I have no tomatoes... HELP! Need tomatoes!JThai said:The FSM only helps those who wash themselves of the holy sauceuniversaltraveller said:WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Why doesn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster save us?!?!
Welp... might as well channel Vile and go berserk if that happens, or meditate i guess, i'll play by ear
i think so. Well no problems, i can now look forward to Pesto-pendance day.universaltraveller said:I have no tomatoes... HELP! Need tomatoes!JThai said:The FSM only helps those who wash themselves of the holy sauceuniversaltraveller said:WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Why doesn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster save us?!?!
Welp... might as well channel Vile and go berserk if that happens, or meditate i guess, i'll play by ear
Oh wait, is this a christian apocalypse, does that mean us pastfarians and the rest will be fine?
like that will ever happenShadow Geo said:This guy wants us to know so that when the day comes, we should repent as the sinners we are and as a broken people, beg for God's forgiveness and mercy.Jedamethis said:What he said.Fayathon said:Also anyone that tries to solve one dogmatic doomsday prophecy with exacting math using an estimate as the main variable really shouldn't be so sure of themselves.
Also, I've always wondered: If you're certain of the apocalypse, why tell everyone? Just causes unnecessary worry and suffering...
He also accepts credit cards.Shadow Geo said:This guy wants us to know so that when the day comes, we should repent as the sinners we are and as a broken people, beg for God's forgiveness and mercy.Jedamethis said:What he said.Fayathon said:Also anyone that tries to solve one dogmatic doomsday prophecy with exacting math using an estimate as the main variable really shouldn't be so sure of themselves.
Also, I've always wondered: If you're certain of the apocalypse, why tell everyone? Just causes unnecessary worry and suffering...
And this right here is where Camping fails so hard, you can hear it from across the country.st0pnsw0p said:the 13,023 anniversary of creation
Hahaha, that made me laugh!!Anti Nudist Cupcake said:He also accepts credit cards.Shadow Geo said:This guy wants us to know so that when the day comes, we should repent as the sinners we are and as a broken people, beg for God's forgiveness and mercy.Jedamethis said:What he said.Fayathon said:Also anyone that tries to solve one dogmatic doomsday prophecy with exacting math using an estimate as the main variable really shouldn't be so sure of themselves.
Also, I've always wondered: If you're certain of the apocalypse, why tell everyone? Just causes unnecessary worry and suffering...
I tried using your point about light speed when arguing with a YEC once...His response? God distorts time and space to test believers. I've also read online that God created the earth in a "time bubble" to "protect" it. From what, it didn't say.Macgyvercas said:Snip
So if you predict every single day, it will never happen? Well, that was easy.bombadilillo said:Since the Bible says "However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows." Matthew 23:36
The day someone predicts is by definition the one day it cannot be.
I predict the apocalypse will be in some point in time.bombadilillo said:Since the Bible says "However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows." Matthew 23:36
The day someone predicts is by definition the one day it cannot be.