So apparently, the apocalypse is coming May 21st.

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JET1971

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I predict the world is going to end when the WOW servers get shut down for the last time.
 

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JThai said:
universaltraveller said:
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Why doesn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster save us?!?!
The FSM only helps those who wash themselves of the holy sauce :(
Welp... might as well channel Vile and go berserk if that happens, or meditate i guess, i'll play by ear
I have no tomatoes... HELP! Need tomatoes!

Oh wait, is this a christian apocalypse, does that mean us pastfarians and the rest will be fine?
 

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universaltraveller said:
JThai said:
universaltraveller said:
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Why doesn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster save us?!?!
The FSM only helps those who wash themselves of the holy sauce :(
Welp... might as well channel Vile and go berserk if that happens, or meditate i guess, i'll play by ear
I have no tomatoes... HELP! Need tomatoes!

Oh wait, is this a christian apocalypse, does that mean us pastfarians and the rest will be fine?
i think so. Well no problems, i can now look forward to Pesto-pendance day.

Its almost as though 2012 wasnt soon enough for these people...
 

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Shadow Geo said:
Jedamethis said:
Fayathon said:
Also anyone that tries to solve one dogmatic doomsday prophecy with exacting math using an estimate as the main variable really shouldn't be so sure of themselves.
What he said.

Also, I've always wondered: If you're certain of the apocalypse, why tell everyone? Just causes unnecessary worry and suffering...
This guy wants us to know so that when the day comes, we should repent as the sinners we are and as a broken people, beg for God's forgiveness and mercy.
like that will ever happen
 

Mrsoupcup

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Christ... Weren't all our appliances supposed to go all Hitchcock on us because of Y2K?

(Also after 2012 doesn't happen I'm going to watch the movie 2012. I have had the DVD sealed up and unwatched just for the occasion)
 

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[HEADING=1]OH GOD, IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH! WE'RE DOOMED!! IT'S ALL OV-[/HEADING]

Nah. Can't get into it. Sorry. The world ending can't suddenly flashbang us. Needs build-up. And if someone says May 21 and that's only a week away, what the hell could we have missed to not see it coming, and I mean REALLY coming? Even god gave us some notice.
 

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Shadow Geo said:
Jedamethis said:
Fayathon said:
Also anyone that tries to solve one dogmatic doomsday prophecy with exacting math using an estimate as the main variable really shouldn't be so sure of themselves.
What he said.

Also, I've always wondered: If you're certain of the apocalypse, why tell everyone? Just causes unnecessary worry and suffering...
This guy wants us to know so that when the day comes, we should repent as the sinners we are and as a broken people, beg for God's forgiveness and mercy.
He also accepts credit cards.
 

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st0pnsw0p said:
the 13,023 anniversary of creation
And this right here is where Camping fails so hard, you can hear it from across the country.

Scientists estimate that the Earth is approx. 4.6 billion years old, and can back this up with data. They also estimate the universe itself is around 14 billion years old. Personally, I'm going to go with what the data tells me rather than some nut's interpretation of a book that is not supposed to be taken literally.

But even not using those estimates for the age of earth and the universe, I'd still call bullcrap, and use plenty of other celestial bodies. Take the Andromeda Galazy for instance. 2.54 million light years away. This alone means that the figure he gives is incorrect, seeing as we are able to observe the Andromeda Galaxy with the naked eye, and the light we see started traveling 2.54 million years ago.

*In case anyone was wondering, 2.54 million light years is approximately (assuming my calculations are correct) 1.4909072544 x 10^19 miles (i.e. fourteen quintillion, nine hundred nine quadrillion, seventy two trillion, five hundred forty four billion).

I like big numbers. So sue me.
 

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I heard somewhere else that the world was supposed to end on October 21st. That's the day after my birthday. >.<
 

Shadow Geo

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Anti Nudist Cupcake said:
Shadow Geo said:
Jedamethis said:
Fayathon said:
Also anyone that tries to solve one dogmatic doomsday prophecy with exacting math using an estimate as the main variable really shouldn't be so sure of themselves.
What he said.

Also, I've always wondered: If you're certain of the apocalypse, why tell everyone? Just causes unnecessary worry and suffering...
This guy wants us to know so that when the day comes, we should repent as the sinners we are and as a broken people, beg for God's forgiveness and mercy.
He also accepts credit cards.
Hahaha, that made me laugh!!
 

jonyboy13

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Didn't the world end already on May 11? Gah, it's hard to keep track on so many apocalypses...
 

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He's not Camping! He's Trolling! Big dif.

This is just for publicity right? I'm sure he actually does believe this stuff, but nevertheless, He just wants to be the guy who everyone was thinking about when the world ended. Or is that cynical of me to think?
 

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Macgyvercas said:
I tried using your point about light speed when arguing with a YEC once...His response? God distorts time and space to test believers. I've also read online that God created the earth in a "time bubble" to "protect" it. From what, it didn't say.

There's no arguing with people who want to believe certain things.
 

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You know what! Sure I believe them, one of the crazy peoples predicting the apocalypse must be right so why not these guys, I'm gonna go atone for my sins now, it was nice knowing you all!
 

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Bible says no man will know the day of judgment. So even by their own scripture, they are wrong.
Im a Christian, so I can bash them for stupidity, AND refute them on a scriptural basis at the same time and do so like a prick XD! I win! *Halo Multiplayer Voice* DOUBLE KILL!
 

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bombadilillo said:
Since the Bible says "However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows." Matthew 23:36

The day someone predicts is by definition the one day it cannot be.
So if you predict every single day, it will never happen? Well, that was easy.

captcha: thee,my lonsuceo
 

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bombadilillo said:
Since the Bible says "However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows." Matthew 23:36

The day someone predicts is by definition the one day it cannot be.
I predict the apocalypse will be in some point in time.
OMFG guys!!! I just stopped the apocalypse from ever coming!
Edit: I just want everyone to know that when I was writing this, the previous comment had yet to be written.