So a zombie bursts through the door...

[Belgian_Waffles]

And you have to kill it with the closest thing you can grab, it can sprint at you with left 4 dead like speed, and is a tad bit stronger than you so you couldn't overpower it. Would you be able to survive the encounter?
For me I would probably be killed as the closest thing next to me is a wireless phone.

 

[delet]

Well, I have a sharp-tipped knife currently in my hands, so...

 

[Tonythion]

Since I am usually in the living room with my dogs, the closest thing would either be a control or my dogs...I am so dying.

 

[BonsaiK]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

 

[RobotNinja]

I used to sleep with a machete under my pillow for just that reason, but now I'm at college and we can't have machetes. I guess I'd just get eaten.

 

[dorkette1990]

This extra nice extra heavy camera.

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

Pick up my bass guitar and go to town on it dead rising style

 

[Skorpyo]

My door is opposite my desk.

I'd crush it with my magnificent particle board desk, covered in 80 lbs. of computer and garbage.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

I tell it to "get the fuck back down there! Don't make me use my knife!"

 

[delet]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

D'ohoho, clever stuff buddy. Why not try actually contributing to the thread, though?

 

[brucelee13245]

well... i have a jack stand next to me.. if u know anything obut a jack stand, the part that slides up and down that props the car up is heavy, very heavy, made of iron and has a prong at one end. in the words of Joe Swanson " BRING IT ONNNNN!"

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

Is it a philosophical zombie?

It can ride philosoraptor if that floats your boat.

 

[Mr. Omega]

I got a folding chair. I'd go WWF/E on that zombie with the chair.
Hey zombie! Can ya smeeeeeell what Omega's cookin'?

 

[Plurralbles]

I have... a fork... a torch lighter... and a laptop. I think I could manage.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

I got a Mic Boom at my left, and a high stool at my right. I think I could do well....

 

[Fantasylord]

hmm lets see get outta my chair grab chair commence swinging

 

[Hatchet90]

Hasn't this thread been done? Let me go ahead and answer my own question, yes it has.

 

[BonsaiK]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

D'ohoho, clever stuff buddy. Why not try actually contributing to the thread, though?

The subtext of my comment is that brains beats brawn in survival scenarios.

 

[Vicarious Vangaurd]

Get off of arcanine OP.