So a zombie bursts through the door...

[PeePantz]

I'm on crutches right now, so if it was just one, I would most certainly be able to bludgeon the thing's head in. However if there were a few, well, I'd be fucked.

 

[Nexus4]

probably throw the Final Fantasy 13 disk at it. It's shittyness is overwhelming, even for zombies!

 

[Paksenarrion]

Is it a philosophical zombie?

It can ride philosoraptor if that floats your boat.

In that case, I'd ask if it has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

 

[ShadowDude112]

My fists!

 

[Ekibiogami]

I Live in Texas... So does anyone need to barrow a Gun if this happens?
PS: I shoot it, Yes one in range.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Heavy lamp, desktop computer screen...That could work. Or my dog seeing that I'd be in danger would probably go for the zombie's throat. Yay teamwork?

 

[ilspooner]

I would to take the cover off the nearby fan and attempt to turn it into coloured rain. Other than that I have a chair, laptop, and keys. But if I jumped down the stairs into the kitchen, there are many long, pointy objects to beat up that nasty zombie! >

 

[Buleet]

Kick it.if its a l4d zombie itl stumble long enough to get an axe.

 

[sylekage]

That would be the only time I would use my laptop as a weapon. I would bludgeon it to (un)death.

 

[MirrorSweep]

Nothing unsquishy within reach, I shall have to tuck my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye!

 

[jackknife402]

I'd have a number of choices, I keep my pistol with a loaded mag taped under the desk nearby, I've got three different large knives on shelves nearby, my gun cabinet is just a quarter of a second within reach. Also I have a billy club under my bed.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Bludgeon it with my 360 controller then bring out my shinai (wooden kendo sword) and try to kill it.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

I have a laptop, several pens, a large glass and a 5kg book about ancient Egypt on hand - I'd probs try and stab it with the pens or smash its head with the glass. I really need my laptop - I have 2 uni assignments

 

[GrymZero]

I shit you not, I have a sword hanging on the wall beside me, and I know how to use it. I think I'm good. Especially since my bed is between me and the door. It'd have to take the time to get around it or over it.

 

[NonyaZ]

I'll finally have a legitimate use for my HP Officejet 7310 All-in-one.


Piece of crap printer...

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

A broken bottle might do the trick. Will it die if I cut it's throat? I'm in a tiny room so if it doesn't then I'm fucked.

 

[thahat]

the zombie did not jump me. it never got past the daffodils.
'there is a zombie on your lahaaaawn....'

 

[jackknife402]

I shit you not, I have a sword hanging on the wall beside me, and I know how to use it. I think I'm good. Especially since my bed is between me and the door. It'd have to take the time to get around it or over it.

I shit you not, that sword is probably a cheap display piece that'll break like a plate fallen on the floor.