So a zombie bursts through the door...

[Tanner The Monotone]

I have a machete that I bought at yard sale, so say bye-bye to the zombie's head!

 

[SniperMacFox]

I'm right near a door which isn't a good start, but I do have a small amount of snooker cues nearby I could batter it off with. Then I'd better get on with that "Plan-Z" I created a lil while ago...

 

[silverowl]

Guitar FTW. give him a smack of a Les Paul, and he never rising again

 

[C95J]

ummm, a glass on the table next to me, my laptop itself, and I could probably run to the kitchen and grab a knife out of the draw.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I've got a cup, a bottle of wine and a number of very heavy books next to me right now.
That zombie won't have a skull when I'm done.

 

[rokkolpo]

well I have this.....FORK!

(i'm so dead)

 

[tris4992]

omg my guitar

can I prefer to die ?

 

[MrShowerHead]

Taste my 2GB USB flash drive, you filthy pack of rotten meat!

 

[fullbleed]

I've got a glass infront of me and a folding metal chair, that should do.

 

[Dango]

Well I have a metal wastebin right next to me so that could be pretty useful.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

I would shove it down, sprint downstairs to get a large kitchen knife then go all Left 4 Dead 2 super survivor on it's ass.

Then get on a plane to Japan to get me a real katana that can withstand a zombie siege. If I can't, then I'm going to the nearest store that sells machetes, axes and chainsaws.

If I can't shove it, then I slam a bucket over it's head.

Or punch it in the balls, then stab it with mah nail clippers.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Silenced USP .45 Tactical, on my desk less than 6 inches from my dominant hand, so no I'm not dying anytime soon from any intruder.

Illegal to have a silenced weapon in the US. If you are from there.

You are incorrect, the United States taxes and strictly regulates the manufacture and sale of suppressors under the National Firearms Act. They are legal for individuals to possess and use for lawful purposes in thirty-eight of the fifty states. A prospective user must go through an application process administered by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), which requires a Federal tax payment of USD 200.00 and a thorough criminal background check. The USD 200.00 buys a tax stamp, which is the legal document allowing possession of a suppressor.


California is not a part of the real United States.

Suppressors don't do crap. They change the gunshot from deafening to slightly louder than a dragonforce concert. It's not just a little "pshew" like in the movies.

 

[ecoho]

um i still dont have my table up down here and the legs to it are right next to me can you say mace?

 

[Ekonk]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

Oh snap.

He's right though. But on the other hand, imagine the Escapist without zombie threads! It wouldn't be the Escapist!

I'd look around for someting heave and potentionally lethal. I have a katana here, but it's ornamental and not sharp. Might as well try jamming it into the eyesocket though. If all else fails, jump out of the window.

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

Oh snap.

He's right though. But on the other hand, imagine the Escapist without zombie threads! It wouldn't be the Escapist!

I'd look around for someting heave and potentionally lethal. I have a katana here, but it's ornamental and not sharp. Might as well try jamming it into the eyesocket though. If all else fails, jump out of the window.

We have to have some stupid fun now and again.

 

[Timotei]

First I'd wonder how he burst in a 150 lbs, solid-core, quadruple-hinge, three lock hardwood door.

Not even a police battering ram can defeat that

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Well, with my amazing mind, I would spawn James Doungwensen The eighthundred-thirty first to give him a long lexture, while I run upstairs grab my dad's shotgun, and blow him away.

 

[LogicNProportion]

I'm in a living room with no doors that a zombie could break down.

I win, for no such zombie exists.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I would use the katana hanging over my bed :3