I would be phenomenally curious how they got up the stairs, then probably use the chair I'm sitting on, or it's armrests sitting in the closet.
So a zombie bursts through the door...
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From where I am right now?
Get my letter opener, use it as a throwing knife to slow it down, then run into the kitchen and use my set of huge-ass kitchen knives as a makeshift arsenal. If they do not seem up to the job, I'll continue downstairs and get my KATANA!
Yes, I have a katana. Actually, two katanas, a rapier, and a longsword. Only the one is sharp, though; it came that way when I got it, much to my surprise and my mother's horror.
Get my letter opener, use it as a throwing knife to slow it down, then run into the kitchen and use my set of huge-ass kitchen knives as a makeshift arsenal. If they do not seem up to the job, I'll continue downstairs and get my KATANA!
Yes, I have a katana. Actually, two katanas, a rapier, and a longsword. Only the one is sharp, though; it came that way when I got it, much to my surprise and my mother's horror.
I have an acoustic guitar near me. That would deal some damage, I'm sure. At least enough damage to buy me time to get to the pool sticks across the room from me.
I actually sleep with a stake and a hammer within arms reach of my bed. Zombies aren't the thing I'm most worried about, but I'm sure I could improvise it.
Maybe I could bludgeon a zombie to death with my copy of The Fountainhead. It's like 600+ pages heavy and I'm never going to finish it anyway.
Maybe I could bludgeon a zombie to death with my copy of The Fountainhead. It's like 600+ pages heavy and I'm never going to finish it anyway.
If a zombie burst through my door i'd be like...
OH MY GAWD WTF A ZOMBIE!! Then I would roll out of my chair backwards, falling through the window down into a dumpster just as a dump-truck empties it upon which I climb out of the waste and as the truck stops I leap off and fall through a man-hole.
As I wade through the sewers I get eaten my a super-massive crocodile and then accidentally activate a sea-mine lodged in it's stomach exploding it and sending me on a wave through the sewers upon which I land in a large laboratory. A evil zombie scientist then turns me into a zombie and sends me up into the above world, where I go on an insatiable rampage and eventually find out where the scientist hides. Upon which I burst down the down to his dwelling and he escapes out the window.
Years later when I'm old and frail I design a time machine to travel back to that day and create an army of zombie bretheren to hunt him down.
TL;DR Um... I'd be fine cause I got like 3 swords, a bat, a guitar, a 50cm PCP pipe and a stick with a metal knob on it in arms reach. Seriously.
OH MY GAWD WTF A ZOMBIE!! Then I would roll out of my chair backwards, falling through the window down into a dumpster just as a dump-truck empties it upon which I climb out of the waste and as the truck stops I leap off and fall through a man-hole.
As I wade through the sewers I get eaten my a super-massive crocodile and then accidentally activate a sea-mine lodged in it's stomach exploding it and sending me on a wave through the sewers upon which I land in a large laboratory. A evil zombie scientist then turns me into a zombie and sends me up into the above world, where I go on an insatiable rampage and eventually find out where the scientist hides. Upon which I burst down the down to his dwelling and he escapes out the window.
Years later when I'm old and frail I design a time machine to travel back to that day and create an army of zombie bretheren to hunt him down.
TL;DR Um... I'd be fine cause I got like 3 swords, a bat, a guitar, a 50cm PCP pipe and a stick with a metal knob on it in arms reach. Seriously.
i've got quite a few moderately heavy things within reach but for style purposes i think i'd prefer to beat it with my pool cue to the tune of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now"
Step 1: "Holy muffins! What the hell is going--ZOMBIE!!"
EDIT: FINE! Since it has to be within reach, guess I'd skewer it with some of my arrows, then follow the steps. Yes, there are arrows (and three bows) by my computer.
Step 2: Run down hall screaming so everyone is aware of said zombie
Step 3: Grab the two-handed broad sword from my room and run back to zombie
Step 4: Run zombie through with sword and push it backward until sword is in the wall, pinning zombie
Step 5: Run back down hall and grab Arwen's sword from the top of my dresser.
Step 6: Run back to zombie and slice off it's head with Arwen's sword.
Step 7: Make sure zombie is dead by skewering head with said sword.
Step 8: "YES! Not only did I kill a zombie, but I got to use my swords for their intended purpose. Happy day!"
EDIT: FINE! Since it has to be within reach, guess I'd skewer it with some of my arrows, then follow the steps. Yes, there are arrows (and three bows) by my computer.
Step 2: Run down hall screaming so everyone is aware of said zombie
Step 3: Grab the two-handed broad sword from my room and run back to zombie
Step 4: Run zombie through with sword and push it backward until sword is in the wall, pinning zombie
Step 5: Run back down hall and grab Arwen's sword from the top of my dresser.
Step 6: Run back to zombie and slice off it's head with Arwen's sword.
Step 7: Make sure zombie is dead by skewering head with said sword.
Step 8: "YES! Not only did I kill a zombie, but I got to use my swords for their intended purpose. Happy day!"
On the shelf next to me the only thing worth grabbing would be an old N64 controller and thats not saying much... Id be eaten.
gonna grab my katana (yes... a real one) and gonna chop its head off... and after that grab every other melee weapon i got and prepare 
got 1 axe, 1 katana, 1 mini katana, 1 big ass knife and shitload of swords and daggers... xD
got 1 axe, 1 katana, 1 mini katana, 1 big ass knife and shitload of swords and daggers... xD
