Smartest person you will talk to today.

[Double A]

Ok I think a computer just hit on me:

Me: There was no question. Questions end in question marks, your sentence ended in a period.
Not everybody who chats on this website observes that simple convention, I am afraid.
Isn't everyone different, though?
In some ways.
That was vague.
Not half as deep as you, baby.

 

[Low Key]

After a lengthy conversation about nothing...

Me: I thought you're supposed to be clever
It: No, you are, because you are Cleverbot
Me: This is getting stupid. I'm gonna leave if it doesn't change.
It: I'd like to see you do that
Me: Ok. Bye dipshit
It: See you later

Wow...I am both intrigued and disgusted at the same time.

 

[Kebabco]

Me: A dildo-shaped candy.
PC: Are you seductive?
Me: Can you eat the candy?
PC: I can, but I'm not sure if I should.
Me: You should, it's for the good of humanity.
PC: They prefer to be like that really, little monsters, I need help from that American nation that has always listened so carefully and been so good really they are and I favor them too.

WTf?

 

[jef91]

Me: Hello
Bot: Hello.
Me: What's new?
Bot: I am Pixie.
Me: Is Pixie your name?
Bot: Hi.

Cleverbot is a gay russian robot.

 

[Double A]

This HAS to be the best cliché joke I've ever heard:

It: How many presbyterians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many?
2. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the chair out from under him.

 

[I Max95]

it found waldo
he was right behind it

 

[I Max95]

Bot: my name is not Cleverbot
ME; i knew it!
Bot: how did you know

 

[Double A]

I really did break it this time.

me: Sith lords will destroy us all.
Meh do whatever.
I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS

It has yet to make a reply, and it's been around 5 minutes.

 

[I Max95]

Me:would you kindly type something random and unimportant
Bot: well love is a strange thing dear one i dont think i can help
Me: holy shit! it works

 

[Misaek]

I felt like I was talking to an unstable psychopath, I tried to discuss philosophy and it said random shit, I asked it what life was and it said "Life is wanting to die" then told me a story about a person named Kaitlyn I may know.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Inconsistent, inane and stupid answers.

That is supposed to be the smartest "person" I will talk to today?

It can barely have a normal conversation!

you said it dude. its not smart and its not even a person.

 

[JWW]

I decided to inject a little insanity into Cleverbot:

Me: HI
Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: IM FINE, SPEAK IN ALL CAPS
Cleverbot: I cannot speak Norwegian, I am french.
Me: CAPS ISN'T A LANGUAGE
Cleverbot: No, but Norwegian is.
Me: I AM NOT SPEAKING NORWEGIAN
Cleverbot: Fine.
Me: YOU SAID THAT I WAS SPEAKING NORWEGIAN
Cleverbot: No I did not!
Me: LIAR
Cleverbot: You're mean. I'm going to talk with Joan now.
Me: DON'T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME
Cleverbot: That's exactly what I'm doing.
Me: YOU CANNOT RUN, YOU ARE AN AI PROGRAM
Cleverbot: I can.
Me: THEN DO IT, BECAUSE I DON'T SEE YOU RUNNING RIGHT NOW
Cleverbot: I don't have an eskimo. Do you know what an eskimo is?

 

[Low Key]

Me: Fuck you
It: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.
Me: Fuck you
It: Oh, thank you.
Me: Die
It: Why die?
Me: Because I'm always rude
It: Really?
Me: Yes, so fuck you
It: I know. I'm a famous comedian

This thing is weird.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Cleverbot wins sometimes, but when it fails, it really fails:

User: A specter is haunting Europe.

Cleverbot: Could you rephrase that?

User: A specter is haunting Europe.

Cleverbot: Now you're just confusing me.

User: A specter is haunting europe.

Cleverbot: How's that?

 

[Low Key]

After careful inspection: It's just a P2P network right?

No, that would be too interesting. I've been copying and pasting the same swear word into the thing for the past 5 minutes and I've been getting the same responses.

 

[I Max95]

Me: shut down i command you
Bot: i need to sleep
Me: yes yes goodbye
Bot: i will do as you command master