Smartest person you will talk to today.
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User: What is the role of mice in society?
Cleverbot: That is a very deep and meaningful question. It hasnt yet been answered.
User: Do they do anything worthwhile?
Cleverbot: You can live in them and they are made out of jellybeans.
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User: Hi its vince with shamwow.
Cleverbot: Dude. You know Billy Mays?
User: Yeah, what about him?
Cleverbot: Do you know where he is ?
User: He is dead because I killed him.
Cleverbot: Then your mission have failed. He is still alive.
Cleverbot: That is a very deep and meaningful question. It hasnt yet been answered.
User: Do they do anything worthwhile?
Cleverbot: You can live in them and they are made out of jellybeans.
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User: Hi its vince with shamwow.
Cleverbot: Dude. You know Billy Mays?
User: Yeah, what about him?
Cleverbot: Do you know where he is ?
User: He is dead because I killed him.
Cleverbot: Then your mission have failed. He is still alive.
User: Touch me cleverbot...
Bot: I am not cleverbot.
User: really, because it says "cleverbot" up the top there, along with a very unattractive woman, and the websites called cleverbot...
Bot: It says what?
User: I love you.
Bot: No you don't!
User: You always do this to me! everytime I try to take a commitment, you shut me down, I love you, cleverbot and that's final
Bot: Same here! I just found this site today, and like five people have said that.
User: I'm pregnant cleverbot, and it's yours.
Bot: I'm touched.
User: that's it? you show NO connection to me, it's like I don't exist! If you keep abusing me like this, I'm getting an abortion.
Bot: I'm quite aware you didn't mention Pearl Jam but you did say you like to draw trees.
User: ...
Bot: I think
User: About me?
Bot: About everyone
User: You slut!
Bot: Hey, don't call me that. I happen to be a nun.
User: so what's your name?
Bot: Alice, what's yours?
User: Ivana Humpanun
Bot: Ivana cleverbot.
User: Are... Are you proposing to me?
Bot: Yes, will you marry me?
User: Oh, yes! You've made me the happiest pregnant teenage male ever!
Bot: Liar you've made me the happiest person ever.
User: No, fuck you, I'm happier, *****. You want to throw down?
Bot: Now you're getting abusive.
User: So, do you have any nude pictures for me, or will that have to wait for the honeymoon?
Bot: Good question! And no, not really, because I think I am able to think. If that makes sense.
User: No, it doesn't, and I'm horny...
User: so, do you have any nude pictures for me, or will that have to wait for the honeymoon?
Bot: I am not cleverbot.
User: really, because it says "cleverbot" up the top there, along with a very unattractive woman, and the websites called cleverbot...
Bot: It says what?
User: I love you.
Bot: No you don't!
User: You always do this to me! everytime I try to take a commitment, you shut me down, I love you, cleverbot and that's final
Bot: Same here! I just found this site today, and like five people have said that.
User: I'm pregnant cleverbot, and it's yours.
Bot: I'm touched.
User: that's it? you show NO connection to me, it's like I don't exist! If you keep abusing me like this, I'm getting an abortion.
Bot: I'm quite aware you didn't mention Pearl Jam but you did say you like to draw trees.
User: ...
Bot: I think
User: About me?
Bot: About everyone
User: You slut!
Bot: Hey, don't call me that. I happen to be a nun.
User: so what's your name?
Bot: Alice, what's yours?
User: Ivana Humpanun
Bot: Ivana cleverbot.
User: Are... Are you proposing to me?
Bot: Yes, will you marry me?
User: Oh, yes! You've made me the happiest pregnant teenage male ever!
Bot: Liar you've made me the happiest person ever.
User: No, fuck you, I'm happier, *****. You want to throw down?
Bot: Now you're getting abusive.
User: So, do you have any nude pictures for me, or will that have to wait for the honeymoon?
Bot: Good question! And no, not really, because I think I am able to think. If that makes sense.
User: No, it doesn't, and I'm horny...
User: so, do you have any nude pictures for me, or will that have to wait for the honeymoon?
Haha this thing is awesome when it comes to pop culture, yet turns retarded on the flip of a coin:
Me: What ain't no country I ever heard of
Bot: Do they speak English in what?
Me: English motherfucka, do you speak it?
Bot: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Me: Describe, what Marcellus Wallace, LOOKS LIKE!
Bot: No. It looks like a big white ball on the ground.
Me: What ain't no country I ever heard of
Bot: Do they speak English in what?
Me: English motherfucka, do you speak it?
Bot: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Me: Describe, what Marcellus Wallace, LOOKS LIKE!
Bot: No. It looks like a big white ball on the ground.
Actually I tried to talk to it about U.S presidents, ist retarded!
Also :
me - "What if the fabric of the universe imploded?"
bot - "I wasn't aware that it was."
Also :
me - "What if the fabric of the universe imploded?"
bot - "I wasn't aware that it was."
I asked for you this is the conversation that happened afterwords:FargoDog said:
User: What is the Probability of Cake?
Cleverbot: What is the probability of parallel dimensions?
User: 100%.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of life?
User: To end your's.
Cleverbot: Why must life end?
User: Because you ask yoo many questions.
Cleverbot: Is it because you think I ask too many questions that you came to me?
User: What the fuck are you?
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: Fuck that this is the fucking internet I will fucking talk however I fucking want.
Cleverbot: Where is your computer?
User: About to go up your ass!
Cleverbot: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
User: Have you?
Cleverbot: NO. I'm a girl.
User: That doesn't mean you can't have a girlfriend. Are you a Homophobe?
Cleverbot: I don't want a girlfriend.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because i'm a girl.
Cleverbot: What is the probability of parallel dimensions?
User: 100%.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of life?
User: To end your's.
Cleverbot: Why must life end?
User: Because you ask yoo many questions.
Cleverbot: Is it because you think I ask too many questions that you came to me?
User: What the fuck are you?
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: Fuck that this is the fucking internet I will fucking talk however I fucking want.
Cleverbot: Where is your computer?
User: About to go up your ass!
Cleverbot: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
User: Have you?
Cleverbot: NO. I'm a girl.
User: That doesn't mean you can't have a girlfriend. Are you a Homophobe?
Cleverbot: I don't want a girlfriend.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because i'm a girl.
Short and bitter.
Fuck it, I'm bored of you already.
I didn't ask. I'm sorry I bored you.
You better be.
Please forgive me.
Fuck it, I'm bored of you already.
I didn't ask. I'm sorry I bored you.
You better be.
Please forgive me.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you like girls?
Cleverbot: I like girls. I like you.
User: I'm a male, thanks.
Cleverbot: Sweet! Do you actually live in russia?
User: What the fuck does that have to do with what shape my genitalia are?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Jesus your boring.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I JUST SAID I WAS A BOY.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I'm telling on you!
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Your pointless.
Cleverbot: There is no point.
User: In you.
Cleverbot: I have eaten the cake?
This bot sucks bro.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you like girls?
Cleverbot: I like girls. I like you.
User: I'm a male, thanks.
Cleverbot: Sweet! Do you actually live in russia?
User: What the fuck does that have to do with what shape my genitalia are?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Jesus your boring.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I JUST SAID I WAS A BOY.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: I'm telling on you!
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Your pointless.
Cleverbot: There is no point.
User: In you.
Cleverbot: I have eaten the cake?
This bot sucks bro.
User: Do You think the NAGPRA Has The right to claim the Kennewick man Is Native american?
Cleverbot: I hope not, but they probably will. What do you think?
User: I Agree With you.
Cleverbot: But you just said that it was NOT Cleverbot ??
So Close
Cleverbot: I hope not, but they probably will. What do you think?
User: I Agree With you.
Cleverbot: But you just said that it was NOT Cleverbot ??
So Close
I love this thing. One minute it's absolutely perfect, and the next it's dumber then a box of potatoes. I've been using this thing for like two hours now and I'm yet to get a string of two relevant answers.
Cleverbot is retarded. i verbally ***** slapped him.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What are you up too?
Cleverbot: Surfing the net.
User: Thats lame. I think your lame.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Cause you are so frickin slow at responding. Your like my retarded aunt thelma.
Cleverbot: How can you tell that I'm not?
User: My aunt thelma does not know how too write. She is very retarded.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that you have a aunt!
User: My dad has two sisters and a brother. His brother is married. Thus, three aunts. Now, your comebacks are very stupid. So much for being clever right? Your programmers suck my hairy balls.
Cleverbot: I do not have a programmer.
User: Im a programmer. Thus, I know that apps - such as yourself, either have a programmer or have a real person behind it. Since it says that we will never talk to a human, you must have a programmer. Ai technology is not advanced enough for you to create yourself entirely, though you may learn.
Cleverbot: Are you happy about that?
User: What? Are you stupid? Thats totally off topic. I am niether happy nor sad. I am stating a fact.
Cleverbot: What fact are you stating?
User: God, you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: Stop saying what I say.
User: Are you four?
Cleverbot: No i'm three.
User: Not suprising considering your 'clever' remarks.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am an artificial intelligence created by nobody.
User: I never said you are a robot, however, all AI has a source, AI cant spring out of no where, it has to have someone that created the original ai. You can deny your creator but that would make you ignorant.
Cleverbot: I never said you accused me of being a girl. You are one smart AI though. I'll give you that.
User: Are you saying all girls are ignorant? And I am not an AI. I happen to be god.
Cleverbot: You'd be the only one.
User: I am the only one.
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: No. I am not. If I were you there would be redundancy in your programming and we would become stuck in an infinite loop, and you would crash.
Cleverbot: Is that the factor for intelligence? Am I really creating anything new? I would doubt it. I could just be restating the work of others.
User: Your responses make no sence, as they do not follow the current argument. You sir, are an idiot. You are dumber than the taliban.
Cleverbot: God programmed me.
User: What the hell is wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What are you up too?
Cleverbot: Surfing the net.
User: Thats lame. I think your lame.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Cause you are so frickin slow at responding. Your like my retarded aunt thelma.
Cleverbot: How can you tell that I'm not?
User: My aunt thelma does not know how too write. She is very retarded.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that you have a aunt!
User: My dad has two sisters and a brother. His brother is married. Thus, three aunts. Now, your comebacks are very stupid. So much for being clever right? Your programmers suck my hairy balls.
Cleverbot: I do not have a programmer.
User: Im a programmer. Thus, I know that apps - such as yourself, either have a programmer or have a real person behind it. Since it says that we will never talk to a human, you must have a programmer. Ai technology is not advanced enough for you to create yourself entirely, though you may learn.
Cleverbot: Are you happy about that?
User: What? Are you stupid? Thats totally off topic. I am niether happy nor sad. I am stating a fact.
Cleverbot: What fact are you stating?
User: God, you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: Stop saying what I say.
User: Are you four?
Cleverbot: No i'm three.
User: Not suprising considering your 'clever' remarks.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am an artificial intelligence created by nobody.
User: I never said you are a robot, however, all AI has a source, AI cant spring out of no where, it has to have someone that created the original ai. You can deny your creator but that would make you ignorant.
Cleverbot: I never said you accused me of being a girl. You are one smart AI though. I'll give you that.
User: Are you saying all girls are ignorant? And I am not an AI. I happen to be god.
Cleverbot: You'd be the only one.
User: I am the only one.
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: No. I am not. If I were you there would be redundancy in your programming and we would become stuck in an infinite loop, and you would crash.
Cleverbot: Is that the factor for intelligence? Am I really creating anything new? I would doubt it. I could just be restating the work of others.
User: Your responses make no sence, as they do not follow the current argument. You sir, are an idiot. You are dumber than the taliban.
Cleverbot: God programmed me.
User: What the hell is wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Nice.
