So Anita Sarkeesian and the ME3 ending are drowning in a whirlpool...

[Vigormortis]

I'd plead with the sea lion to save them both, allowing me to jump into the whirlpool, escaping this stupid shit.

I would kill and eat all three of them. It is the way of my people.

Just don't toss the remnants into the whirlpool, please. If I'm to live down there, I'd like to keep it free of detritus.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Probably the ME3 ending, simple because Tail shouldn't have to be anywhere near Anita.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

Fuck the whirlpool.
Marry the Sealion (for the inherent protection so many guns and cuteness provides).
Kill the ME3 ending.

Anita will float. Like a duck. So I'm unconcerned.

Am I doing this right?

 

[Someone Depressing]

I would go out on a romantic dinner with the sealion and ignore the drowning fools calling for help psychically influence the whirlpool to explode learn, because learning if half the battle become god sit down in the fetal position and cry.

Though if I had the option of not being a twat I would have the sealion save Sarkeesian, and that's only if her earrings don't inflate out to be a life raft.

 

[CaitSeith]

I would walk right up to that whirlpool and say;

Boom!

Spoiler: Boom!

Give that girl a medal or something!

 

[Story]

I would save my pet/dog.

God, anyone know the link to that old thread? I kinda want to relive the hilarity.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I'm sorry, but my answer is only available as DLC to players who pre-ordered. Please stand by as a forumgoer writes a long, rambling post blaming this on feminism, Gamer Gate, My Little Pony, Obama or global warming.

 

[lionsprey]

could i ignore the whole whirlpool situation and befriend the sealion instead?

 

[FalloutJack]

Since I'm not as critical of game endings as other people, I save Mass Effect 3.

 

[totheendofsin]

Neither, I would throw a bunch of gg supporters and an equal ammount of people opposed to gg into the whirlpool and get my new sealion buddy to go get popcorn as they argue over whose fault it is that they're in the whirlpool in the first place. I wouldalso toss a few copies of The Order for good measure

 

[RedDeadFred]

Neither, I would throw a bunch of gg supporters and an equal ammount of people opposed to gg into the whirlpool and get my new sealion buddy to go get popcorn as they argue over whose fault it is that they're in the whirlpool in the first place. I wouldalso toss a few copies of The Order for good measure

I think throwing in someone from the Westboro Baptist Church would spice it up even more! It would be interesting to see if the others unify against them or if they simply create even more rage. Also, I'm going to break one of my own rules and order my popcorn with layered butter since this is going to be an especially entertaining sight.

 

[cleric of the order]

Neither, I would throw a bunch of gg supporters and an equal ammount of people opposed to gg into the whirlpool and get my new sealion buddy to go get popcorn as they argue over whose fault it is that they're in the whirlpool in the first place. I wouldalso toss a few copies of The Order for good measure

I suggest leaving out the GG and aGG auxilias.
there are so many convoluted connections the whirlpool would cease to exist.

I personally would take the ME3 ending, I actually like it.
And I know that anita shouldn't get all the blame for the shit McIntosh writes but I know I will not cry for her, have you seen her delivery? she already dead.

 

[totheendofsin]

Neither, I would throw a bunch of gg supporters and an equal ammount of people opposed to gg into the whirlpool and get my new sealion buddy to go get popcorn as they argue over whose fault it is that they're in the whirlpool in the first place. I wouldalso toss a few copies of The Order for good measure

I think throwing in someone from the Westboro Baptist Church would spice it up even more! It would be interesting to see if the others unify against them or if they simply create even more rage. Also, I'm going to break one of my own rules and order my popcorn with layered butter since this is going to be an especially entertaining sight.

Why stop there! Throw in some klansmen, scientologists, and anti-vaxxers. See if we can create the rage singularity!

 

[Barbas]

I would also toss a few copies of The Order for good measure

Why no love for Ubisoft? :c

OT: The sea lion saves one while I try and save the other, I guess? I say "try", because I'm about as useful as Hellen Keller in water. Being a brony would make you a better swimmer, I guess, with the two extra legs - that's like being a centaur, right?

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Hmmm...I'd most likely just look away from the toilet bowl I'm puking in and maybe call 911.
Because if I'm tripping THAT fucking hard to see that shit, I think I would actually need medical attention.

 

[StreamerDarkly]

I'd be compelled to sit back and watch the scene unfold, safe in the knowledge that I'm doing the right thing.

The sea lion, denizen of Twitter that he is, would already be fully apprised of the society crushing dangers of saving a damsel in distress. He would therefore elect to save Mass Effect 3, empowering Anita to fend for herself against the circulatriarchy.

Do hoochie hoop earrings help or hinder buoyancy?

 

[Fox12]

If we kill the ME3 ending, do we get a new one? Or will this simply stop people from talking about it? Because I want the ME3 ending to live on forever in infamy. Never forget. Never let those fools at Bioware forget.

Besides, when will you people learn? Anita is like Obi-wan, except way more dangerous. If you strike her down, she will become more powerful then you could possibly imagine. The whirlpool would be labeled a video game mysogynist on the news, and inspire more people to follow Anita then ever.

Anita sarkeesian according to GG:

 

[Deathmageddon]

As much as I dislike both of those things - and as much as I support retributive justice - insane, first-world "feminism" doesn't merit capital punishment. Relatively innocent humans have a natural, inalienable right to life. *Sigh*

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Ooh, can i join in?

I would grab the sealion in a headlock and jump right in there, shouting "GERONIMOOOOOOO!!...Screw this terrible infliction of life and heartcrushing pain and loneliness! Here...Anita, take my life raft, grab the ME3 ending and save yourselves! But please, just remember this one very important bit of ad *gurgle gurgle*"

...and then i drown with the eel. Wait, i mean sealion.

True story.


Where are we again?

 

[Colour Scientist]

This scenario needs more white people.