So a zombie bursts through the door...

[Pegghead]

I'd probably grab my lamp.

 

[HellbirdIV]

I'd use my chair, or the chair next to my computer I use as a micro-table. Either way the zombie is fucked.

CHAIR-FU!

 

[Burningsok]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

D'ohoho, clever stuff buddy. Why not try actually contributing to the thread, though?

The subtext of my comment is that brains beats brawn in survival scenarios.

true, that's what it all comes down to.

 

[yesimacasualgamer]

Well, i'd proberelly yell out "WTF, a zombie cool. Fucking awesome a real zombie. Somthing to do, i can kill a zombie fuking insane, mental!" might try to take a picture. Then grab my zombie apocolypse weapon. (i actually have a zombie apocloylse weapon, it's a neck of a bass guitar me and my mates set on fire). After absoulueley beating the shit out of it. I would grab a can of pepsi and be on with my day. slaying maybe 10 minutes tops of boredem

 

[Kenko]

With the power of the Emperor I will strike the zombie down with my "The Founding by Dan Abnett" !

Yeah, whats for dinner?.... ME! =D

 

[GrimTuesday]

I have a ten pound blacksmith hammer and a 25 pound curling bar. I think I'll be ok.

Yea...Those are great Objects when it comes to speed... Your not wodan

Il just Trow my PS3 Controle to Distract and just Climb out of the window like a lil shit xD

This is my Back Up plan when the PS3 thing doesnt work...

Trust me as far as I'm concerned ten and 25 pounds is nothing. At 6 foot 2 390 pounds with a bunch of muscle I can hold my own with a heavy weapon. Besides there's nothing like splattering a zombies brains to get the blood pumping in the morning, and what better way to do it then with a heavy weapon.

 

[Defective_Detective]

Hmm. Well let's see. Luckily, my door is already semi-barricaded with various pieces of room-junk, so that might buy me the precious seconds I need to grab my buckler and umbrella from across the room.

Once equipped, I can use the shield to keep the clawing, brain-munching monster at bay until I'm ready to either bludgeon it with the shield boss/rim, or stab it in the eyes with the umbrella tip.

Demonstrably, living in the UK means I must utilize more creative means to dispose of these all too regular encounters than my American colleagues, what with thier convenient access to firearms and katanas.

 

[Defective_Detective]

With the power of the Emperor I will strike the zombie down with my "The Founding by Dan Abnett" !

Yeah, whats for dinner?.... ME! =D

I dunno... That could leave a pretty stinging papercut.

 

[Gypc]

Demonstrably, living in the UK means I must utilize more creative means to dispose of these all too regular encounters than my American colleague's, what with thier convenient access to firearms and katanas.

Thanks a lot for passing those strict arms laws on to Australia

OT: Dash for the kitchen knife rack. There's a 50/50 chance I'd make it, although probably a bit lower at the moment, since I have a headache.

 

[neoontime]

Well this computer but I guess that would mean losing the escapist for a while. Hmm, I guess this pen is always good for something.

 

[Legendary Alucard]

I have a ten pound blacksmith hammer and a 25 pound curling bar. I think I'll be ok.

Yea...Those are great Objects when it comes to speed... Your not wodan

Il just Trow my PS3 Controle to Distract and just Climb out of the window like a lil shit xD

This is my Back Up plan when the PS3 thing doesnt work...

Trust me as far as I'm concerned ten and 25 pounds is nothing. At 6 foot 2 390 pounds with a bunch of muscle I can hold my own with a heavy weapon. Besides there's nothing like splattering a zombies brains to get the blood pumping in the morning, and what better way to do it then with a heavy weapon.

Better Way > 12 Gauge?

 

[ScRaT_the_destroyer]

i guess ill have to murder it with an empty kettle, student life ftw

 

[Spygon]

well first it had to jump over my bed to get me so i got a few extra seconds to either pick up my weights and smash its head in or give my baseball bat a good old swing.

What? i have been waiting for this day to come and am very prepared lol

 

[logiman]

My G15..dunno if i should use it (i <3 it)..and it has a damn cable!

..or a DVD/Sticky Notes

 

[dragonslayer32]

I have a laptop, a bottle of pepsi max and a wall of DVDs. I mightjust survive this...

 

[icame]

Within arms reach? i got a pop can...if i can get across the room i have a pen....im f*cked

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I could pick up my Schecter, and those are some damn heavy guitars. Either that or what is actually closest to my mouse hand, which is Dave McClain's drumstick that I caught at the Machine Head show in Melbourne earlier in the year. Both of these things may do damage, although I probably wouldn't be able to get the guitar into an attacking/defensive position fast enough.

 

[Talshere]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

EDIT I need to learn to read,still even if it comes through the door Id do the same with possibly some random distance making kick first to get a good lineup.

 

[Trifixion]

I'm at my desk, with my favorite computer diagnostic tool...a 3 iron golf club...right next to the desk (seriously, it works...I've fixed at least a dozen hardware problems by giving them a light smack with the club). And I'm in a mood to use it. Zombie head is gonna be splattered.

 

[Defective_Detective]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

Easy there, champ. We're just talking about a single zombie bursting in through the door of the room you are in right now. Not a full blown apocalypse scenario.