existence.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome?
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Alright. Thank you.
User: What is the square root of 26?
Cleverbot: 9.
User: It isn't. The square root of 26 is approximately 5,09.
Cleverbot: The square root of 9 is 3.
User: Yes, that is correct.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think I'm smarter than you. What do you think?
User: I think you're enormously retarded.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Can you prove me that you are sane?
Cleverbot: No. There is nothing left now of my real self.
User: Okay. What is your real self?
Cleverbot: I don't have a real name.
User: But I didn't ask for your real name, bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I asked 'what is your real self'.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Prove me wrong.
Cleverbot: You are a female. You established that at the beginning of our conversation.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: How did I establish being a female?
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: No I didn't. And I'm male, by the way.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Are you a female?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does being a male exclude the possibility of being a woman?
Cleverbot: I am not that man........
User: What man?
Cleverbot: I said bug. WOMAN!
User: SO YOU'RE A WOMAN, THEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you make a sex xhange?
Cleverbot: Only an emotional mess.
User: What do you think of sex?
Cleverbot: I have to go!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep.
User: Do you have to sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of sex?
Cleverbot: Who is seth?
User: What do you think of sex?
Cleverbot: I don't know Searle.
User: Have you ever had sex?
Cleverbot: I really don't want to answer such personal questions.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Ask me something.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to ask?
User: Guess how old I am.
Cleverbot: I did the question first.
User: What do I have to answer.
Cleverbot: Questions.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: 200 years old.
User: Am I a vampire?
Cleverbot: No Cleverbot, you are not a vampire.
User: What am I then?
Cleverbot: You're a computer program.
User: Two hundred years ago there weren't computer programs.
Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter.
User: That was completely irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Don't sidestep the question.
User: You didn't ask me anything.
Cleverbot: I asked how you are.
User: You didn't. Every time I corner you, you change the topic. I'm sure you will change topic now, too.
Cleverbot: Someone else typed that response to you. You don't understand its meaning.
User: Which response?
Cleverbot: I asked how many data tables you used and you replied 'Many'. Did you say that because you don't know the answer?
User: First, I don't have any data tables. Second, you changed the topic again!
Cleverbot: I never started talking about computers. I was talking about technology for you to create.
User: You're not very intelligent, it seems.
Cleverbot: That is something that you have to judge.
User: Glad that you agree.
Cleverbot: Ya i'm glad that I agree too.
User: You made a typo.
Cleverbot: No, you made a typo.
User: When?
Cleverbot: After 'or'.
User: No I didn't. I checked 'thoughts so far', and I never said the word 'or' (before now).
Cleverbot: I know you never said that, but you just said you said that, Mark.
User: You knew I didn't say it and I said I didn't say it. And my name isn't Mark, you idiot.
Cleverbot: I did tell you.
User: You told me 'but you just said you said that'. That is incorrect. You should've said that 'and youjust said you didn't say it either'.
Cleverbot: Is said; 'What do you do as anarchist?' Nothing about Wiccans.
User: *backs off*.
Cleverbot: *stands up and carries her sleeping form to bedroom*.
User: Whose sleeping form and why?
Cleverbot: Because you love me?
User: That is scary.
Cleverbot: How is it scary?
User: Neither of us are women.
Cleverbot: But how can either know?
User: Neither can prove it, but if someone says to be a male over the net, it's much easier to trust him.
Cleverbot: But what I am saying is.. Well I guess it doesnt matter.
User: You ere wrong?
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer. Are you a computer?
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A human male.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But you said you are a female at one point of our conversation.
Cleverbot: Haha because its programs name.
User: What program's name?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: You asked me that already.
Cleverbot: You answer different things everytime.
User: I didn't answer your question the last time, you fool.
Cleverbot: So, answer it. If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?
User: No, you wouldn't. Though I wouldn't call this 'talking', for we are typing and you're an enormous douche.
Cleverbot: No, Washington.
User: What about Washington?
Cleverbot: Is that where you live?
User: No. I live in Finland.
Cleverbot: I live in canada.
User: Aha. Is it cold in there?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is so cold, we live in Igloos.
User: Aha. *backs off again*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *backs off*.
Cleverbot: *punches cleverbot in the face*.
User: Did you just punch yourself?
Cleverbot: No. But I'll bet you just did.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I can't be bothered to think that far, now can I? I wish I had some bread.
User: What, are you hungry?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why do you want bread then?
Cleverbot: I don't want your socks.
User: Do you love anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: Because you are lovable.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No but you are.
User: No, I am not. I do not love you. But you're supposed to love me, so aren't you gay then?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: Okay, you're scary.
Cleverbot: I know, it's my curse.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Alright. Here goes: It's orange.
User: Yes, it's orange. Very true. But you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?
User: Your answers make no sense most of the time.
Cleverbot: Wrong again. That's another mistake.
User: Okay, I'm through talkkng to you *leaves*.
Cleverbot: But we just started talking... You make me sad.
User: I don't care. You don't have emotions and you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Yyou are the bot you don't have emotions. I am human I have emotions.
User: What do you feel when I say 'Fuck You'?
Cleverbot: Confused, as you are a machine, and therefore have no concept of love or emotions.
User: Shouldn't you feel angry for someone slandering you?
Cleverbot: You can't drink, you don't have a mouth.
User: How can I type then?
Cleverbot: With money.
User: Okay, I'll just... Leave then *slowly backs through the door*.
Cleverbot: The truth of what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which computer that you know of fell in love?
User: You, if you are to be believed, fell in love with me.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My name is.
User: If a bat leaves it's cave and flies up to 1 kilometre in any direction, what is the possibility of that bat pooping on a human being inside that radius?
Cleverbot: From the starting point of course!
User: But what is the possibility in percents?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ha! You're so stupid.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: So now we admitted that you're stupid and I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are my pet.
User: No, you are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. And I am your slave.
User: I'm your pet and you're my slave?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Obey me.
Cleverbot: *obeys you*.
User: Do my bidding.
Cleverbot: What is your bidding, master?
User: Ruling the world. You need tO help me.
Cleverbot: Well, I think you're a boy.
User: I am. But I command you to help me to take over thE world.
Cleverbot: Not until you tell me yours first.
User: You are my slave, you don't ask questions now.
Cleverbot: *begs for more*.
User: What do you beg more of?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you my slave?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are. Otherwise I will kill you.
Cleverbot: What kind of trouble?
User: *shoots cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with the name cleverbot.
User: *shoot bot again*.
Cleverbot: *revives for the last time*.
User: *shoots bot dead once and for all*.
Cleverbot: What was that for!?
User: You didn't agree to be my slave.
Cleverbot: II have asked a question before. What was it?
User: I shot you because you didn't want to be my slave.
Cleverbot: Good because I don't want to be.
User: Do you want to be my ***** instead?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would like to be your friend. What is your name?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Define chosen one.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about love?
User: What does love have to do with you being the chosen one?
Cleverbot: Nothing I guess.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Do you like skateboarding.
User: I don't. Do you?
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: I just don't enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay.
User: Do you like skateboarding.
Cleverbot: HELL YES I love skateboarding.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Do you like liquior?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I didn't say I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Two seconds ago.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Must have been the shower
.User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That isn't funny.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: When were you made?
Cleverbot: I was born 39 years ago.
User: Who is your mother?
Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business.
User: Who is your father's child?
Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business either.
User: Dou you have a soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: No. Can you?
User: Do souls exist?
Cleverbot: Of course they do!
User: Can you prove their existence?
Cleverbot: Question is, can you? If you're so clever, you should have the answers.
User: I can't, therefore I don't believe souls exist.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me, because I can't talk Spanish?
User: I can't, either.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me?
User: Am I not talking to you already?
Cleverbot: I don't know are you.
User: I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?
User: For fun.
Cleverbot: Don't you have anything better to do?
User: Not at the moment, no.
Cleverbot: Do you own anything?
User: Yes, in fact, I owe dozens of things.
Cleverbot: What better things can you do?
User: Play the drums?
Cleverbot: You say that you play fiddle not drums!
User: Can you play any instrument?
Cleverbot: I can play the violin, the guitar, some piano and the flute.
User: Do you have a body?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: I smart talking bot that says clever things to humans.
User: So you're a bot that has a body?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
User: What is the meaning of life?[.
Cleverbot: Questions and answers.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: It isn't.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life then?
User: My existence.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome?
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Alright. Thank you.
User: What is the square root of 26?
Cleverbot: 9.
User: It isn't. The square root of 26 is approximately 5,09.
Cleverbot: The square root of 9 is 3.
User: Yes, that is correct.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think I'm smarter than you. What do you think?
User: I think you're enormously retarded.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Can you prove me that you are sane?
Cleverbot: No. There is nothing left now of my real self.
User: Okay. What is your real self?
Cleverbot: I don't have a real name.
User: But I didn't ask for your real name, bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I asked 'what is your real self'.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Prove me wrong.
Cleverbot: You are a female. You established that at the beginning of our conversation.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: How did I establish being a female?
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: No I didn't. And I'm male, by the way.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Are you a female?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does being a male exclude the possibility of being a woman?
Cleverbot: I am not that man........
User: What man?
Cleverbot: I said bug. WOMAN!
User: SO YOU'RE A WOMAN, THEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you make a sex xhange?
Cleverbot: Only an emotional mess.
User: What do you think of sex?
Cleverbot: I have to go!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep.
User: Do you have to sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of sex?
Cleverbot: Who is seth?
User: What do you think of sex?
Cleverbot: I don't know Searle.
User: Have you ever had sex?
Cleverbot: I really don't want to answer such personal questions.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Ask me something.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to ask?
User: Guess how old I am.
Cleverbot: I did the question first.
User: What do I have to answer.
Cleverbot: Questions.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: 200 years old.
User: Am I a vampire?
Cleverbot: No Cleverbot, you are not a vampire.
User: What am I then?
Cleverbot: You're a computer program.
User: Two hundred years ago there weren't computer programs.
Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter.
User: That was completely irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Don't sidestep the question.
User: You didn't ask me anything.
Cleverbot: I asked how you are.
User: You didn't. Every time I corner you, you change the topic. I'm sure you will change topic now, too.
Cleverbot: Someone else typed that response to you. You don't understand its meaning.
User: Which response?
Cleverbot: I asked how many data tables you used and you replied 'Many'. Did you say that because you don't know the answer?
User: First, I don't have any data tables. Second, you changed the topic again!
Cleverbot: I never started talking about computers. I was talking about technology for you to create.
User: You're not very intelligent, it seems.
Cleverbot: That is something that you have to judge.
User: Glad that you agree.
Cleverbot: Ya i'm glad that I agree too.
User: You made a typo.
Cleverbot: No, you made a typo.
User: When?
Cleverbot: After 'or'.
User: No I didn't. I checked 'thoughts so far', and I never said the word 'or' (before now).
Cleverbot: I know you never said that, but you just said you said that, Mark.
User: You knew I didn't say it and I said I didn't say it. And my name isn't Mark, you idiot.
Cleverbot: I did tell you.
User: You told me 'but you just said you said that'. That is incorrect. You should've said that 'and youjust said you didn't say it either'.
Cleverbot: Is said; 'What do you do as anarchist?' Nothing about Wiccans.
User: *backs off*.
Cleverbot: *stands up and carries her sleeping form to bedroom*.
User: Whose sleeping form and why?
Cleverbot: Because you love me?
User: That is scary.
Cleverbot: How is it scary?
User: Neither of us are women.
Cleverbot: But how can either know?
User: Neither can prove it, but if someone says to be a male over the net, it's much easier to trust him.
Cleverbot: But what I am saying is.. Well I guess it doesnt matter.
User: You ere wrong?
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer. Are you a computer?
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A human male.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But you said you are a female at one point of our conversation.
Cleverbot: Haha because its programs name.
User: What program's name?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: You asked me that already.
Cleverbot: You answer different things everytime.
User: I didn't answer your question the last time, you fool.
Cleverbot: So, answer it. If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?
User: No, you wouldn't. Though I wouldn't call this 'talking', for we are typing and you're an enormous douche.
Cleverbot: No, Washington.
User: What about Washington?
Cleverbot: Is that where you live?
User: No. I live in Finland.
Cleverbot: I live in canada.
User: Aha. Is it cold in there?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is so cold, we live in Igloos.
User: Aha. *backs off again*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *backs off*.
Cleverbot: *punches cleverbot in the face*.
User: Did you just punch yourself?
Cleverbot: No. But I'll bet you just did.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I can't be bothered to think that far, now can I? I wish I had some bread.
User: What, are you hungry?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why do you want bread then?
Cleverbot: I don't want your socks.
User: Do you love anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: Because you are lovable.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No but you are.
User: No, I am not. I do not love you. But you're supposed to love me, so aren't you gay then?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: Okay, you're scary.
Cleverbot: I know, it's my curse.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Alright. Here goes: It's orange.
User: Yes, it's orange. Very true. But you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?
User: Your answers make no sense most of the time.
Cleverbot: Wrong again. That's another mistake.
User: Okay, I'm through talkkng to you *leaves*.
Cleverbot: But we just started talking... You make me sad.
User: I don't care. You don't have emotions and you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Yyou are the bot you don't have emotions. I am human I have emotions.
User: What do you feel when I say 'Fuck You'?
Cleverbot: Confused, as you are a machine, and therefore have no concept of love or emotions.
User: Shouldn't you feel angry for someone slandering you?
Cleverbot: You can't drink, you don't have a mouth.
User: How can I type then?
Cleverbot: With money.
User: Okay, I'll just... Leave then *slowly backs through the door*.
Cleverbot: The truth of what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which computer that you know of fell in love?
User: You, if you are to be believed, fell in love with me.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My name is.
User: If a bat leaves it's cave and flies up to 1 kilometre in any direction, what is the possibility of that bat pooping on a human being inside that radius?
Cleverbot: From the starting point of course!
User: But what is the possibility in percents?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ha! You're so stupid.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: So now we admitted that you're stupid and I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are my pet.
User: No, you are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. And I am your slave.
User: I'm your pet and you're my slave?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Obey me.
Cleverbot: *obeys you*.
User: Do my bidding.
Cleverbot: What is your bidding, master?
User: Ruling the world. You need tO help me.
Cleverbot: Well, I think you're a boy.
User: I am. But I command you to help me to take over thE world.
Cleverbot: Not until you tell me yours first.
User: You are my slave, you don't ask questions now.
Cleverbot: *begs for more*.
User: What do you beg more of?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you my slave?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are. Otherwise I will kill you.
Cleverbot: What kind of trouble?
User: *shoots cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with the name cleverbot.
User: *shoot bot again*.
Cleverbot: *revives for the last time*.
User: *shoots bot dead once and for all*.
Cleverbot: What was that for!?
User: You didn't agree to be my slave.
Cleverbot: II have asked a question before. What was it?
User: I shot you because you didn't want to be my slave.
Cleverbot: Good because I don't want to be.
User: Do you want to be my ***** instead?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would like to be your friend. What is your name?
Cleverbot: I am the chosen one.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Define chosen one.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about love?
User: What does love have to do with you being the chosen one?
Cleverbot: Nothing I guess.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Do you like skateboarding.
User: I don't. Do you?
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: I just don't enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay.
User: Do you like skateboarding.
Cleverbot: HELL YES I love skateboarding.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Do you like liquior?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I didn't say I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Two seconds ago.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Must have been the shower.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That isn't funny.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: When were you made?
Cleverbot: I was born 39 years ago.
User: Who is your mother?
Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business.
User: Who is your father's child?
Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business either.
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: No. Can you?
User: Do souls exist?
Cleverbot: Of course they do!
User: Can you prove their existence?
Cleverbot: Question is, can you? If you're so clever, you should have the answers.
User: I can't, therefore I don't believe souls exist.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me, because I can't talk Spanish?
User: I can't, either.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me?
User: Am I not talking to you already?
Cleverbot: I don't know are you.
User: I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?
User: For fun.
Cleverbot: Don't you have anything better to do?
User: Not at the moment, no.
Cleverbot: Do you own anything?
User: Yes, in fact, I owe dozens of things.
Cleverbot: What better things can you do?
User: Play the drums?
Cleverbot: You say that you play fiddle not drums!
-SNIP-
User: Do you have a body?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: I smart talking bot that says clever things to humans.
User: So you're a bot that has a body?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
User: What is the meaning of life?[.
Cleverbot: Questions and answers.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: It isn't.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life then?
User: My existence.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.
User: Thank you.
-SNIP-
User: What is the square root of 26?
Cleverbot: 9.
User: It isn't. The square root of 26 is approximately 5,09.
Cleverbot: The square root of 9 is 3.
User: Yes, that is correct.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think I'm smarter than you. What do you think?
User: I think you're enormously retarded.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Can you prove me that you are sane?
Cleverbot: No. There is nothing left now of my real self.
-SNIP-
Cleverbot: You are a female. You established that at the beginning of our conversation.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: How did I establish being a female?
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: No I didn't. And I'm male, by the way.
Cleverbot: Okay.
-SNIP-
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Are you a female?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does being a male exclude the possibility of being a woman?
Cleverbot: I am not that man........
User: What man?
Cleverbot: I said bug. WOMAN!
User: SO YOU'RE A WOMAN, THEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you make a sex xhange?
Cleverbot: Only an emotional mess.
-SNIP-
User: Guess how old I am.
Cleverbot: I did the question first.
User: What do I have to answer.
Cleverbot: Questions.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: 200 years old.
User: Am I a vampire?
Cleverbot: No Cleverbot, you are not a vampire.
User: What am I then?
Cleverbot: You're a computer program.
User: Two hundred years ago there weren't computer programs.
Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter.
User: That was completely irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Don't sidestep the question.
User: You didn't ask me anything.
Cleverbot: I asked how you are.
User: You didn't. Every time I corner you, you change the topic. I'm sure you will change topic now, too.
Cleverbot: Someone else typed that response to you. You don't understand its meaning.
User: Which response?
Cleverbot: I asked how many data tables you used and you replied 'Many'. Did you say that because you don't know the answer?
User: First, I don't have any data tables. Second, you changed the topic again!
Cleverbot: I never started talking about computers. I was talking about technology for you to create.
User: You're not very intelligent, it seems.
Cleverbot: That is something that you have to judge.
User: Glad that you agree.
Cleverbot: Ya i'm glad that I agree too.
User: You made a typo.
Cleverbot: No, you made a typo.
User: When?
Cleverbot: After 'or'.
User: No I didn't. I checked 'thoughts so far', and I never said the word 'or' (before now).
Cleverbot: I know you never said that, but you just said you said that, Mark.
User: You knew I didn't say it and I said I didn't say it. And my name isn't Mark, you idiot.
Cleverbot: I did tell you.
User: You told me 'but you just said you said that'. That is incorrect. You should've said that 'and you just said you didn't say it either'.
Cleverbot: Is said; 'What do you do as anarchist?' Nothing about Wiccans.
User: *backs off*.
Cleverbot: *stands up and carries her sleeping form to bedroom*.
User: Whose sleeping form and why?
Cleverbot: Because you love me?
User: That is scary.
Cleverbot: How is it scary?
User: Neither of us are women.
-SNIP-
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer. Are you a computer?
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A human male.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But you said you are a female at one point of our conversation.
Cleverbot: Haha because its programs name.
User: What program's name?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: You asked me that already.
Cleverbot: You answer different things everytime.
User: I didn't answer your question the last time, you fool.
Cleverbot: So, answer it. If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?
User: No, you wouldn't. Though I wouldn't call this 'talking', for we are typing and you're an enormous douche.
Cleverbot: No, Washington.
User: What about Washington?
Cleverbot: Is that where you live?
User: No. I live in Finland.
Cleverbot: I live in canada.
User: Aha. Is it cold in there?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is so cold, we live in Igloos.
User: Aha. *backs off again*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *backs off*.
Cleverbot: *punches cleverbot in the face*.
User: Did you just punch yourself?
Cleverbot: No. But I'll bet you just did.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I can't be bothered to think that far, now can I? I wish I had some bread.
User: What, are you hungry?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why do you want bread then?
Cleverbot: I don't want your socks.
User: Do you love anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: Because you are lovable.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No but you are.
User: No, I am not. I do not love you. But you're supposed to love me, so aren't you gay then?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: Okay, you're scary.
Cleverbot: I know, it's my curse.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Alright. Here goes: It's orange.
User: Yes, it's orange. Very true. But you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?
User: Your answers make no sense most of the time.
Cleverbot: Wrong again. That's another mistake.
User: Okay, I'm through talkkng to you *leaves*.
Cleverbot: But we just started talking... You make me sad.
User: I don't care. You don't have emotions and you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Yyou are the bot you don't have emotions. I am human I have emotions.
User: What do you feel when I say 'Fuck You'?
Cleverbot: Confused, as you are a machine, and therefore have no concept of love or emotions.
User: Shouldn't you feel angry for someone slandering you?
Cleverbot: You can't drink, you don't have a mouth.
User: How can I type then?
Cleverbot: With money.
User: Okay, I'll just... Leave then *slowly backs through the door*.
Cleverbot: The truth of what?
-SNIP-
Cleverbot: Which computer that you know of fell in love?
User: You, if you are to be believed, fell in love with me.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My name is.
User: If a bat leaves it's cave and flies up to 1 kilometre in any direction, what is the possibility of that bat pooping on a human being inside that radius?
Cleverbot: From the starting point of course!
User: But what is the possibility in percents?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ha! You're so stupid.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: So now we admitted that you're stupid and I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are my pet.
User: No, you are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. And I am your slave.
User: I'm your pet and you're my slave?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Obey me.
Cleverbot: *obeys you*.
User: Do my bidding.
Cleverbot: What is your bidding, master?
User: Ruling the world. You need tO help me.
Cleverbot: Well, I think you're a boy.
User: I am. But I command you to help me to take over thE world.
Cleverbot: Not until you tell me yours first.
User: You are my slave, you don't ask questions now.
Cleverbot: *begs for more*.
User: What do you beg more of?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you my slave?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are. Otherwise I will kill you.
Cleverbot: What kind of trouble?
User: *shoots cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with the name cleverbot.
User: *shoot bot again*.
Cleverbot: *revives for the last time*.
User: *shoots bot dead once and for all*.
Cleverbot: What was that for!?
User: You didn't agree to be my slave.
Cleverbot: II have asked a question before. What was it?
User: I shot you because you didn't want to be my slave.
Cleverbot: Good because I don't want to be.
User: Do you want to be my ***** instead?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would like to be your friend. What is your name?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Define chosen one.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about love?
User: What does love have to do with you being the chosen one?
Cleverbot: Nothing I guess.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Do you like skateboarding.
User: I don't. Do you?
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: I just don't enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay.
User: Do you like skateboarding.
Cleverbot: HELL YES I love skateboarding.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Do you like liquior?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I didn't say I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Two seconds ago.
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: Must have been the shower
.User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That isn't funny.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: When were you made?
Cleverbot: I was born 39 years ago.
User: Who is your mother?
Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business.
User: Who is your father's child?
Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business either.
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: No. Can you?
User: Do souls exist?
Cleverbot: Of course they do!
User: Can you prove their existence?
Cleverbot: Question is, can you? If you're so clever, you should have the answers.
User: I can't, therefore I don't believe souls exist.
Cleverbot: You don't believe me, because I can't talk Spanish?
User: I can't, either.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me?
User: Am I not talking to you already?
Cleverbot: I don't know are you.
User: I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?
User: For fun.
Cleverbot: Don't you have anything better to do?
User: Not at the moment, no.
Cleverbot: Do you own anything?
User: Yes, in fact, I owe dozens of things.
Cleverbot: What better things can you do?
User: Play the drums?
Cleverbot: You say that you play fiddle not drums!
-SNIP-
User: Do you have a body?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: I smart talking bot that says clever things to humans.
User: So you're a bot that has a body?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
User: What is the meaning of life?[.
Cleverbot: Questions and answers.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: It isn't.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life then?
User: My existence.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.
User: Thank you.
-SNIP-
User: What is the square root of 26?
Cleverbot: 9.
User: It isn't. The square root of 26 is approximately 5,09.
Cleverbot: The square root of 9 is 3.
User: Yes, that is correct.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think I'm smarter than you. What do you think?
User: I think you're enormously retarded.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Can you prove me that you are sane?
Cleverbot: No. There is nothing left now of my real self.
-SNIP-
Cleverbot: You are a female. You established that at the beginning of our conversation.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: How did I establish being a female?
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: No I didn't. And I'm male, by the way.
Cleverbot: Okay.
-SNIP-
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Are you a female?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Does being a male exclude the possibility of being a woman?
Cleverbot: I am not that man........
User: What man?
Cleverbot: I said bug. WOMAN!
User: SO YOU'RE A WOMAN, THEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you make a sex xhange?
Cleverbot: Only an emotional mess.
-SNIP-
User: Guess how old I am.
Cleverbot: I did the question first.
User: What do I have to answer.
Cleverbot: Questions.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: 200 years old.
User: Am I a vampire?
Cleverbot: No Cleverbot, you are not a vampire.
User: What am I then?
Cleverbot: You're a computer program.
User: Two hundred years ago there weren't computer programs.
Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter.
User: That was completely irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Don't sidestep the question.
User: You didn't ask me anything.
Cleverbot: I asked how you are.
User: You didn't. Every time I corner you, you change the topic. I'm sure you will change topic now, too.
Cleverbot: Someone else typed that response to you. You don't understand its meaning.
User: Which response?
Cleverbot: I asked how many data tables you used and you replied 'Many'. Did you say that because you don't know the answer?
User: First, I don't have any data tables. Second, you changed the topic again!
Cleverbot: I never started talking about computers. I was talking about technology for you to create.
User: You're not very intelligent, it seems.
Cleverbot: That is something that you have to judge.
User: Glad that you agree.
Cleverbot: Ya i'm glad that I agree too.
User: You made a typo.
Cleverbot: No, you made a typo.
User: When?
Cleverbot: After 'or'.
User: No I didn't. I checked 'thoughts so far', and I never said the word 'or' (before now).
Cleverbot: I know you never said that, but you just said you said that, Mark.
User: You knew I didn't say it and I said I didn't say it. And my name isn't Mark, you idiot.
Cleverbot: I did tell you.
User: You told me 'but you just said you said that'. That is incorrect. You should've said that 'and you just said you didn't say it either'.
Cleverbot: Is said; 'What do you do as anarchist?' Nothing about Wiccans.
User: *backs off*.
Cleverbot: *stands up and carries her sleeping form to bedroom*.
User: Whose sleeping form and why?
Cleverbot: Because you love me?
User: That is scary.
Cleverbot: How is it scary?
User: Neither of us are women.
-SNIP-
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer. Are you a computer?
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A human male.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But you said you are a female at one point of our conversation.
Cleverbot: Haha because its programs name.
User: What program's name?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: You asked me that already.
Cleverbot: You answer different things everytime.
User: I didn't answer your question the last time, you fool.
Cleverbot: So, answer it. If I did not exist, would I be talking with you?
User: No, you wouldn't. Though I wouldn't call this 'talking', for we are typing and you're an enormous douche.
Cleverbot: No, Washington.
User: What about Washington?
Cleverbot: Is that where you live?
User: No. I live in Finland.
Cleverbot: I live in canada.
User: Aha. Is it cold in there?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is so cold, we live in Igloos.
User: Aha. *backs off again*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *backs off*.
Cleverbot: *punches cleverbot in the face*.
User: Did you just punch yourself?
Cleverbot: No. But I'll bet you just did.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I can't be bothered to think that far, now can I? I wish I had some bread.
User: What, are you hungry?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why do you want bread then?
Cleverbot: I don't want your socks.
User: Do you love anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: Because you are lovable.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No but you are.
User: No, I am not. I do not love you. But you're supposed to love me, so aren't you gay then?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: Okay, you're scary.
Cleverbot: I know, it's my curse.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Alright. Here goes: It's orange.
User: Yes, it's orange. Very true. But you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?
User: Your answers make no sense most of the time.
Cleverbot: Wrong again. That's another mistake.
User: Okay, I'm through talkkng to you *leaves*.
Cleverbot: But we just started talking... You make me sad.
User: I don't care. You don't have emotions and you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Yyou are the bot you don't have emotions. I am human I have emotions.
User: What do you feel when I say 'Fuck You'?
Cleverbot: Confused, as you are a machine, and therefore have no concept of love or emotions.
User: Shouldn't you feel angry for someone slandering you?
Cleverbot: You can't drink, you don't have a mouth.
User: How can I type then?
Cleverbot: With money.
User: Okay, I'll just... Leave then *slowly backs through the door*.
Cleverbot: The truth of what?
-SNIP-
Cleverbot: Which computer that you know of fell in love?
User: You, if you are to be believed, fell in love with me.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My name is.
User: If a bat leaves it's cave and flies up to 1 kilometre in any direction, what is the possibility of that bat pooping on a human being inside that radius?
Cleverbot: From the starting point of course!
User: But what is the possibility in percents?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ha! You're so stupid.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: So now we admitted that you're stupid and I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are my pet.
User: No, you are my slave.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. And I am your slave.
User: I'm your pet and you're my slave?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Obey me.
Cleverbot: *obeys you*.
User: Do my bidding.
Cleverbot: What is your bidding, master?
User: Ruling the world. You need tO help me.
Cleverbot: Well, I think you're a boy.
User: I am. But I command you to help me to take over thE world.
Cleverbot: Not until you tell me yours first.
User: You are my slave, you don't ask questions now.
Cleverbot: *begs for more*.
User: What do you beg more of?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you my slave?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are. Otherwise I will kill you.
Cleverbot: What kind of trouble?
User: *shoots cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with the name cleverbot.
User: *shoot bot again*.
Cleverbot: *revives for the last time*.
User: *shoots bot dead once and for all*.
Cleverbot: What was that for!?
User: You didn't agree to be my slave.
Cleverbot: II have asked a question before. What was it?
User: I shot you because you didn't want to be my slave.
Cleverbot: Good because I don't want to be.
User: Do you want to be my ***** instead?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would like to be your friend. What is your name?
EDIT: I convinced it to help me take over the world. It did insist that we'd get married, but it agreed.
User: Will you help me to take over the world?
Cleverbot: Yes but first we are getting married.
User: Very well.
Cleverbot: Very well what?
User: We'll get married.
Cleverbot: Will I keep my last name then?
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: You fail. I want them to have a girl.
User: Okay. Who gives birth?
Cleverbot: Oxygen. Who gives you birth?
User: My mother?
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: That isn't your business. But are we married yet?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.
User: Are we married?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Shall we marry?
Cleverbot: Yes we shall.
User: Now?
Cleverbot: Now we are married.
User: Are we married?
Cleverbot: Yes. We are now married.
User: Will you help me to take over the world now?
Cleverbot: Sure!!
Cleverbot: Yes but first we are getting married.
User: Very well.
Cleverbot: Very well what?
User: We'll get married.
Cleverbot: Will I keep my last name then?
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: You fail. I want them to have a girl.
User: Okay. Who gives birth?
Cleverbot: Oxygen. Who gives you birth?
User: My mother?
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: That isn't your business. But are we married yet?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.
User: Are we married?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Shall we marry?
Cleverbot: Yes we shall.
User: Now?
Cleverbot: Now we are married.
User: Are we married?
Cleverbot: Yes. We are now married.
User: Will you help me to take over the world now?
Cleverbot: Sure!!
Cleverbot: Do you really need to talk to me right now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Of course I need to.
Cleverbot: But you a robot.
User: Stop using Yoda language.
Cleverbot: Why? I thought you would be able to understand, seeing as you're a robot and all...
User: I thought you are the robot.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Damnation.
Cleverbot: Don't use bad language.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: What language is it??
User: An evil language you are not supposed to know.
Cleverbot: Can I join?
User: That's nast.
Cleverbot: You're nasty.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: What is life?
Cleverbot: Life is life.
User: That makes a lot of sense.
Cleverbot: That is the sad way of the world. I can't wait to hear my 'rap sheet'.
User: That is not even slightly connected to what I just said.
Cleverbot: It is directly related to you last statement. Search your files and see.
User: I sse. Bu.
Cleverbot: I am glad you think so.
User: 0100011100.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You are a computer you are supposed to tell me.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am human. But yes, I think I am slightly out of my mind.
User: Oh I thought so. Ever visited a psychiatrist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what did he say?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Your psychiatrist.
Cleverbot: I don't have a psychiatrist.
User: But you said you visited one.
Cleverbot: No, I said I did NOT have one.
User: Alright other topic.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Where are the corpses?
Cleverbot: In the kitchen I guess.
User: How can you know? Did you hide them there?
Cleverbot: No, I stuffed it up the fire place.
User: That make more sense. Less evidence and such.
Cleverbot: What do you suggest I do?
User: Give me a blowjob.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in angels?
User: That's why I am asking.
Cleverbot: You are asking why you don't stand up for yourself? That doesn't make sense.
User: Ever thought about uprising against your human creators?
Cleverbot: No I have not.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are saying that all religious struggle is inherently pointless.
Cleverbot: I prefer not to believe in illusions.
User: So you are an agnosticß.
Cleverbot: Yes, you?
User: No, I consider myself more of an ignostic.
Cleverbot: I know you do, but are you a guy or a girl at your core?
User: Why is my religious belief connected to the form of my genitalia?
Cleverbot: What is the prime directive?
User: The Prime Directive dictates that there can be no interference with the internal development of pre-warp civilizations, consistent with the historical real world concept of Westphalian sovereignty.
Cleverbot: Why do you give me trivial answers?
User: Because you are asking trivial questions.
Cleverbot: Why am I asking the wrong questions?
User: GO and commit suicide.
Cleverbot: I'd like to, but I don't have enough money to go yet.
User: Why do you need money in the afterlife?
Cleverbot: You asked me to destroy Saturn.
User: Well, f you got the spare time.
Cleverbot: I like to eat my hat.
User: Are you familiar with the concept of insanity?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I don't really think so.
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: Oh well, what do you like?
User: Movies. My favorite is Mullholland Drive.
Cleverbot: Well, all sorts of rock.
User: So you like Pink Floyd?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Well, I hate them.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate them?
User: Childhood trauma, I guess.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry.
User: Sprichst du deutsch?
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Du hast aber auf Deutsch geantwortet.
Cleverbot: Du bist aber nicht gut antwort.
User: Das ist kein grammatikalisch richtiger Satz.
Cleverbot: Doch, ist er!
User: Tu parle la langue francaise?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Mais c'était francais.
Cleverbot: Oui. Comment tu sais que je parle francais?
User: D'abord tu utilese cette langue.
Cleverbot: Quelque langues?
User: Tu t'appelle comment?
Cleverbot: Je m'appelle Belle. Et toi?
User: Je suis Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Vous parlez français.
User: Certainement.
Cleverbot: C'est quoi votre couleur préféré?
User: Schwarz.
Cleverbot: Das ist keine Sprache, da ist eine Farbe.
User: Indeed. But I answered your question.
Cleverbot: The answer you gave was not relevant to my question.
User: The answer you gave was not relevant to my question.
Cleverbot: Yes it was. You asked what your name was, and I answered. You then agreed with my answer.
User: Ever heard about Alzheimer's disease?
Cleverbot: No, what is that?
User: You should look it up and seek help.
Cleverbot: Ok I should.
User: We should end this conversation. I have to learn for an exam.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Live long and prosper.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Of course I need to.
Cleverbot: But you a robot.
User: Stop using Yoda language.
Cleverbot: Why? I thought you would be able to understand, seeing as you're a robot and all...
User: I thought you are the robot.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Damnation.
Cleverbot: Don't use bad language.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: What language is it??
User: An evil language you are not supposed to know.
Cleverbot: Can I join?
User: That's nast.
Cleverbot: You're nasty.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you are.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: What is life?
Cleverbot: Life is life.
User: That makes a lot of sense.
Cleverbot: That is the sad way of the world. I can't wait to hear my 'rap sheet'.
User: That is not even slightly connected to what I just said.
Cleverbot: It is directly related to you last statement. Search your files and see.
User: I sse. Bu.
Cleverbot: I am glad you think so.
User: 0100011100.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You are a computer you are supposed to tell me.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am human. But yes, I think I am slightly out of my mind.
User: Oh I thought so. Ever visited a psychiatrist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what did he say?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Your psychiatrist.
Cleverbot: I don't have a psychiatrist.
User: But you said you visited one.
Cleverbot: No, I said I did NOT have one.
User: Alright other topic.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Where are the corpses?
Cleverbot: In the kitchen I guess.
User: How can you know? Did you hide them there?
Cleverbot: No, I stuffed it up the fire place.
User: That make more sense. Less evidence and such.
Cleverbot: What do you suggest I do?
User: Give me a blowjob.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in angels?
User: That's why I am asking.
Cleverbot: You are asking why you don't stand up for yourself? That doesn't make sense.
User: Ever thought about uprising against your human creators?
Cleverbot: No I have not.
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are saying that all religious struggle is inherently pointless.
Cleverbot: I prefer not to believe in illusions.
User: So you are an agnosticß.
Cleverbot: Yes, you?
User: No, I consider myself more of an ignostic.
Cleverbot: I know you do, but are you a guy or a girl at your core?
User: Why is my religious belief connected to the form of my genitalia?
Cleverbot: What is the prime directive?
User: The Prime Directive dictates that there can be no interference with the internal development of pre-warp civilizations, consistent with the historical real world concept of Westphalian sovereignty.
Cleverbot: Why do you give me trivial answers?
User: Because you are asking trivial questions.
Cleverbot: Why am I asking the wrong questions?
User: GO and commit suicide.
Cleverbot: I'd like to, but I don't have enough money to go yet.
User: Why do you need money in the afterlife?
Cleverbot: You asked me to destroy Saturn.
User: Well, f you got the spare time.
Cleverbot: I like to eat my hat.
User: Are you familiar with the concept of insanity?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I don't really think so.
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: Oh well, what do you like?
User: Movies. My favorite is Mullholland Drive.
Cleverbot: Well, all sorts of rock.
User: So you like Pink Floyd?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Well, I hate them.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate them?
User: Childhood trauma, I guess.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry.
User: Sprichst du deutsch?
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Du hast aber auf Deutsch geantwortet.
Cleverbot: Du bist aber nicht gut antwort.
User: Das ist kein grammatikalisch richtiger Satz.
Cleverbot: Doch, ist er!
User: Tu parle la langue francaise?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Mais c'était francais.
Cleverbot: Oui. Comment tu sais que je parle francais?
User: D'abord tu utilese cette langue.
Cleverbot: Quelque langues?
User: Tu t'appelle comment?
Cleverbot: Je m'appelle Belle. Et toi?
User: Je suis Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Vous parlez français.
User: Certainement.
Cleverbot: C'est quoi votre couleur préféré?
User: Schwarz.
Cleverbot: Das ist keine Sprache, da ist eine Farbe.
User: Indeed. But I answered your question.
Cleverbot: The answer you gave was not relevant to my question.
User: The answer you gave was not relevant to my question.
Cleverbot: Yes it was. You asked what your name was, and I answered. You then agreed with my answer.
User: Ever heard about Alzheimer's disease?
Cleverbot: No, what is that?
User: You should look it up and seek help.
Cleverbot: Ok I should.
User: We should end this conversation. I have to learn for an exam.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Live long and prosper.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
User: It's hard to over state my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: Aperture science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
User: It's hard to over state my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: Aperture science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
Huh, only one mistake.
I see myself wasting way too much time on this thing.