So escapists what embarrassing things do you guys & girls do when your alone? (Nothing dirty please)

[Byr0m]

I sing loudly to SMILE.DK and dance while sat cross-legged on my bed playing video games.

Slightly off-topic: On Wednesday, I skipped down a hill, spinning around and arms stretched out, coming back from my piano lesson singing the Bayonetta theme song fairly loudly :S My sister thought I was mental XD.

 

[Nouw]

Whenever I feel like it and my ego allows it, I sing and rap. Now this isn't just casual singing but full-on singing entire songs; same applies for rapping. I memorized songs like Clint Eastwood all the way Intergalactic. I'd rather rap when no one else is around but I don't mind singing because I know I won't cause severe ear-bleeding. I'm in a choir you see.

 

[Total LOLige]

Sometimes I let out a little yodel every now and then. Also I masturbate furiously to hardcore pornography. Of course I'm joking........It's super hardcore pornography. Just joking I don't really, bet I had you going then.

 

[Artina89]

I don't know about "embarrassing" but when I am alone I do one or more of the following:

Talk to myself
Listen to songs by Voltaire at full blast
Watch Law & Order: Criminal intent
Post on the Escapist
Look up various terms in the dictionary (usually english dictionaries and medical dictionaries)
Play video games and provide my own commentary.

Out of those that I would say I am the most embarrassed about is probably talking to myself (both with games and without) and looking up terms in the dictionary. I think it makes me sound like my life is sad and empty or something.

 

[Valksy]

Talk to myself a lot.

Sometimes I talk to the cats and, although I would deny it categorically if challenged, there is a degree of...ahem.. "baby" talk (affecting a silly voice, burbling nonsense). Before I had cats around, I used to talk to my goldfish.

 

[Azaradel]

Talk to myself.

And I'm not talking about just mumbling a little or anything like that, but taking on the roles of two different persons and having long conversations... with myself. I'm a one man show if there ever was one.

 

[The Human Torch]

I talk to my goldfish.

What? It makes them grow..or something.

 

[Icaruss]

I have in depth conversations with myself about random topics.Will i ever be pretty,Why do i look down on most of humanity,Dose so and so like me,why did the Night lords have to go rengede (they just so damned cool) will the Miami dolphins ever reach the promised land(the super bowl) will i ever be able to finish a marathon,why are boobs so great.Etc. to name a few.

 

[Folksoul]

Sing. Hijack the widescreen t.v. and have an anime marathon.

 

[Lightning Delight]

I talk to myself, but apparently everyone does that. I also play with my stuffed animals, moving them around and doing voices for them. And I sing very loudly, although it is at least good singing. And, of course, ponies.

 

[C95J]

I talk to myself all the time, but I don't see it as embarrassing.

I love making up dramatic movie or game scenarios in my head.

I also do this as well :L

 

[Lawnmooer]

When I'm alone I sing along to music...

I also occasionally talk to myself.

Thats really the only things different that I do when I'm alone (Thats also not dirty) and they are fairly embarrassing since I'm not considered to be a person who sings often (Though a music teacher I had told me I had a great singing voice) and the whole "I try to look sane" on a regular basis but then fail be having someone walk in on me talking to myself...

 

[TipsyRam]

I... um... well I sing... and act out songs O_O Not like musicales, but more so I turn regular songs into musicales i guess lol Usually they are very odd songs to act out lol

I also make up scenarios that i think might happen in the future or that would never happen in a million years in my head. It comes in handy though when its time to RP with the group.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

I talk to myself, a lot and also when I'm alone it gives me perfect time to start dancing around for no complete reason (other than that I can)

 

[Craorach]

I make up stories in my head, I play out whole scenes from them out loud if nobody is around. I rehearse conversations that may or may not happen, especially if I'm stressed about something.

If I'm angry, I have arguments, sometimes outright yelling at the person despite them not being there. Then, when I really see them, I'm calm and rational.

 

[Littaly]

Sing and dance. The fun version of both activities, where you disconnect any skill that may normally be attached to it (not that I had any to begin with), and just let loose ^^