So a zombie bursts through the door...

[rosemystica]

I have an end-table next to me. I figure I could work with that.

 

[smeghead25]

I'm at uni, there are about 30 other people in this room and three exits. I could probably escape as it's much more liekly to go for the other people before it gets to me. Then again, who wouldn't want to stick around to slay a zombie? It beats allowing all these noobs to get zombified and having to attempt to survive a zombie outbreak. So in that case...

I'd charge it and pin it to the ground with this large coffee table sitting next to me. Then I'd shove an Asian into it's jaws to stop it trying to bite and then I'd use the Asians laptop to smash it's head in.

Then I'd use the laptop on the zombie's head too.

 

[WOPR]

I would probably kill it but die in the process

and what's with the L4D references, does no one know of HotD anymore?

 

[Kaltazraza]

I panic and die.

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

I would probably kill it but die in the process

and what's with the L4D references, does no one know of HotD anymore?

Nope, I'm quite possibly the most L4D obsessed man on the planet.

 

[Cpu46]

I have (in order of lethalness) My chair, my printer, my tv, my laptop, my very sturdy remote, a britta water pitcher, a wastebasket, and a roll of duct tape.

I can probably take one out but any more and im kinda screwed

 

[WolfEdge]

I keep Ol' Batty right next to me for just such an occasion.

 

[Jodah]

Technically the closest thing to me is my laptop. I suppose I could bash him upside the head with it. However, if this were actually happening I would dive towards my Glock (its about 3 feet away so its an easy dive) and blow his freakin head off. Baring that I have a hunting knife and hatchet within fairly easy reach as well.

 

[WOPR]

I would probably kill it but die in the process

and what's with the L4D references, does no one know of HotD anymore?

Nope, I'm quite possibly the most L4D obsessed man on the planet.

I've never played it, House of the Dead had a LOAD of different zombie types, but no one really seemed to appreciate it until Sega just used it to smite Nintendo.

OT: I would kill it but die trying because I'm not really all that strong, but I do have many knives of varying types within my reach, as well as a short-sword that I need to remember to take off my bed before I lay down to go to sleep.

 

[Sark]

This wouldn't happen, my parents aren't home.

 

[MarcFirewing]

I have a katana and a 2x4 resting beside my bed as well as a BB gun fully loaded. So...I think I'll pick the katana.

 

[Wintermoot]

I got a baseball bat that I modified to look like the sandman from TF2 and a fake katana soI geus I,m good

 

[Paulie92]

Since I am usually in the living room with my dogs, the closest thing would either be a control or my dogs...I am so dying.

nonsense, bludgeon him with the dogs

OP I have a pen quite close or a pair of scissors just out of arms reach. So I guess I could stab it but I'd probably die

 

[Jukofux]

I have a MarbleTopped end table (thing is heavy), my Original Xbox (you know that would take out like 50 or so before breaking) and the kitchen is really close...and i got some cast-iron frying pans *evil grin* Gunna bonk some heads with this!

 

[AgentBJ09]

And you have to kill it with the closest thing you can grab, it can sprint at you with left 4 dead like speed, and is a tad bit stronger than you so you couldn't overpower it. Would you be able to survive the encounter?
For me I would probably be killed as the closest thing next to me is a wireless phone.

I'd shift into my werewolf form and tear the undead fleshbag's body in two before I toss him out my living room window.

 

[mattttherman3]

Well this laptop is a few pounds and is getting up there in age, so MAYBE I would survive, and if I dont unplug it, might zap the zombie.

 

[Jukofux]

OH!!! Can't believe this wasn't mentioned yet, I would also \attempt the Thriller dance see if that works =P