So a zombie bursts through the door...

[-Samurai-]

I have a katana next to my computer. I'd be ok.

 

[Fidelias]

There's a gun hidden (well, usually hidden) in almost every room of my house. I'm currently sitting in my bedroom, which has a 12 gauge shotgun under the bed. I'm pretty sure I'll live.

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

I'd use empty vodka bottles.

 

[delet]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

D'ohoho, clever stuff buddy. Why not try actually contributing to the thread, though?

The subtext of my comment is that brains beats brawn in survival scenarios.

Really? I thought it was just a roundabout method of yelling, "Use the Searchbar!" Brains mean next to nothing if there's something right next to you, ready to kill you. If you're outside trying to find shelter or food then sure, brains account for a lot, but not in this situation.

 

[Devi Darkside]

I'd grab a Halloween mask and pull it over its face and take a picture. Fantastic! =P

 

[Teeth Kicker]

I'd use empty vodka bottles.

I like this one.

Closest object aside from my laptop itself is my longboard and a katana...I'd choose the longboard.

 

[HT_Black]

I got a couple of chairs here, a bunch of bottles under the counter, a bunch of containers, and a rebar a meter or two away...Doesn't seem like I'm that f**ked.

 

[Kontar]

I have 2 butterfly knives right in front of my monitor on my desk (they're fun to play with), have a "practice" sword leaning on my desk, a shotgun under my bed (I have been robbed before, it won't happen again), and multiple bronze/clay sculptures throughout my room. I think I may be fine, but who knows.

 

[Nixzilla]

I will let you decide I have next to me a
tv
xbox
computer
mouse
keyboard
air freshner
pack of mountain dew
my phone
3 xbox controllers
pack of batterys
nose spray
paper towls
Guitar from Guitar hero
small statue of a wolf
and my dog

 

[Souplex]

Within reach I have pillows, and a laptop. I don't need weapons.
The only part of a zombie that is actually dangerous is it's mouth.
A corpsified neck snaps much easier than an already frail human neck.

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

Dude, not every thread has to be a thought provoking, soul searching adventure, sure it may be a thread that's done before but it's done for the sake of fun. Maybe instead of complaining (god forbid) we can all just roll with it and just get a little bit of fun out of it, or is that too much to ask?

 

[General Vagueness]

keyboard, depends on if being "homerowed" is as damaging as it looks, or I guess I could use a chair, but they're pretty unwieldy

 

[Canid117]

I could stab it with my pen then beat it to re-death with my Xbox 360.


(Thats covered in the warranty right?)

 

[GrimTuesday]

I have a ten pound blacksmith hammer and a 25 pound curling bar. I think I'll be ok.

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

I could stab it with my pen then beat it to re-death with my Xbox 360.


(Thats covered in the warranty right?)

Not until MS scrutinizes every inch of your X-box to make sure by god you didn't so much as breath on it the wrong way

(see I can have underlying tones of intelligence in this thread)

 

[Zeema]

this is what i would do

OMG zombie michal jackson............There are lots of kids next door when he turns around jump on his back with a knife and stab the dude

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

I have a camera and hockey stick next to my desk....I say it's 50/50

 

[Hisshiss]

I would be fairly boned unless I could manage to bludgeon it to death with a laptop or xbox 360...Oh wait..My Ps2! this thing has been unplugged gathering dust for 4 years and has the ancient brick qualities of our old video game console ancestors (long live the game boy brick), Im totally gonna live .

 

[blankedboy]

This is a pretty cluttered room, so I could pretty easily get around it past the furniture and get hold of a tennis racket or a guitar. It's about 50-50.