So apparently, the apocalypse is coming May 21st.
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I've seen one of those billboards in my hometown. Well. Now I know what it means... I wonder if they have a specific meeting place for me to burn bibles out in front of?
Oh come now. They'll have enough humiliation when nothing happens.conflictofinterests said:
And besides, book-burning? THAT'S LOW, MAN.
OH GOD! It's starting to sound like the freaking Catholic Church. Where's Martin Luthor when ya need him?!Anti Nudist Cupcake said:
With a few minutes of research I found 39 other so called "Apocalypse" or "Doomsday" days that have come and gone.
Ah! So that's why we're all dead. Makes perfect sense. At this point I would make an incredibly offensive gesture imitating somebody who has poor control of their limbs, but I really shouldn't.Shadow Geo said:
Hey, all I heard is some variant on "God forgives." Maybe you had to feel bad about it or something...TheMidst said:
Does regretting something count as repenting or do you have to...I'm not even sure how you repent. :/
And another thing. What did I do? Am I supposed to repent for not being Jesus II?
...Damnit, why can I never think of these questions when I'm with somebody who could answer them. xD
It's not like I was going to start a bonfire.lacktheknack said:
It'd probably be one of those tiny, shitty hotel bibles too, so it'd be even smaller...
But I guess where I live is too prone to wildfires for me to just leave a burning book somewhere...
Now that's not necessary my good friend. It's just usually the Doomsday, Bible thumping morons who believe in the Church as their savior rather than God.Torrasque said:
and to quote Ghandi, "It is sad that you Christians are very unlike your Christ"
I'm kinda dissapointed in the people predicting this. Just another reason to let the world laugh at those with beliefs while the tolerant and respectful ones catch the butt end of this.
I Say we burn every religious book just to be sure. Hehehehe if you're going to offend someone you better do it full force and learn to expand your offendees.conflictofinterests said:
As my college professor once said, "If you're going to make the life choice of being an asshole, I respect that, but you better learn not to apologize for it"
No no, God loves you, but is unable to forgive.Jedamethis said:
Jesus, Forgives but only if you truely believe in him, although Jesus is part of God..so idk Im an atheist that was raised christian so I'm doing my best to forget all that
He says that fossils are animals that died in the Flood. God left their bones there as a warning. (Which makes no sense to me, because didn't God promise not to flood the world again? Supposedly that's the point of the rainbow...)Macgyvercas said:
Well I'll keep an eye out XD
Seriously though, even in the context of the bible, it says no one will know when it happens, soooooo...
Actually I'm pretty sure spinning the bible into your own twisted version is pretty bad as well D:
Seriously though, even in the context of the bible, it says no one will know when it happens, soooooo...
Actually I'm pretty sure spinning the bible into your own twisted version is pretty bad as well D:
This is probably the 40th time that the apocalypse has been said to occur, in my lifetime alone...Madara XIII said:Now that's not necessary my good friend. It's just usually the Doomsday, Bible thumping morons who believe in the Church as their savior rather than God.Torrasque said:
and to quote Ghandi, "It is sad that you Christians are very unlike your Christ"
Yeah, Ghandi was a really cool guy, he doesn't afraid of anything.
I like the intelligent christians that believe their stuff and leave everyone else alone. They are the most engaging to argue with.
Unfortunately, when 1 douchebag that calls themselves X, everyone who considers themselves X, catch the butt end. It doesn't matter who is actually X as far as everyone around them, is concerned.
Oh not this again....
The world is NOT ending in the near future. I wish these doomsayer nutjobs would just shut up and go away.
I hope I don't have school or anything that day, because I will want to be in my house with a weapon, ready to bash over the head any nutjob doomsayer who tries to break into my house since "it doesn't matter anymore, we all gonna diiiiiie!"
....Freakin doomsayers...
The world is NOT ending in the near future. I wish these doomsayer nutjobs would just shut up and go away.
I hope I don't have school or anything that day, because I will want to be in my house with a weapon, ready to bash over the head any nutjob doomsayer who tries to break into my house since "it doesn't matter anymore, we all gonna diiiiiie!"
....Freakin doomsayers...