So a zombie bursts through the door...

[Talshere]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

Easy there, champ. We're just talking about a single zombie bursting in through the door of the room you are in right now. Not a full blown apocalypse scenario.

Stage one infestation is just how it starts, in a world not used to Zombie events a stage 1 escalates to a stage 2 in a matter of hours. We could have a stage 3 on our hands in a matter of days. Better to be out of there before the majority population are turned and people start fighting each other for supplies. Besides, its a student town, you might get a few funny looks but other wise walking down the street in full plate with a waraxe on your hip attracts surprisingly little attention.

 

[teh_Canape]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop

I read up to this and instantly thought

"I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop and type him to death"

typing of the dead ftw

 

[Defective_Detective]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

Easy there, champ. We're just talking about a single zombie bursting in through the door of the room you are in right now. Not a full blown apocalypse scenario.

Stage one infestation is just how it starts, in a world not used to Zombie events a stage 1 escalates to a stage 2 in a matter of hours. We could have a stage 3 on our hands in a matter of days. Better to be out of there before the majority population are turned and people start fighting each other for supplies. Besides, its a student town, you might get a few funny looks but other wise walking down the street in full plate with a waraxe on your hip attracts surprisingly little attention.

I know. Most of the people reading this thread have likely read "The Zombie Survival Guide" too. I'm saying that you're getting off-topic. This is just supposed to be a fun little thread about how you'd spontaneously deal with an unexpected threat bursting through your door at this moment in time.

 

[Talshere]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

Easy there, champ. We're just talking about a single zombie bursting in through the door of the room you are in right now. Not a full blown apocalypse scenario.

Stage one infestation is just how it starts, in a world not used to Zombie events a stage 1 escalates to a stage 2 in a matter of hours. We could have a stage 3 on our hands in a matter of days. Better to be out of there before the majority population are turned and people start fighting each other for supplies. Besides, its a student town, you might get a few funny looks but other wise walking down the street in full plate with a waraxe on your hip attracts surprisingly little attention.

I know. Most of the people reading this thread have likely read "The Zombie Survival Guide" too. I'm saying that you're getting off-topic. This is just supposed to be a fun little thread about how you'd spontaneously deal with an unexpected threat bursting through your door at this moment in time.

That IS how I would spontaneously deal with it Id be out the town in 15 mins XD

 

[wolfshrimp]

I grab the 5kg dumbbells that are next to me and show it what a flye is for *squish*

 

[Ninja Tank]

wow i get to say "boom headshot" cause the nearest thing to kill with is my gun at my feet, or the metal bat out of my reach.

 

[Talshere]

wow i get to say "boom headshot" cause the nearest thing to kill with is my gun at my feet, or the metal bat out of my reach.

You keep a loaded gun near your computer I couldnt do it, a fluke accident could see the end of my baby QQ

 

[Hazzaslagga]

well i'm holding a Jackson king v guitar at the moment so yeah. put 2 and 2 together.

 

[ninja555]

Throw my china mug of cold tea at it then while it's stunned poison it with a sharpie.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

I would beat it to death with my laptop, or the two swiss army knives in the drawer beside me. If I had to destroy the head I would choose laptop, but if they are L4D variants then the knifes would help (I'm immune to everything IRL)

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

A table, yeah I think I'm good.

 

[Ziggy]

i have a deo but no lighter
i also got a wall

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

My ps3 controller. ggnore

 

[Mechsoap]

a spoon with some milk and raisins on it

yeah i could stab it atleast

 

[Ninja Tank]

wow i get to say "boom headshot" cause the nearest thing to kill with is my gun at my feet, or the metal bat out of my reach.

You keep a loaded gun near your computer I couldnt do it, a fluke accident could see the end of my baby QQ

I keep the thing held on the side of my desk with a clip half the way in just in case

 

[the rabidrabit]

I've been waiting for this my whole life. Fucking bring it zombie!

Electric guitar, sharpened scissors, hockey stick, cricket bat, heavy steel tool box full of tools and various lengths of cable if I simply need to tie it up. Zombie is going down.

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

I could throw my tv remote at it... Ya I'd be dead.=/

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

My dog is right here. He'd charge the zombie, giving me time to go to my safe, where I'd return with a shotgun. I'd make it, but probably not my dog.

 

[Brandon237]

I got 2 heavy chairs right here, on with metal framing, and a damn heavy, clunky fan. And a glass, of the glass, smashable variety. And a trophy with a very spiky star on it. And in a steps reach is a metal beam. I would go to town on that bastard and have so many bits of zombie lying around it would take a team of cleaners armed with mops and hosepipes weeks to to clean that crap out.